The Roundtable of Gentlemen

What would you do? Tune in to hear just how the Round Table would handle (and did handle) the situation, plus a kid gets shot in the stomach with a crossbow and grandfather abuses his grandchildren, and not sexually, for once. Don't be surprised what Jackie thinks about it. And we've got a hell of a stable of guests this week, as Mark Normand, Seena Jon, Pat Dixon, and Victor Varnado join us in the office!

Tune in this week to hear Jackie's disgusting new green goop use for them, plus from the news: hot sauce punishment, a Marine throws his son overboard, and Americans are fat as fuck and getting fatter. Almost as fat as the Round Table, but not quite.

Titty Hitler, stupid, stupid Neo-Nazis shaving and branding Navajos, disabled decapitations; we've got it all on this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen! In addition, we also tell our favorite Polish jokes (interchangeable with Haitian jokes) and play our very own version of The Dating Game. Our Chuckle Hutter this week: host and producer of Sunday Night Stand-Up at Three of Cups in the East Village, R.G. Daniels!

It’s true! In the news this week, we’ve got a principal who was stabbed to death in Tennessee by a student three days after the fall semester began, an elderly woman who somehow managed to die in a recycling bin, and chimps chimps chimps, plus Ben and Marcus talk about the only two animals they tried to take care of, which they both promptly killed without meaning to. Today’s Chuckle Hut member: Cave Comedy Radio’s own Pat Dixon, plus we’ve got Amber Nelson filling in for our girl Jackie Zebrowski.

But donkeys do! Tune in to hear us discuss donkey racing, what happens when a meth head gets horny around a cat, and just what teaching math in Philadelphia can drive you to do. The answer is die.

A butt slasher is on the loose in Virginia! Does he do it horizontally? Vertically? Either way, the Round Table has plenty of tips and tricks for this strange violent criminal. We've also got angry bees killing a horse, Kitler, and the Lightning Round on this, the fifty-seventh episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen!

Sperm talk! Tune in this week to hear plenty of it, including a semen-sniffing hound in Switzerland and a man who spread his defective seed around dozens of sperm banks, plus a teenager kills his parents with a hammer and throws a party to celebrate his new-found freedom. Is it a coincidence that the sperm episode coincides with having James Adomian in the Chuckle Hut? We'll let you decide!

The Clap! It's the enemy to the promiscuous all over the world. But thanks to Japan, a new extra-resistant strain has been discovered, right in time for them to beat us in the World Cup. Tune in to find out which member of the Round Table has had the regular strain twice, plus we've got an extremely uncomfortable segment in which the Round Table tells you all about "The Talk" they're going to be giving to their kids. In the Chuckle Hut this week we've got writer John Ryman to give us many amazing bon mots.

Homemade electric chairs! Third rail urine! More butt talk! Two of us damn near died! Tune in to hear us discuss all of this and more including the greatest magazine every published that isn't pornographic on this, the fifty-third episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.

Who wants to hear a super drunk, racially charged Round Table! You do, that's who. You can also tune in this episode to hear us talk about a would-be necrophiliac, a two day old corpse in a public pool, and what we would all do if we only had three months to live. As Kevin Barnett couldn't make it on a Saturday night, we've got returning guest Jeffrey Joseph on deck plus Ron Krasnow, roommate Colin Morse and Mystery Sam in the Hut!

We’re all gettin’ gay married today on the Round Table! Tune in to hear us talk about the biggest story of the week plus our trademark small fries, such as a Russian woman dying at her own funeral and a man hiding in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival just for kicks.

India’s looking for a hangman and Ben is volunteering! We’re all in agreement that he’s the best for the job. In addition to that, we’ve got number one fan Isadora in the office to provide us with a segment as Holden fucked up and didn’t come up with a good one. Subject: OK Cupid!

We made it! On this, the 50th episode of the Round Table, we discuss the best dad ever, the best pervert ever, and the weirdest things the members of the Table have ever done. You can only imagine how fucked up it gets.

Christ, Kevin’s got some balls. Tune in to hear about him going to a racist barbeque while wearing a black power pick in his hair, plus lunatics are selling pig bullets for shooting Muslims and Russians are burying themselves alive overnight in their very own version of planking.

On this episode, a disgruntled Bronx TV viewer decides to take matters into his own hands, Ben’s love affair with diet pills continues, and Holden fails four job interviews in as many minutes. We’ve also got comedians Rae Sanni and Mark Normand filling in for Jackie and Eddie, plus comedian Rob Cantrell in the Hut!