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Our New Hodge-Out Podcast / PINEAPPLE / Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared 5 was FUKD M8 / The Darth incident 2011 story / Nate’s boring school world / Big plays Runescape for 10 hours / LBB has gotten SURREAL / Big’s Dental Advice [GET MP3]

Nate’s Move to Canada / Big is a sick boy / We Love the Hodge Twins (and Two Brothers) / NEW Mel Adventures / Big’s Alchohol Lifestyle / Spider Updates! / Nate’s socially awkward vapor bar experience / 21 Pilots / Big’s Teen Life / Maze Runner / QUESTION! [GET MP3]

Once upon a time in the summer of 2013, Joe Pierce and I stayed up all night talking about absolutely nothing. For some reason we decided to start recording one of our conversations. This eventually became “DISCLAIMER,” an “experimental” proto-Turtlecast kinda thing. We only recorded two episodes over the course of 1 sleep-deprived day, and it was never uploaded anywhere until now. Here is the first of those two episodes: [GET MP3] Oh also new episodes of Turtlecast should be coming back very soon. I just got done with my move to Vancouver and I have lots of dumb stories to share!

[GET MP3] Layabound 2015 Recap / Jack eats a worm / Cross-Country Train Tales / Meetin’ cool boyz in Chicago / Revenge of Bogge But / Fun Computer Troubles, Volume 524 / Enjoying some “Whiskey” / Our new family members / Nate wrote a book once / The Three Animes (Death, Drill, and Gem) / Gravity Guy Vs. Time Man / Chinese Sandwiches / Multiverse confirmed / The Old Train Ghost / It’s time for Doug Prishpreed / 100 Grandmas and Grandpas / “How big would I have to be to punch the sun?” Intro source

[GET MP3] nice.wav / Almost time for Layabound / Hotdog Jew Stew / Leaf Blower Man / Exclusive e3 Discussion HD / Peep Show the Show / MASSIVE bong ripz / I’m gonna buy you a Battlechest (real threat) / Enabling gambling / Lucas Butler Reviews Pringles

[GET MP3] It’s Mario Time / The Vancouver Trip (and Nate’s moving plans) / Game design schoolboy! / Layabound 2015 Plans with Sainty Boy / Our buddy Eric Pickles / Paper Biggyo / Intense candy discussion / Ted Shrooms / Dark Souls is Dark Souls Intro clip source New header by hpkomics

[GET MP3] Brace Yourself / Homeland is a cartoon / HOW THRILLING! / Nate’s Vancouver plans / The secret of cholent / Great amazing vacuum noises! / Barbed Penis / Big joins a SWAT team / Buzzfeed sure is GREAT / “Chillstep” / I will confront you

[GET MP3] TIMEKILLERS REVIVAL 2015 / Supermarket Brainwashing Music / Big’s hilarious erection / Crazy Russian Hacker's “Cupcake Sammich” / How much pubic hair can you cut? / Educational games = sexual / Wobble Bass / Cinemassacre Erotic Fiction / Boneland / Counter-Strike Dreams / g2g gota save my bae in mc / Big is racist to his dog (I’m really sorry) / Vince Gilligan’s Roseanne / Adam messes with a furious Big Intro song is a clip from the amazing Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared 3

[GET MP3] BASEBAAAAAAALL / Counter-Strike Addiction 101 / Big’s World-Renowned Twitch Stream! / Kipkay’s Crazy Russian Butler Books / A child struggling to understand our world / Birdman Dies Hard / Homeland’s Hidden Backflips / Big forces Nate to watch an anime / Horrorvidya CONTROVERSY! / All you need is a Chromecast / Are you a Macaroni Grill?

[GET MP3] We’re much too good for children / Turtlecast live from Hezbollah / Special Celebrity Guest Star: Apple, the Max Payne-Speedrunnin’ Whiz-Kid / Big faps to Bejeweled… a lot / A dog’s only emotion is FEAR / Crunchy Snakes / .guru / 11-year old webseries review / Big’s dad is basically a drug addict, and Nate’s dad is a buffoon / Beyblade Dealer / Horrorvidya “Shit-talkin” / Secret porn habits revealed! / “One condom, please!” Note: Background noise fluctuates really weirdly at times during this one, especially for a moment after anyone finishes talking, and trying to remove it only made it sound distorted. I’m going to look into fixing that, so don’t you worry, kiddoes. IM RLY SORRYYYYY :(((

[GET MP3] Answering machine message from Hello Boy himself / Mario (on the computer) / Jack Saint makes us less lonely / Trash / Matilda: Where is She Now? / The tale of Mel’s death / u 420 bro?? / Big’s horrorvidya controversy! / Open Salami / Turtlecast sponsored by Charles Martinet / We announce our love and support for Danny DeVito / Racial History with Jack Saint / Traaash / Don Hertzfeldt moves us emotionally / Creepy Catholic ritual for Danny DeVito / Turtlecest / The podcast gets morbid / Weddings and funerals are not allowed / Black Mirror Masturbation / Traaaaaaaash / Imagine a picture of Hitler (shaking hands with an alien)

I’m busy, so here’s a mini-kid-kast / Americans over-hype shitting / Tiny ciggy prank million dollar idea / Technical Biggiculties / Amiibos are cool fuck you / Reefer crimes / Nate’s Google Play Reviews / Reggie’s Pirate Arrows / Cat Hallucinations / Let’s get out of here [Get MP3]

The final boss of Turtlecast / Tail-end Ciggy With Biggy / Turtlecalls Animated / Numbers got bigger / Biggy the Famous Streamer / Magic Frank Launch Box / LIVE VAPOWIZA DEMO AND REVIEW 2015 REAL / We’re easily crushable: Come attack us! / Angry Omegle Child / Mental Flaws / Steam Group still exists / Omelettes as an Adult / Anti-Social: An awkward deconstruction of an even awkwarder video / TeamViewer Cubez / Yer eatin’ candies! / Drunken Demon Sleep Paralysis / Lucid Biggy / Mel’s Dead / Here’s Robotnik / 2015: Getting Done with People [Get MP3]

It’s a year / Big’s Bang Theory / I want to see Big raise a child! / #N8LOSEW8 Political Campaign / Nate’s gettin’ the Jewish painting! / Drinking Whisky to Hide Shame / Alfie’s E-Ciggie / OKCupid Ain’t for Fatsos Like Nate! ;( / Gettin’ Mel-ested: The Explicit Details / Don’t Offend My Boys! / Big Gets Big / Can We Talk About Your Dad? / Turtlecast: A Racist Show!! / Lemme suck on it!! / Interview with Stupidly Clever / Twerklecast / We ruin SC’s virgin eyes / Jack is a QT / Turtlecast Porno / We are memers / Hip Dad / Nate’s Hitler Dream / Stop KISSIN’! / Surprise Zach! / Autists Gettin’ Action! / MELF / Big’s Taiwanese Bride [Get MP3]

It’s Biggy Boy’s Birthday Bash 2014!!! / The last ‘cast of 2014 :( / NOT talking about Black Mirror yet! / The Tale of Frogman / WANNA SEE MY SPORES? / Should we have a disclaimer? / Frog Man’s Funeral / Big’s Mom ATTACKED (Why a girl touched Big!) / Admitting to Gay / Bar MItzvah Boy Painting! / Big = Nazi? / The “library story!” / Very Insulting Song / It’s like literally 2015 let’s love everybody [Get MP3] [Subscribe on iTunes]