We Hate Movies

In this week's episode, the Gang gets rabid with James Belushi and his trusty police pooch, Jerry Lee, in the 1989 family failure, K-9! Does Belushi know he's talking to a dog and not a person? Is it okay for a half-naked, aroused man to wrestle a dog? Why didn't Ed O'Neill have a bigger role? Lock 'n load as Belushi blasts his way through half of San Diego leaving no citizen un-offended! K-9 stars James Belushi, Mel Harris, Ed O'Neill & Koton; directed by Rod Daniel. Music - Iko Iko - as performed by Amy Holland

In this week's episode, the Gang arm wrestles Michael Caine and his bionic hand in Oliver Stone's 1981 horror/thriller/laugh-fest, The Hand! Is it the Hand doing all the killing? Is it Michael Caine's down-and-out, comic strip artist, Jonathan Lansdale? Does anyone watching the movie even care? Maybe it's Oliver Stone in a cameo as a drunken hobo?! The hobo, incidentally, is some of Stone's best acting to date. The Hand stars Michael Caine, Andrea Marcovicci & Bruce McGill; directed by Oliver Stone. Music - Red Right Hand - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

In this week's episode, the Gang heads across the pond to do battle with England's wussiest biker gang, the Living Dead! Listen as Psychomania (aka The Death Wheelers) gets ripped to shreds for being the most vanilla biker-gang-zombie-teen-British-horror flick ever made. Do you have what it takes to become a member of the silliest, most non-threatening gang this side of The Sharks? Probably. Almost anyone is tougher than these suicidal Brit-bikers. Psychomania (aka The Death Wheelers) stars Nicky Henson, Mary Larkin, Beryl Reid and George Sanders; directed by Don Sharp. Music - I Was a Teenage Anarchist - Against Me!

In this week's episode the Gang heads to the jungle for their biggest-budget, cinematic failure yet...Congo! Do the apes really look that bad? What accent is Ernie Hudson trying to pull off? Will Laura Linney ever find true love -- preferably with Steve? This week the show will answer all of those questions and more! Our apologies in advance to the sovereign nation of Romania.  Congo stars Laura Linney, Dylan Walsh, Ernie Hudson, Tim Curry and Joe Don Baker; directed by Frank Marshall. Music - Monkey Man - Reel Big Fish covering Toots and the Maytals

In this week's episode, Andrew, Eric & Chris tackle what will be the first of many Joe Don Baker films to be torn apart by the We Hate Movies! team. Wild dogs? Innocent townsfolk? Joe Don's sweaty forehead? Yes, please! The Pack is a film that will tug at your heartstrings, bring a tear to your eye and make you want to call your parents to tell them you love them - but only when you realize the flick's finally over! The Pack stars Joe Don Baker, Hope Alexander-Willis, Richard B. Shull and R.G. Armstrong; directed by Robert Clouse. Music - Errant Dog - Ben Folds

In this week's episode Andrew, Steve & Eric tackle the movie Lethal Weapon is glad it's not: 1987's Number One with a Bullet. Was there a reason why Robert Carradine never became a full-on action star? Was Peter Graves just killing time? And just how smooth can Billy Dee Williams get while portraying a jazz trumpet-playing detective? The crew at We Hate Movies! gets to the bottom of all these important questions...and more! Number One with a Bullet stars Billy Dee Williams, Robert Carradine, Valerie Bertinelli and Doris Roberts; directed by Jack Smight. Music - Heat of the Moment - Asia