Gutting the Sacred Cow

For anyone who grew up or who was in their 20's in the late 90's, you undoubtedly saw Starship Troopers. It's a cult classic but a classic turd in the punchbowl for Al Mega (@comicrusaders). He doesn't like the bugs, Casper Van Dien, and feels the book was done a major disservice. But can this argument make late 1990's Denise Richards's #1 fan, @KevinGootee, join the Mobile Infantry? And does @KevinIsrael_NJ think that bugs that shoot fire and plasma from the butts are pretty cool? We'd LOVE to help your brand awareness or boost your product sales. Email us at Guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com and we'll help make you product/service getting the attention it deserves. We sound like a broken record but hot damn, do we love when we hear from you. Thanks for your support on social media. Thanks for your reviews on your podcast platforms. Make sure you're head over to www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day to see new blog posts like our favorite movie quotes and sequels we want to see/didn't ask for. Also, check out our merch shop to grab a shirt, hat, mug, bag, fire extinguisher. You can follow everyone at @KevinGootee and KevinGootee.com, @KevinIsrael_NJ and kevinisrael.com, and Al Mega @Comiccrusaders THANK YOU again for your ongoing support. New contest: First person to get 5 friends to subscribe to our podcast gets a free shirt. Tag them on twitter/fb/ig and have them post them subscribing and the shirt is yours. It's NEVER too late to write us a 2 sentence review while giving us a 5 star rating on your favorite podcast platform! If you would be so kind and click subscribe on youtube or on your preferred podcast platform, that ensures you don't miss any episodes nor bonus content. Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on SM. Please follow everyone on twitter,

The turning point of the podcast is when @BehindtheRant came on to throw the Goonies into the guillotine. So we brought him back and he picked a woman that's going to trigger women aged 30-75...Dirty Dancing. That's right, David the Producer didn't have the time of his life with this film. But until this podcast, @KevinGootee never saw Dirty Dancing. @KevinIsrael_NJ thoroughly enjoyed having KG sit through this film. And the trio discuss when women ask about their number of sex partners. But can David go 2 for 2 convincing the boys that this film is worse than Wayne Knight's "comedy" in this film? Happy to announce Podcorn sponsored this episode so let's thank them! Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ Sponsorship/advertising inquiries should be sent to guttingthesacredcow@hotmail.com THANK YOU again for your ongoing support. New contest: First person to get 5 friends to subscribe to our podcast gets a free shirt. Tag them on twitter/fb/ig and have them post them subscribing and the shirt is yours. It's NEVER too late to write us a 2 sentence review while giving us a 5 star rating on your favorite podcast platform! Make sure you're head over to www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day to see new blog posts like our favorite movie quotes and sequels we want to see/didn't ask for. Also, check out our merch shop to grab a shirt, hat, mug, bag, fire extinguisher.

We seem to be on a real superheroes theme kick as @uptotask couldn't wait to join @GTSCpodcast to try and obliterate one of the early films (X-Men was not the first, Blade was) to kickstart the superhero genre. @KevinIsrael_NJ is an insane Wolverine fan; did he think the entrance matched the hype? And did @KevinGootee think this film was worse than Anna Paquin's "southern" accent? Only one way to tell.. PLEASE subscribe so the minute we release a new episode, you get it immediately. You guys have been awesome with the 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews. Thank you so much for your continued support and success. If you haven't done so, we'd love if you did us that small favor. EVER day, Monday-Friday on guttingthesacredcow.com we have new articles/think pieces...did I just say think pieces about a silly movie podcast? It's not like we're Time magazine. So come on over and check us out for some A+ toilet reading. And while you're on the hopper, go ahead and grab a shirt, hat, bag, mug, hoodie from our merch store. You can find us on social media at: Twitter, @GTSCpodcast @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @UptoTask. We're on FB, IG, and Tumblr (if anyone cares about that platform) Also, www.kevinisrael.com and www.kevingootee.com Yet again, thank YOU for being friends. We truly appreciate all of the kind words, shoutouts, support, etc.

Utah, get me 2...dudes who think they're going to tear down one of the most iconic 90's films ever. James and Rob from @ststcast think Keanu Reeves is an awful actor and this film is 100% pure nonsense. Action, adventure, these 2 crave not this film. But the real question is do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ feel that this film is as good as 2 meatball subs at 10:30 in the morning? First off, THANK YOU. All of your kind words, shoutouts on social media, and telling your friends is what makes us smile and continue to forge onward doing this podcast. We really feel we're carving out something special and all of the above validates that. Want to advertise with us? Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service. If you know of a business that wants to advertise, LET US KNOW! If you would be so kind and click subscribe on youtube or on your preferred podcast platform, that ensures you don't miss any episodes nor bonus content. Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on SM. Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @Ststcast. PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, hat, hoodie? Head on over and grab something! Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com

This episode is guarantee to rankle a lot of our friends. Dave Williams from @Barstoolsports hates Will Ferrell and flat out DESPISED Step Brothers. Do Boats and Hoes make @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ give a big ol' ear to ear grin? Or does this film make K and K wish the Catalina Wine Mixer got a bomb dropped on it bigger than Holmes and Watson? Please give us a follow on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @BarstoolWSD and @Barstoolsports. We'd love to help you grow your business! Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service. If you know of a business that wants to advertise, LET US KNOW! PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, hat, hoodie? Head on over and grab something! Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on social media.

