The Roundtable of Gentlemen

This week on the Round Table: a man with a low opinion of the elderly attacks an old man in a Burger King bathroom, a small MP's office in Britain has a urine problem, and a French man blames a Parkinson's medication for his gay sex and gambling binge, plus our old friend James Adomian takes his turn as a replacement Ed.

On this, a special live version of the Round Table: a disbarred lawyer is arrested for penis graffiti, a woman threatens to cut the throats of two men who refuse cunnilingus, and a small town's sacred New Year's ceremony is threatened by the Round Table's mortal enemy, PETA.

On this, the 122nd episode of the Round Table: a notorious cross-dresser is charged with killing and dismembering his wife, a man is unjustly imprisoned because his dog ate a cat, and a heroic goat attacks a teenager. Joining us this week: Dan Wilbur and Amber Nelson!

On this, the 121st episode of the Round Table: porch news continues as a man's corpse is mistaken for a leftover Halloween decoration, two teachers are charged with grooming a teenager for illicit hot tub sex and board games, and a bridge in Idaho is the grisly scene of hundreds of deer suicides. Today in the Hut: MURDERFIST.

On this, the 120th episode of the Round Table: a gynecologist in Germany is charged with holding hundreds of illegal weapons and photos of his patient's vaginas, a rogue monkey in Florida is finally caught after two years of the lam, and an avid gamer is beat to death for his rare collection of Magic: The Gathering cards, plus Holden's girlfriend Lexi joins us in the Hut.

On this, the 119th episode of the Round Table: a boy with Down's Syndrome is saved by his puppies, a little girl is shot after being mistaken for a skunk, and a man is banned from every supermarket in Scotland during lunchtime, plus the cutest duo in country music, The Reformed Whores, drop by to play us a couple of tunes and Nick Turner sits in for Kevin.

On this, the 118th episode of the Round Table: a woman narrowly escapes injury from piece of chicken falling from the sky, two men decapitate a game fowl in Las Vegas, and a cop with a hilarious name is accused of fingering butts in Milwaukee. Joining us: Louis Katz, Jason Kalter, and Lexi Galante, star of the Evil Dead musical!

On this, the 117th episode of the Round Table: a Chinese restaurant is caught serving roadkill to its patrons, a 425 lb man is easily caught trying to abduct a child, and a farmer in Oregon is eaten by his pigs.

On this, the 116th episode of the Round Table: a KKK chapter in North Carolina is barred from marching in the Mule Days Parade, a man shoots his neighbor for psychically raping his wife, and the Round Table creates a whole slew of new holidays, plus Alex Moore and Matt McCarthy join the Round.

On this, the 115th episode of the Round Table: a woman discovers her dead husband is actually her father, a pygmy goat is raped, a miniature donkey is raped, and a radioactive pedophile is on the loose in Ireland, plus Julia Johns and The Burn writers Jesse Joyce and Benji Afalo in the Hut!

On this, the 114th episode of the Round Table: a Saddam Husein lookalike is kidnapped and is almost forced to star in a porno film about the former dictator, a woman in England dies after injecting herself with tanning drugs, and we find out what happens when all the Round Tablers get their own county, plus Nick Vatterott, Amber Nelson, and Tanisha Long sit in on the Hut!

On this, the 113th episode of the Round Table: a man in China sues his wife for being ugly after his daughter is born an uggo, Vladimir Putin takes to the skies, and the great monkey/human hybrid debate continues, plus big fat Ed Larson is back on the Table along with our good friend Jason Kalter.

On this, the 112th episode of the Round Table: a man shoots himself in the head demonstrating the right way to shoot oneself in the head, a new form of porn of men watching porn is created, a boy makes a tidy sum on a chunk of whale vomit, and Holden's brother Avery drops in to confront Holden about Mommy. Plus! Micah Sherman, Nick Turner, and Chris Waelti join us.

On this, the 110th episode of the Round Table: a woman cooks and eats her children confusing them for pigs while hallucinating, a woman goes on a two year arson spree because nobody was paying attention to her, and a man strangles a pelican in front of horrified onlookers, plus we're joined by Mike Recine, Amber Nelson, and Henry Zebrowski.

This week on Round Table: a man is arrested for masturbating with his front door wide open, a woman has her tampon forcibly removed by police officers, and 2/3rds of the Round Table gets raped at a gas station, plus today we're joined by Micah Sherman, Reid Faylor, and Jesse Fernandez!