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Today's Moron of the Day!   https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/26/man-shoe-fetish-stole-126-flip-flops-have-sex-12760304/   Today on Morons in the news:     The "Chunky Dunky" moron.    He's got a little flip flop fetish.   You light up my life.   I have a way to make you cry.

I was really afraid that this was going to be one of those movies where the all funny scenes were in the trailer and none in the movie. Much to my surprise that was not the case.    The movie stars Issa Rae and Kumail Nanjiani as Lelani and Jibran. It opens up with the morning after the first night they had spent together. It has the awkwardness of departing the one night stand but takes a different turn in a really cute way. It looks like this is destined to be the greatest romance in romantic comedy history. Then we flash forward to four years later. It seems that all those endearing idiosyncrasies that were so cute at first, have turned into irritating habits and personality traits that have them headed for a breakup. The latest blowup starts out as a disagreement on whether or not they could win the Amazing Race and winds up with a fight about whether an orgy has to be planned or can it be spontaneous. On their way to a party they are right in the middle of the breakup when they hit a guy on a bike. As they are discussing what to do he jumps up and rides off.    A guy claiming to be a cop commandeers their car, chases the guy down and runs over him, with them in the car. After making sure he’s dead the guy runs off leaving them at the scene. They are sure they will be charged with murder and they run. The only way to prove their innocence is to solve the crime.       The movie is a perfect 86 minutes, Rated R for sexual content, language, and some violence.       The chemistry could not have been better between Lelani and Jibran. By far the physical jokes and setups, although most of them worked, were not near as funny as the dialog between the two. My favorite line in the whole movie was when during their investigation they stopped by the party they were originally going to. Someone looks at Jibran and says “you got blood on your face.” And he responds, deadpan, “It’s a big disgrace.” That is hilarious. I’m still laughing at that.       This is certainly not When Harry Met Sally or Pretty Woman, but it ain’t Gigli either. I really didn’t know what to expect but I sat down with Carla to watch it.    This is not rolling on the floor laughing, but their chemistry is infectious. Infectious in a good way, not a “pandemicy” way. We enjoyed the banter between them and enough of the jokes worked that it was an extremely enjoyable 86 minutes. It might not have been quite as enjoyable had we paid $20 in tickets, and $30 at the concession counter. But you’ve already got Netflix, there’s probably peanut butter in your pantry, and unless you are from another planet, some Ritz crackers. Lather up some of those crackers with some Jif, get you something to drink and have at it. You can pause if you need to go to the bathroom, or back it up if you miss something. If you don’t like it as much as we did, Netflix has a gazillion shows and movies, switch it to something else. You’re still ahead of the game.       My Score: 4 Budweisers  

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Today's Moron of The Day!   https://www.huffpost.com/entry/monkey-breaks-into-atm-new-delhi_n_5eb42aa4c5b6526942a36a81   Today on Morons in the news:    Hey man.. Your new garage looks like my stolen garage.   The Monkey ATM heist.   I just needed the microwave for the hot pockets.    The black bear escape...

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/05/22/Dump-truck-with-raised-bed-collides-with-highway-overpass/6501590179906/       Today on Morons in the news:   That's now your normal kind of pond.   You better check your height before going under the bypass.   This man live streams his own arrest.   The gas came from little guys in tuxedos.     

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Today's moron of the day.   https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/south-carolina/articles/2020-05-21/boy-6-cracks-open-robbery-case-by-reeling-in-sunken-safe     Today on Morons in the news:   Never rob the bank you visit regularly.   Six year old boy... solves robbery.      Man will marry his pet cat.

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Today's Moron of the day!   https://www.ksn.com/news/dont-miss-this/mississippi-gov-is-pranked-in-shout-out-to-high-school-grads/     Today on Morons in the news:     Mississippi Gov. gets pranked at high school graduation.   Topless garage cleaning is against the law.   The police help reunite the babies to their mama.    

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Dead to Me   This is another winner from Netflix winner that I probably would not have seen if my wife hadn’t kept talking about people telling her about it. I do like Cristina Applegate and have been watching her since Married with Children. She has turned out to be a fantastic actor that just keeps getting better. I also like Linda Cardellini who is also in it.   This is one of those reviews where I really can’t tell you anything. I can give the big picture, but no details. I urge you to be careful if you read about this show because the less you know, the better off you are. Cristina Applegate plays Jen, a really uptight real estate agent living in California. She has two boys and has just lost her husband to a hit-and-run driver. She is really sad, very mad, and completely frustrated because not only has she lost her husband, it seems like the police are not working hard enough to find the person who ran him down. In desperation she has joined a grief counseling group. There she meets a hippie woman around her age named Judy, played by Linda Cardellini. They could not be more different.  Judy is a free spirit, so calm and not a care in the world. Jen is wound as tight as a two-dollar watch. Jen winds up spilling her guts to Judy and winds up moving her into the guest house.  If that were all this show was about it would be well worth watching. But wait! There’s more! There are secrets. Judy has secrets, Jen has secrets, Jen’s dead husband has secrets, and so does just about every character in this show. So while we are captivated by the raw emotions that Jen and Judy share, and we are entertained by the funny back and forth between them, we are intensely trying to solve the multiple mysteries that keep being uncovered.  Those mysteries we are dying to know the answer is what makes us click next episode instead of turning off the TV. The show is designed for binge watching. You know, like crack cocaine and meth are designed for repeat sales.   Each episode is 30 minutes, Rated R for language. 10 episodes in a season. Both seasons are on Netflix.   This is an awesome show that is dramatic, extremely funny, and a thriller at the same time. Especially if you are past 40 and lived through some things.   My Score: A solid 5 Budweisers