We Hate Movies

In this week's episode, the gang goes back to school with Corey Feldman and the rest of Ronald Reagan High while discussing the 1991 pseudo-sequel, Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever! What are the Eradicators working toward in this movie? How many original songs did Corey Feldman need on the soundtrack? And what kind of seedy stuff is Eaglebauer actually up to? Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever stars Corey Feldman, Larry Linville, Mary Woronov, Evan Richards and Michael Cerveris; directed by Deborah Brock. Music - Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever - The Pursuit of Happiness Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang heads down to the Big Easy with Christopher Plummer and Jonny Lee Miller to do battle with some wise-cracking vampires in the dated film, Dracula 2000! What is with Dracula's mullet? How much money did Virgin have invested in this movie? And what was the deal with all that biblical stuff? Dracula 2000 stars Gerard Butler, Christopher Plummer, Jonny Lee Miller, Justine Waddell, Jennifer Esposito and Omar Epps; directed by Patrick Lussier. Music - Do the Vampire - Superdrag Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang maxes out some fake credit cards with Damon and Marlon Wayans in the confused action-comedy, Mo' Money! Why doesn't Stacey Dash think Damon Wayans is a stalker? How many In Living Color characters were bastardized for this movie? And was credit card fraud the best scam they could come up with? Mo' Money stars Damon Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Stacey Dash, John Diehl and Harry Lennix; directed by Peter MacDonald. Music - Poison - Bell Biv DeVoe Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang gets back to basics with the low-budget, action schlock-fest, Kill Crazy! Why does this movie give us a hero who's also kind of a racist? Why is the number two villain a worse person than the number one? And why on Earth does that woman not tell the police what's been going on?! Kill Crazy stars David Heavener, Bruce Glover, Rachelle Carson and Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs; directed by David Heavener. Music - Militia Song - Camper van Beethoven Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang goes head-on into the Suck Zone with Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt and Philip Seymour Hoffman with 1996's bad weather snooze, Twister! How many of these clowns are actual scientists? Why can't they make that garbage can fly? And what exactly is the "Suck Zone"? This episode features special guest Justin J. Case of Private Cabin. Justin came on to plug PC's featured video on Cracked.com. Twister stars Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Cary Elwes; directed by Jan de Bont. Music - T.O.R.N.A.D.O. - The Go! Team Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang sings the praises of Dragon Wars and bashes Matthew McConaughey and Ugly America on the whole while discussing 2002's Reign of Fire! Why can't we see the Dragon Apocalypse? Why is there so much chit-chat? And is McConaughey's character the ugliest of Ugly Americans? Reign of Fire stars Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, Gerard Butler and Izabella Scorupco; directed by Rob Bowman. Music - Tiny Cities Made of Ashes - Modest Mouse Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang goes straight to hell (and immediately back) with Martin Sheen and Michael Jai White in the horrendous, comic book adaptation, Spawn! Why does Spawn never wear his Spawn mask? And why did John Leguizamo get so into this silly role? This week's episode features a guest spot by Vinny Brusco, host of the aptly named The Vinny Brusco Show which airs every Thursday at 10:15pm Eastern on Zenlive.tv. Spawn stars Michael Jai White, John Leguizamo, Martin Sheen, Nicol Williamson, and D.B. Sweeney; directed by Mark A.Z. Dippé. Music - Satan Rejected My Soul - Morrissey Direct Download 

In this week's episode, the gang gets aggravated with a zero-effort adaptation of the beloved (sort of) Saturday morning cartoon, Inspector Gadget! How do they get clearance to do this gadget operation? Did the creators watch a second of the television show? And the gang reveals their philosophy on Real Dolls. Inspector Gadget stars Matthew Broderick, Rupert Everett, Joely Fisher and D.L. Hughley; directed by David Kellogg. Music - Robot - The Futureheads Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang gets morning sickness with Hugh Grant and Julianne Moore in the single most cartoonish look at impending parenthood, Nine Months! Seriously, how much of a dick can Hugh Grant be? Have you ever seen a character t-bone a movie harder than Tom Arnold here? And is Robin Williams the worst doctor in film history? Nine Months stars Hugh Grant, Julianne Moore, Tom Arnold, Joan Cusack and Robin Williams; directed by Chris Columbus. Music - 19th Nervous Breakdown - Rolling Stones Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang gears up for some White Girl Karate with Hilary Swank and Pat Morita in the sappy, third installment of an out-of-gas franchise, The Next Karate Kid! Did we really need the dancing monks? Why does Hilary Swank take to karate so easily? And just how much does the WHM crew despise Guy Fieri? The Next Karate Kid stars Hilary Swank, Pat Morita, Michael Ironside and Chris Conrad; directed by Christopher Cain. Music - Dreams - as performed by Passion Pit Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang thinks it's safe to go back in the water with Lorraine Gary and Michael Caine in the 1987 suck-fest sequel, Jaws: The Revenge! How on Earth does this shark find the Brody family? How bad is Mario Van Peebles' accent here? And how far is too far when a sequel pilfers from the original? Jaws: The Revenge stars Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles and Michael Caine; directed by Joseph Sargent. Music - Swim - Surfer Blood Our apologies in advance for the hot mic heard in this episode Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang goes for a dip in a magic swimming pool with Wilford Brimley and some other geriatrics in the heartwarming, yet incredibly uncomfortable, sci-fi dud, Cocoon! Who wants to hear about elderly erections? What is Guttenberg doing in that pool? And why is Brian Dennehy such a pushover? WARNING: This episode contains some serious Brimley impressions. Cocoon stars Wilford Brimely, Don Ameche, Hume Cronyn, Brian Dennehy, Steve Guttenberg and Jessica Tandy; directed by Ron Howard. Music - The Way - Fastball Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang kicks off their second annual Summer "Blockbuster" Extravaganza with one of the lousiest sequels of all time, Men in Black II! How did they get away with re-doing the first film note-for-note? Why is a talking dog more important than Tommy Lee Jones? And how far does Agent Zed's love of plant life actually go? Men in Black II stars Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Rip Torn, Johnny Knoxville and Lara Flynn Boyle; directed by Barry Sonnenfeld. Music - Sunglasses at Night - Corey Hart Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang gets branded and sworn to secrecy with Joshua Jackson and Paul Walker in the 2000, secret society flop, The Skulls! Why do we have to wait so long for Craig T. Nelson's first scene? Isn't William Peterson's accent a bit much? And you can never go wrong with a botched suicide. Or can you? The Skulls stars Joshua Jackson, Paul Walker, Craig T. Nelson, William Peterson and Leslie Bibb; directed by Rob Cohen. Music - We Do - John Swartzwelder & Alf Clausen Direct Download

In this week's episode, the gang gets disgusted with a red-headed, feral animal named Pippi in The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking! Has there been a children's film with a worse message? What is this town's problem with orphans? Plus lots of talking horse impressions! The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking stars Tami Erin, Eileen Brennan, and Dennis Dugan; directed by Ken Annakin. Music - Bad Kids - The Black Lips Direct Download