We Hate Movies

In this week's episode, the gang heads to a future ruled by reality television with the Arnold Schwarzenegger actioneer, The Running Man! How much bad Arnold acting can one film take? Why didn't they have Richard Dawson reference Hogan's Heroes? And who else was calling Dynamo "Lite-Brite"? Plus: This week in hypothetical shows, Andrew Jupin's Cinema Pickle, coming this fall to CBS! The Running Man stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto and Richard Dawson; directed by Paul Michael Glaser. Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang rolls with Sammy L. Jackson in the dullest adaptation of a 70's t.v. show ever, S.W.A.T.! Does this movie take place within the world of the original show? What is the end game for taking someone up on a $100,000,000 jailbreak reward? Is Colin Farrell a convincing weapons inventor? Plus: Eric gives an old man a piece of his mind. S.W.A.T. stars Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez, LL Cool J, Jeremy Renner and Olivier Martinez; directed by Clark Johnson. Be sure to pick up our new app to gain access to an exclusive We Hate Movies extra episode on this film's Direct-to-DVD sequel, plus much more! Available to purchase now in the Amazon Android store or through Podcast Box for iOS! Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang takes a second trip back into the water (this time in 3D!) with the lackluster shark sequel, Jaws 3D! Why did the Sea World folks sign on for this movie? Did Dennis Quaid really need to carry out that cock block? And did Michael Crichton rip this off for "Jurassic Park"? Plus: A beloved film character gets an STD. Jaws 3D stars Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Louis Gossett Jr., Lea Thompson and Simon MacCorkindale; directed by Joe Alves. Direct Download

In this week's episode the gang visits the island nation of Cuba in the ridiculous, murder-happy sequel, Bad Boys II! How is Will Smith allowed to kill people no matter what? Why do they keep tailing villains using the flashiest of cars? And how long can Will Smith stare at a dead boob? Plus: Was Mr. Cunningham from Happy Days in the Klan? Bad Boys II stars Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Gabrielle Union, Jordi Molla and Joe Pantoliano; directed by Michael Bay. Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers as Shaq runs amok as John Henry Irons in the 1997 box office catastrophe, Steel! How is everyone blind to a guy the size of John Henry Irons being Steel? Is Judd Nelson's character molesting those kids? And have you ever seen a man sink a free throw with a grenade? Plus: The Devil himself makes an appearance! Steel stars Shaquille O'Neal, Annabeth Gish, Judd Nelson, Richard Roundtree and Irma P. Hall; directed by Kenneth Johnson. Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang ducks and covers when Godzilla comes to New York in the 1998, American re-boot, Godzilla! This year's Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off with questions like: how is Matthew Broderick an action star? Where is Godzilla hiding in New York City? And was Roland Emmerich really sticking it to Roger Ebert? Plus: Mayor Bloomberg battles Godzilla! Godzilla stars Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo and Hank Azaria; directed by Roland Emmerich. Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang takes to the streets with zombie police officer, Matt Cordell, in the final part of the classic? trilogy, Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence! How did the movie get away with recycling this much footage? How is Maniac Cop selecting his victims? And how is there so little Maniac Cop in the film? Plus: Maniac Cop meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence stars Robert Davi, Robert Z'Dar, Caitlin Dulany and Gretchen Becker; directed by William Lustig. Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang spends a long weekend with Sinbad and Phil Hartman in the mistaken identity comedy, Houseguest! How the hell does this mix-up even get pulled off? How much McDonald's can Sindbad eat? And just how terrible of a father is Phil Hartman? Plus: a whole lot of Jeffrey Jones jokes. Like, a whole lot. Houseguest stars Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Kim Griest, Jeffrey Jones and Stan Shaw; directed by Randall Miller. Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang goes to the grocery store with the dangerously stupid, Foodfight! How is this a movie? What are the filmmakers trying to say about consumerism and buying "store brand" items? And who insisted this film needed to be sexy? Plus: Sims voices. Lots of Sims voices. Foodfight stars Charlie Sheen, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Christopher Lloyd and Wayne Brady; directed by Lawrence Kasanoff. Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off another Listener Request Month with the completely wrong-headed, embarrassing sequel, The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day! How on Earth did this sequel get released? How do Judd Nelson and Peter Fonda pull off being Italians? Or do they? And just what was Troy Duffy thinking writing that manly monologue? Plus: we debut our brand-new theme song by our friends in Hurrah! a Bolt of Light! The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day stars Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus, Billy Connolly, Clifton Collins Jr., Julie Benz and Peter Fonda; directed by Troy Duffy. Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang goes back to outer space with the ridiculous sci-fi, nature mockumentary, The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human! How does this alien narrator not know what a movie is if he's making one? Was David Hyde Pierce brought in as a patch-job? And how does one so gleefully rip off Woody Allen? Plus: a solid helping of Star Wars jokes mainly about those dern, Tusken Raider, sand people! The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human stars David Hyde Pierce, Mackenzie Astin and Carmen Electra; directed by Jeff Abugov. Music - Spaceman - The Killers Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang heads down south to bust some skulls with the great Joe Don Baker in the car-chasin', beer-swillin', wood-swingin' schlub-fest, Walking Tall! Why can't we get the Walking Tall prequel where we see Joe Don as a professional wrestler? Would you run for Sheriff if your town turned to garbage? And would Joe Don Baker have made a good addition to the cast of Judge Dredd? Plus: Eric ponders a Billy Jack marathon. Walking Tall stars Joe Don Baker, Bruce Glover, Elizabeth Hartman and Felton Perry; directed by Phil Karlson. Music - The Boys from Alabama - Drive-By Truckers Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang puts on their VR helmets and dives head-first into the 1995 cyber thriller, Virtuosity! Why doesn't William Forsythe put actual cops on the case instead of Denzel Washington? Why does Russell Crowe insist on making off with that suit? And aside from the extreme VR, how on Earth is this set in the future? Plus, the guys weigh in on one of the biggest fashion flubs: the tucked in t-shirt! Virtuosity stars Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe, Kelly Lynch, William Forsythe, Louise Fletcher and William Fichtner; directed by Brett Leonard. Music - Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang gets all Rear Window with Matthew Broderick and Meg Ryan in the stalkerriffic comedy, Addicted to Love! Why can't Matthew Broderick just try the doorbell again tomorrow? Where did Meg Ryan learn to become a cat burglar? And how do they vilify someone for fulfilling the American Dream? Plus: What was Buffalo Bill's end game? Addicted to Love stars Meg Ryan, Matthew Broderick, Kelly Preston and Tcheky Karyo; directed by Griffin Dunne. Music - Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang dives into the seedy underworld of unsanctioned, Las Vegas, death fighting with the totally excellent 1993 White Guy karate flick, Best of the Best 2! Could Eric Roberts get any more physically fit? How awkward is that double-date-into-an-orgy? And is Wayne Newton really the Devil? Plus: Nick Nolte as a Native American? Best of the Best 2 stars Eric Roberts, Phillip Rhee, Chris Penn, Ralf Moeller and Wayne Newton; directed by Robert Radler. Music - (To Be) The Best of the Best - Mark Free Direct Download