The Transformers were the CENTER of @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ universe in the 80's as the greatest cartoon next to Looney Tunes. Fast forward to 2007 when Michael Bay decided to completely ignore the most of the source material and make Megatron a plane instead of a gun. The real question is there enough good stuff in her to match the nostalgia? @AlmightyRay from @whowouldwin podcast certainly doesn't think so. He thinks this film is worse than Optimus Prime dying in the cartoon film. But do Gootee and Israel think his argument should transform and roll the f--- outta here? We truly value each and ever one of our fans and your interactions with us. We want to keep hearing from you! @GTSCpodcast on twitter and Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB, IG, and Tumblr. Have an idea for a segment for us? We want to hear it. Want to do a segment theme song for us? We want to play it? Feedback about us or our guests? Yep, we want to hear it. We thank you for being fans of ours. We want to help you grow your business/product! Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com for more details! Nothing puts a smile on our faces more than seeing you leave us those 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews on your favorite podcast platform. And since you're already fans, tell your friends who love movie debates and cracking wise that we're the best in the business. And this episode is sponsored by the merch store at Guttingthesacredcow.com Grab a sweet shirt, mug, bag, hat, even cell phone cover and more. Monday through Friday, we're giving you guys NEW articles regarding our favorite quotes, #listof10, and movies we've seen to name a few. Yet again, THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.

The film that Gen Y loves as well as launched an NHL franchise and well as 2 sequels. The Mighty Ducks gave dumb kids all across the world that it was a good idea to quack at people. It also made people think the flying V is a legit formation in hockey. Oh yeah, it also showed Emilio Estevez driving a limo onto a pond and thinking it wasn't that big of a deal. @RealJDDuran from @insessionfilm joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ because he played hockey and had a TON of problems with this sugarcoated, cake eating, film. But does he convince them this film is worse than Emilio Estevez boozing up while driving on icy roads? Yet again, we THANK YOU for your support and love. Want to advertise with us? Guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Follow us on SM: @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @GTSCpodcast @realjdduran @insessionfilm Our merch store as well as daily articles can be found at www.guttingthesacredcow.com Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on social media.

Do we have a treat for you! Geno Bisconte (In Hot Water on Compound Media and Comics Watching Comics on Amazon video) joins the boys as he HATES Uncut Gems with a passion. Why? One reason is that the bets Sandler puts in...DOESN'T HAPPEN in real life. Can Geno convince KG and KI that this film makes Don't Mess with the Zohan look like Caddyshack? Please give us a follow on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @DiamondEugene1 @inhotwatershow We'd love to help you grow your business! Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service. If you know of a business that wants to advertise, LET US KNOW! PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, hat, hoodie? Head on over and grab something! Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on social media.

It was only a matter of time before someone went after a Jim Carrey film so @KentGarrison @madaboutmovies went for the one that started it all off, Ace Ventura. Kent feels this was funny as a kid but as an adult, finds Jim Carrey more annoying that Jim's paintings or people that constantly do Ace impressions. But do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ say ALLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN to his argument or do they think his argument should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell? First off, THANK YOU. All of your kind words, shoutouts on social media, and telling your friends is what makes us smile and continue to forge onward doing this podcast. We really feel we're carving out something special and all of the above validates that. Want to advertise with us? Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service. If you know of a business that wants to advertise, LET US KNOW! Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on SM. Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @KentGarrison and @madaboutmovies. PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, hat, hoodie? Head on over and grab something! Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com

No, that's not a typo. @KevinIsrael_NJ wanted to sit in the guest chair to take down the Shining so I asked GTSC podcast favorite @billschulz from @MorninwithBillandJo on @compoundmedia to sit in as co-host. Is KI able to persuade @KevinGootee that the Shining is as bad as taking an axe in the belly from Jack Nicholson? Or is his argument as sweet as the artwork in Scatman Crothers's house? We now have a brand NEW advertiser so PLEASE support: MyBookie.ag and use promo code: Sacred Cow. This would be a HUGE help and help us take care of some of the expenses running the podcast. THANK YOU. Want to advertise with us? Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service. Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on SM. Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @Billschulz @morninwithbillandjo You've been AMAZING with the 5 star ratings and reviews. If you haven't done so, we'd REALLY appreciate if you went on your podcast platform and hooked us up. LOVE YOU! YOU ALL HAVE BEEN AMAZING! We appreciate every single comment, like, retweet, share, etc. PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING! PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, hat, hoodie? Head on over and grab something! Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com

