The Roundtable of Gentlemen

The man above had a date with himself in a hot tub, the Chilean miners have mistresses and wives clashing above them, Iraqi celebrities have a date with Camp Buca, and you, dear listener, have a date with this, the 13th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.

Man, fuck Chris Christie and his legislative language bullshit. Retards need their own leader. And the Round Table thinks they might have an answer.

VAMPIRE BATS! Peru is apparently full of them and children are dying. Yes. We will make fun of this. And you will laugh. Remember the day this episode was recorded and draw your own conclusions on what will happen if you don’t.

Did ya’ll know Kevin’s roots are in Jamaica, and also most of Jamaica is super fucked up? Well you’re gonna know a hell of a lot about all of it after listening to this, the tenth episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen!

Hark! Come and listen, for the ninth episode of The Round Table is upon us! Jackie loses her dignity once again, babies are being drowned during baptisms, Holden gives some heartfelt speeches, Ben waxes philosophical about Chippy D and Ed finds a solution to the gay marriage debate.

It’s fire and murder aplenty on this, the eighth episode of the Roundtable of Gentlemen! It’s summer and kids are killin’ their families, sons are killin’ their mothers, and Iranians are keeping gay genies chained up in the basement.

Join us for this, the seventh episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen as Holden and Jackie regale us with stories from the wilds of OK Cupid. Besides that, Kevin lobbies for an air conditioner in the recording cellar, Ed doesn’t think Mel Gibson’s film career should suffer because of the latest scandal because his movies kick ass, and Ben tries to get us to talk politics.

Besides what goes on in Kissel’s head, shit gets heated up even further between Holden and Isadora, Jackie’s got a nudist infestation, Kevin fantasizes about titty pools, and Ed reminisces about a childhood memory of a rabbit raping a kitten on this, the sixth episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen

Goddamn, we got whales, Ben inadvertently utters the words that will one day be inscribed on his tombstone, Kevin schools the shit out of us on the subject of Cryptozoology, Holden uses the creepy child voice again, Jackie explains periods with gusto, and Ed celebrates his first hard-on since hernia surgery.

He talked shit for two weeks and the day of reckoning has finally come for Mr. Kevin Barnett. Tune in to see if he holds to his claim that he can drink as much Coors Original as he wants, cuz Banquets are for pussies.

Yeah, that’s right. Our brand new member of the Roundtable, Jackie Zebrowski, doesn’t think Hitler is such hot shit when he’s compared to the ole Man of Steel. Tune in to hear us discuss this and more, including such fascinating topics as Bobby Fischer being dug up, rape in Cancun and what a person can do with 40 to 60 human heads on this, the third episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.

Happens just as often as shark attacks. We will prove this fact and more on this, the second episode of The Roundtable of Gentlemen. We’ve got our resident Ghost Expert Jackie Zebrowski in the cellar this week to talk about how we should NOT fuck with ghosts. At all. But we’re gonna do it anyway.

Diaper fetishes, Nazis, meth sex, Jesus’ broken heart and more on this, the first gathering of The Roundtable of Gentlemen.