We Hate Movies

In this week's episode, the gang's all here as they celebrate the second anniversary of the show by ripping into Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull! Why is Ray Winstone's Mac so obsessed with gold? Could the villain by any less threatening? And when does living in the past start to bite your movie in the ass? Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull stars Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Shia LaBeouf, Ray Winstone and John Hurt; directed by Steven Spielberg. Music - Old Man - ZZ Top Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang boldly goes where no one has gone before: running on fumes through the galaxy with Patrick Stewart and Brent Spiner in Star Trek: Insurrection! Why is everyone so rude to Worf? Would you really want to be known for "The Riker Maneuver"? And this film really flubbed in the casting of that admiral. Star Trek: Insurrection stars Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner, Jonathan Frakes, F. Murray Abraham and LeVar Burton; directed by Jonathan Frakes. Music - Same Old Song - as performed by The Pietasters Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang crashes with John Larroquette and Kirstie Alley in the 1990 house guest comedy, Madhouse! Why can't these people just say no to all these leeches? How much does this rip off Christmas Vacation? And what's the final measurement on Dennis Miller's horse-mane mullet? Madhouse stars John Larroquette, Kirstie Alley, John Diehl, Jessica Lundy and Dennis Miller; directed by Tom Ropelewski. Music - Bernadette - The Four Tops Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang tackles the James Bond franchise the only way they know how: making fun of the one with Halle Berry - Die Another Day! How in the world does Michael Madsen get to act alongside Dame Judi Dench? How did they think this film was a love letter to the Bond franchise? And let's all be thankful the Jinx solo film never took off. With special guest, Justin J. Case, from Private Cabin Die Another Day stars Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry, Toby Stephens and Judi Dench; directed by Lee Tamahori. Music - Die Another Day - Madonna Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang gets back to basics with who else but James Belushi and his trusty pooch, Jerry Lee, in the 1999 stinker sequel, K-911! How in the world is this dog still alive? What would the plot of Lazy Se7en look like? And the Dos and Donts of male, full-frontal nudity are carefully weighed. K-911 stars James Belushi, Christine Tucci, Wade Williams and Mac; directed by Charles T. Kanganis. Music - Lazy - Architecture in Helsinki Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang gets all holier than thou with Kim Basinger in the 2000 Catholic recruitment video, Bless the Child! Could they lay it on any thicker with the God-love? Did we really need the holy trinity cameos? And isn't it great seeing Jimmy Smits play a cop? Bless the Child stars Kim Basinger, Jimmy Smits and Rufus Sewell; directed by Chuck Russell. Music - Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang investigates the infamous vampire brothel with Dennis Miller and Erika Eleniak in the 1996 horror/comedy, Bordello of Blood! Why not start the movie with the Crypt Keeper? Who can stomach so many Dennis Miller one-liners? And do you have an office creep at your job? Bordello of Blood stars Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak, Angie Everhart and John Kassir; directed by Gilbert Adler. Music - The Ballroom Blitz - Sweet Direct Download   

In this week's episode, the gang heads out to Crystal Lake to tangle with everyone's favorite masked maniac in the fifth entry in the classic franchise, Friday the 13th: A New Beginning! How did this guy get funding for this halfway house? Why have three twist endings? And what would happen if The Nexus came to Crystal Lake? Friday the 13th: A New Beginning stars John Shepherd, Dick Wieand, Melanie Kinnaman and Richard Young; directed by Danny Steinmann. Music - He's Back (The Man Behind the Mask) - Alice Cooper Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang heads back into the Net for a romp with the Address Book Killer in the heinous cyber-thriller, Ghost in the Machine! Could there be a dumber name for a serial killer? How does Karen Allen let this kid talk to her like that? And why does this movie just turn into Final Destination? Ghost in the Machine stars Karen Allen, Chris Mulkey, Wil Horneff and Shevonne Durkin; directed by Rachel Talalay. Music - Machine in the Ghost - The Faint Directed Download

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off another Halloween Spooktacular with the Gary Busey werewolf dud, Silver Bullet! How is Corey Haim's character NOT the narrator? Why did Stephen King bother setting the film in 1976? And just how much of Gary Busey's lines are improvised? Silver Bullet stars Corey Haim, Gary Busey, Terry O'Quinn and Everett McGill; directed by Daniel Attias. Music - Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang wraps up another successful Listener Request Month with the super-offensive, racially-charged, ghost comedy, Heart Condition! Why should we care about this horrible monster of a protagonist? How do you have a ghost movie and not show how the guy became a ghost? And how on Earth do you get away with a last line like that? Heart Condition stars Bob Hoskins, Denzel Washington and Chloe Webb; directed by James D. Parriott. Music - Heart it Races - as performed by Dr. Dog Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang teams up with John Stamos and Vanity to battle Gene Simmons' hermaphroditic super-villain in 1986's Never Too Young to Die! Why is this super-spy all gym and no 'kata? Who hired Vanity to be a secret agent when she obviously has zero skills? And is Velvet Von Ragner the worst villain in WHM history? Never Too Young to Die stars John Stamos, Gene Simmons, Vanity and George Lazenby; directed by Gil Bettman. Music - Only the Good Die Young - as performed by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang tries to make sense of the heinous, wannabe-erotic thriller, Perfect Stranger! Why is Giovanni Ribisi doing all the work on this case? Did Bruce Willis really need to beat that guy up? And just how many twists can a movie take before it collapses under the weight of its own cleverness? Perfect Stranger stars Halle Berry, Bruce Willis and Giovanni Ribisi; directed by James Foley. Music - One Drink - Hurrah! A Bolt of Light! (Pick up their record, Hello!, in iTunes!) Direct Download

On this edition of WHM Mailbag, the gang reads some letters responding to their claim of never having seen a person in a chicken suit advertising fast food. We also plug our brand new DVD commentary track that you can sync up to the classic, cult film, C.H.U.D.! To purchase our new commentary track, Chudmentary, check out the links below and enjoy! Let us know what you think and tell your friends to pick up the track! Music - Rock Around the Mailbag - Terry White and the Terriers Direct Download Places to purchase Chudmentary: CD Baby Google Play Amazon Be sure to purchase Douglas Cheek's C.H.U.D. on DVD!

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off another Listener Request Month with the hilariously-terrible, family drama, Invisible Child! Is Gillian the dumbest person alive? Is this husband the sleaziest enabler in cinema history? And how does a Lifetime movie waste a sweet hot tub scene like that? Invisible Child stars Rita Wilson, Victor Garber, Tushka Bergen and Mae Whitman; directed by Joan Micklin Silver. Music - Maggie May - as performed by Blur Direct Download