We're bringing back another fan favorite, Joanne Nosuchinsky from @MorningwithBillandJo on @compoundmedia. Joanna never found the whimsical, Silver Linings Playbook, entertaining and she's hellbent on making @KevinGootee watch awful movies. Can she can convince him and @KevinIsrael_NJ that a nervous breakdown is better than this film? We now have a brand NEW advertiser so PLEASE support: MyBookie.ag and use promo code: Sacred Cow. Would be a Want to advertise with us? Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com so we can increase visibility for your business/service. Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on SM. Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @Jonosuchinsky @morninwithbillandjo You've been AMAZING with the 5 star ratings and reviews. If you haven't done so, we'd REALLY appreciate if you went on your podcast platform and hooked us up. LOVE YOU! YOU ALL HAVE BEEN AMAZING! We appreciate every single comment, like, retweet, share, etc. PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING! PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, hat, hoodie? Head on over and grab something!

Interstellar was a highly acclaimed and revered film but not according to Alice Vaughn (@rationalblonde from @tgompodcast). Alice used to be a physicist and she dissects this movie with an expert eye and exploits a TON of plot worms, worm holes, and black holes. Can she persuade @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse than being a farmer in Idaho? Or do the boys think this film is alright, alright, alright? We want to help YOU build your business and sell your service or product. Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com to get a hold of us and we can make something happen. Would you like to write one of our segment songs? We'd love to hear your intros to the 5 fun facts, critics 5 star, 1 star, amazon 5 star, and 1 star reviews. As long as your incorporate a known song from a movie into that intro, we'd love to put it on our podcast. Send those to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Those 5 star reviews and written reviews TRULY make our day and it truly helps us in the search algorithm. If you haven't done so, we'd REALLY appreciate if you went on your podcast platform and hooked us up. LOVE YOU! YOU ALL HAVE BEEN AMAZING! We appreciate every single comment, like, retweet, share, etc. PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING! PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, coffee mug, or tote bag for that vacation that you'll have to cancel due to Covid? Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on SM. Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @rationalblonde and @tgompodcast

We can all agree that Fight Club is a HUGE cult classic and the poster is/was a mainstay in guys' college dorm rooms. But Frank Fleming (@NJTank99 @barstoolsports) thinks that Brad Pitt and Edward Norton should swallow enough soap and drop a lit stick of dynamite down their throats. Where do you stand on this underground bareknuckled fisticuffs romp? And where do you think @KevinGootee and @Kevinisrael_NJ stand on this film? And you're in for a treat as Frank belts out a song late into the episode, something your ears will thank you for. We LOVE that you've bought our merch. Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on our social media accounts. We want to help YOU build your business and sell your service or product. Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com and we'll work something out! We don't get tired of thanking you because it's the least we can do. We LOVE your reshares, retweets, and podcast/YouTube reviews. PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com for KG and KIs' lists of 10, movies we've seen, news, sequels we want to see/didn't ask for, and QUOTES. Please follow everyone on their SM accounts because damnit, we provide great content, jokes, witticisms. We're twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @NJtank99 @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @Barstoolsports

One of the most iconic high school films (and iconic nude scenes) is squarely in the sights of movie critic @BillMccuddy (PBS). @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ are shocked that Spicoli and company. But can Bill convince K&K that this film is worse than Judge Reinhold wearing his baseball jersey tucked into his jeans? Or is this film still truly as beautiful as a topless Phoebe Cates? We also get to hear a FANTASTIC story about KI working in a restaurant and someone having a major "accident" in the bathroom. YOU ALL HAVE BEEN AMAZING! We appreciate every single comment, like, retweet, share, etc. PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING! PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, coffee mug, or tote bag for that vacation that you'll have to cancel due to Covid? We're giving a 15% discount to those who sign up on our mailing list so you can get something on the cheap. Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on SM. We want to help YOU build your business and sell your service or product. Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com to get a hold of us. Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @BillMccuddy @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ

WOW!! @MikePrinceinLA (writer for the Simpsons and F is for Family) was NOT a fan of Batman Returns which is our 2nd Batman movie (we're not counting Batman v Superman) that we've done on our podcast. @KevinGootee wastes no time sharing his affection for the Simpsons and Mike tells us a great story about writing for the Simpsons movie and having to drop that nugget when he went to see the film in the theater. But does Mike convince KG and @KevinIsrael_NJ that the bat, the cat, and the penguin were just 3 cool ingredients thrown in a blender mixed with guano and cat pee? We can't thank all of our friends of the show enough. We appreciate every single comment, like, retweet, share, etc. PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING! PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, coffee mug, or tote bag for that vacation that you'll have to cancel due to Covid? We're giving a 15% discount to those who sign up on our mailing list so you can get something on the cheap. Take a pic with our merch and we'll GLADLY share it on SM. Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, Tumblr, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @MikepriceinLA @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ We want to help YOU build your business and sell your service or product. Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com to get a hold of us.