The Roundtable of Gentlemen

On this, the 139th episode of the Round Table: while one prostitute returns from the dead in Australia another gets aggressive with a gentleman's penis in Orlando, a man and a woman in Wisconsin are arrested for stealing cheese and steaks, respectively, and a suitor on a first date gets in trouble for convincing a friend to stage a fake knife attack to impress the lady. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski, Jermaine Fowler, Amber Nelson, and Chesley Calloway!

On this, the 138th episode of the Round Table: a snake uses his final act in life to burn down the house of the woman who killed him, a British soap opera star rapes a boy to prove to his girlfriend that he's bisexual, and a woman is arrested for performing oral sex on a man to get a discount on a used Cadillac. Joining us today: Andrew Short, Trey Galleon, and Chris Aurilio!

On this, the 137th episode of the Round Table: a child eats a used condom at McDonald's, a couple is arrested for trying to fraud a donut shop by placing razors in the product, and a man in a wheelchair with one leg manages to steal a car.

On this, the 136th episode of the Round Table: a man is arrested in Dallas for biting a teenager's butt, a woman in Oklahoma is found to have a gun hidden in her vagina following an arrest, and an inspiring story about a wrestler with no arms or legs brings out the best in the Round Table. Joining us today: Adam Newman, Anthony Devito, and Henry Zebrowski!

On this, the 135th episode of the Round Table: a man is arrested for stealing a blind cat, an Indonesian boy is drowned by his mother for having a small penis, and a racist firebombs a Taco Bell for not giving him enough meat in his chalupa. Joining us today: Mike Recine, Ashley Brooke Roberts, Shakir Stanley, and the voice of Bastion himself, Logan Cunningham.

This week on the Round Table: A man kills his roommate over a corn dog, a woman is killed in a strip club parking lot by a monster truck, and Ed Larson returns after spending a hellish amount of time in L.A. Joining us today: Erik Bergstrom and Amber Nelson!

On this, the 133rd episode of the Round Table: a man is stabbed by his threesome partner for refusing to switch positions, the Michigan Batman is arrested once again, and Kevin some important tips on how to be a good stand-up comedian. Joining us today: Nick Vatterott, Bob Kuhan, and Micah Sherman!

On this, the 132nd episode of the Round Table: a man claiming to be Meatloaf almost kills a taxi driver, a woman in Brazil tries to murder her husband with a poisoned vagina, and a man is arrested for having sex with a horse trying to make a horse-man baby. Joining us today: Andrew Short, Reid Faylor, and Alex Moore!

On this, a special live episode of the Round Table: an old man is tased after a policeman mistakes his can for a samurai sword, a vicar gets a potato stuck in his anus, and a girl at Penn State achieves notoriety for taming a squirrel and making it wear hats.

On this, the 130th episode of the Round Table: a Japanese man bites his so-called possessed by a snake son to death, a naked Florida man breaks into a house and masturbates and defecates in multiple spots, and a grandmother and grandson in Indiana are planning on having a child together. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler!

On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a 400 lb woman falls through the sidewalk in Manhattan, a woman smothers her boyfriend to death with her breasts, and two strippers get into a fight over a dollar. Joining us today: Nimesh Patel and Larry!

On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a man is still on the loose after raping a miniature horse multiple times, a crafty cat is caught sneaking contraband into a Brazilian prison, and a bank robber in Seattle is caught masturbating on the sidewalk. Joining us today: Seaton Smith and Doug & Bill! They come as a pair.

On this, the 127th episode of the Round Table: a heroic chicken named Cluck Cluck saves a family from a fire, a woman is charged with insurance fraud after her sexual prowess rats her out, and a woman in Chicago is attacked with a sock full of feces. Joining us today: Micah Sherman and Mike Recine!

On this, the 126th episode of the Round Table: a man is charged with carving a pentagram onto his 6 year old son's back, singer Trey Songz is arrested for making it rain, and return guests Damien Lemon and Chris Distefano tell some of the best stories the Round Table has ever heard.

On this, the 125th episode of the Round Table: a man dupes his wife into trying meth in a bid to make her see why he likes it so much, a monkey trainer in China lets us in on the secret behind her success and, in one of the darkest stories we've ever done, a man forces his son to have sex with the aforementioned boy's mother. Eesh. Also Micah Sherman and Josh Rabinowitz in the Chuckle Hut!