The Roundtable of Gentlemen

They’re back! After conquering LA, the ‘Fisters have returned to the Round Table. Join us this episode as Kevin fucks up, Ben reveals yet another terrible thing from his past, Ed creates the best festival ever, Jackie stops the whole show in it’s tracks by saying yet another disgusting thing, I school everyone on all things postmortem, and Holden introduces the worst segment ever, Rape Stab Murder. We’ve also got Henry Zebrowski, Jesse Popp, and Kevin’s friend Calvin in the Chuckle Hut!

Especially us. Join us this episode as we discuss the Arizona assassinations, the astronomically high abortion rates in NYC, what each of us will do when The Rapture comes (May 21st), and who we would be if we could be anyone in the world for a day and what meals we will enjoy while inhabiting that person’s body Malkovich style.

The Round Table has a lot to be thankful for this year. While about half of us have had the worst year of our lives, the world has followed suit and given us stories much more horrible than our current predicaments. Laugh into the abyss, that’s what we say. What did the world give us at the end of this year? Serial killers, castrations, and Mailman Dave! Tune in to find out how it all turns out on this, the 26th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.

It’s a weird one. Holden, our creator of segments, saw it fit to put us all through the experience of sharing the things we’ve done that we’ve never told anyone about. You can imagine the skeletons all of us have in our closet. Add 24 dead baby seals and 15 minutes of masturbation memories and you’ve got this, the 25th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.

And a new catchphrase is created! Mee-ow. Anyway, join us this week as we discuss such diverse topics as Lee Harvey Oswald’s coffin, foot fetishes, and the latest in marital bestiality on this, the 24th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Our Chuckle Hut this week includes the Too Cool for School’s Jason Saenz, the curmudgeonly Zach Sims, and the absolutely lovely Sharron Paul. It’s about time we had a classy lady in the room.

It’s a new catchphrase that possibly infringes on two trademarks, just in time for the end of the world as we know it! Kim Jong Il is at the end of his life and trying to take us all out with him, an actor hacked his mother to death for being the devil, and the TSA is exploding bags o’ piss all over the place. We’ve also got a very special Pedophile Corner in which we discuss a Texas priest who handled his molestation accusations in the worst way possible.

We had one Four Loko each. ONE. In fact, two of us halved a beverage. Tune in to hear us crawl out of our own skin. Causes Jackie to say things like, “I want to be ridden like a puppet.” This week’s news also brought us some of the sickest stories we’ve had in a while. Mix the two together and you have this, the 22nd episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Chuckle Hut members this week include stand-up comedy bad-aces Nick Turner and Mark Normand (two of the best in town), plus the King of Chuckle, Henry Zebrowski!

Exorcists! Apparently this country has seen a sharp rise in demand for their services and it’s possible that Ben and Holden might need one. Either that or Ben is having tiny strokes. We’ve also got skydiving dog soldiers, scrotal hyperthermia, and more musings on these hoes today by Kevin on this, the 21st episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.

Come join the Round Table on our 20th episode as we discuss in no particular order, virgin birth snakes, blackface, the election, and how running down the street while overweight will prompt people to throw full bags of food at you. Multiple testimonies prove it. Tune in til the end to hear not only a wonderful little segment from Holden which I have named “I Love You” but also a very one-sided arm-wrestling match with expert commentary from Ben.

On this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen: GRAVE ROBBING RUSSIAN BEARS. I can’t think of anything better or anything that’s more fun to say. We’ve also got eye-witness accounts of The Rally To Restore Sanity as Ed, Holden, and myself were lucky enough to attend. Ed saw Nazi killers. Yeah! There’s also a very spoooky Chuckle Hut this week as we welcome back Chuckle Hut Member #1, Henry Zebrowski, and John Moreno from Murderfist. It doesn’t sound spooky. But it totally is.

This week Kevin stopped being human, Jackie became a worm or an insect depending on your point of view, a skydiver was convicted of murder and our theme of fiery Latina women continues as our biggest fan, Isadora, in cahoots with Ben, tells us what she really thinks about our man Holden. Shit gets personal.

The Latinas are pissed off and on a rampage this week. We got Miss Kentucky Latina fuckin’ up gas station attendants and pharmacists and we got Isadora from Mexico, our number one fan, all pissed off at Holden for saying Mexicans have sandy feet because they can’t afford shoes. Monkeys are stealing babies, too. Hide yours.

That’s just how they do it. Honestly, the longer this show goes on, the more sense Ben makes as a person. I’m not going to give it away, but Ben discusses at length a particular disturbing incident from his junior high years. Wisconsin. Jesus. It’s just fucked up.

Hoo boy. This is a Chuckle Hut to remember, as we welcome Ed’s mom into the basement on this, the 15th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Did we hold back? No. No we didn’t. Did the episode somehow get more offensive than usual? Yes. Yes it did. Tune in to hear Mrs. Larson say such gems as, “How was the breastfeeding Eddie, was it good?”

Okay, so we started off trying to talk about something serious (Korans and the Ground Zero Mosque) and we ended up talking about rape chickens born out of Ben’s asshole, then we had a two-part Pedophile Corner which was followed by an in depth conversation about birth rape. Goddammit. Every fucking time.