Gutting the Sacred Cow

Another first for the @GTSC podcast, our first duo appear on the show! Jake and Tom (@Drunkendork and @FeartheJake) share their sternly worded opinions about the 1986 mega blockbuster, Top Gun. They're not feeling Goose, Maverick, and certainly not Ice-MAN (gasp!) But does their argument... take your breath away? POW! That's how you shoehorn a reference in there! Or do they hit the ejector seat and smash their head into the covering like Goose? Only one way to find out... PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Need a new shirt, coffee mug, or tote bag for that vacation that you'll have to cancel due to Covid? Tag 10 friends who follow us and we'll send you a free shirt! Go ahead and check out our friend, Tia Fabi (@TC_Stark at @GeekVibesNation) She does a great podcast called Top 10 with Tia. And if you like what you see, please share it on your SM. And speaking of social media... Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @FeartheJake @KevinGootee @Drunkendork, @KevinIsrael_NJ We want to help YOU build your business and sell your service or product. Email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com to get a hold of us. Lastly, we just started our mailing list that gives you unpublished content, discount codes for the merch store, and live show information (when this virus GOES AWAY)

It's another nerd fan favorite up on the firing range! @Sean_Oconnell from @Cinemablend goes after the Peter Jackson epic, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. According the Sean, this film has TOO much setup and NOT enough going on. But does he properly set fire to the shire? Or do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ sick the Orcs upon his argument? PLEASE continue to visit www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day for brand NEW articles. Don't forget, we have really cool hats, shirts, mugs, and superhero capes. Not yet for the capes but maybe 1 day. Tag 10 friends who follow us and we'll send you a free shirt! And if you like what you see, please share it on your SM. And speaking of social media... Please follow everyone on twitter, FB, and IG: @GTSCpodcast, @Cinemablend, @KevinGootee @Sean_Oconnell @KevinIsrael_NJ Lastly, NEW email address and if you're looking to advertise your business, product, or service: guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com

Pretty much everyone hated Batman v Superman and Tia Fabi from Geek Vibes Nation is no exception (@TC_Stark and @GeekVibesNation). And there is plenty to attack: Ben Affleck as Batman breaking his "no guns" policy. Lex Luthor acting like a quirky nerd who is off his ADD meds. And of course, "Martha." But with all of the damning evidence, can Tia convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is Kryptonite for good taste? www.geekvibesnation.com THANK YOU again for your ongoing support. New contest: First person to get 5 friends to subscribe to our podcast gets a free shirt. Tag them on twitter/fb/ig and have them post them subscribing and the shirt is yours. It's NEVER too late to write us a 2 sentence review while giving us a 5 star rating on your favorite podcast platform! Make sure you're head over to www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day to see new blog posts like our favorite movie quotes and sequels we want to see/didn't ask for. Also, check out our merch shop to grab a shirt, hat, mug, bag, fire extinguisher. Sponsorship/advertising inquiries should be sent to guttingthesacredcow@hotmail.com

What's your favorite scary movie? Not "Scream" for Juliette Miranda (Unwritable Rant Podcast and Bourbon Soaked podcast) as she thinks this film is insanely overrated and BAD. Her husband, @behindtherant, was able to successful gut Goonies in episode 24. Can this happy family go 2/2 in gutting cows? And can she convince @KevinGootee and @Kevinisrael_NJ that this film is worse than Neve Campbell mullet and Matthew Lillard's acting? And THANK YOU everyone to all you who continually support us and tell your friends about our podcast. We're loving every minute of this and hope you are as well. And make sure you get over to www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY DAY as we're posting new articles every day. Stuff like our #listsof10, favorite movie quotes, movies we've seen, movie news, and movie sequels we want to see. And of course, grab a tote bag, tshirt, hoodie, or adult entertainment toys from our merch shop. If you're looking to advertise with us, well that tickles us pink. Make sure to email us at guttingthesacredcow@hotmail.com Make sure you check out everyones' social medias: @morningneurosis @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @GTSCpodcast. And if you would be so kind, we'd LOVE if you could give us a 5 star rating and 2 sentence review on your podcast platforms.

Quentin Tarantino happens to be a favorite director of this podcast but @jamesgavsie could care less. He decided to take a flamethrower to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood like Leo DiCaprio did to that girl in the Manson cult. But is James able to persuade @KevinGootee and @KevinIsarel_NJ that this film is worse than feet on a dashboard. Or does K2 throw a can of dog food in the face of this argument? Plus, the boys head down memory lane whilst discussing the Transformers/GI Joe cartoon movies from the 80's plus a mini game of "Who Would Win?" You guys AGAIN broke our single day record of downloads with the Anthony Cumia episode. It truly means the world to us and that we're definitely headed in the right direction. So see below for a special giveaway... @jamesgavsie @digitalskypod www.whowouldwinshow.com @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ Want to advertise/sponsor the podcast? Guttingthesacredcow@hotmail.com is where you can reach us. And to celebrate, you deserve a giveaway contest, what would you want? Go check out the website and go over to our social media and sound off in the comments what you'd like. www.guttingthesacredcow.com for daily blog posts as well as the place to buy a t-shirt, hat, hoodie, bag, or something with our faces on it. Or without our faces on it, your choice. Lastly, if you haven't done so, please leave us a 5 star rating and a 2 sentence review wherever you listen to podcasts. Much appreciated.

Anthony Cumia of Opie and Anthony fame as well as host of the Cumia show (@compoundmedia and @thecumiashow) join @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael on this week's episode. Anthony's choice for this episode, Face Off, and boy does he abhor this film. Anthony tells a hilarious story about Jim Norton destroying Patrice O'Neal on the old O&A show for liking this film as well as breaks into his John Travolta impression a few times. But can Anthony convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse than the monkey who ripped that woman's face...off? THANK YOU FOR MAKING LAST WEEK OUR HIGHEST WEEK OF DOWNLOADS AS WELL AS BREAKING OUR RECORD OF DOWNLOADS IN A DAY! It truly means the world to us and that we're definitely headed in the right direction. @compoundmedia @compoundboss @thecumiashow @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ Want to advertise/sponsor the podcast? Guttingthesacredcow@hotmail.com is where you can reach us. Also, www.guttingthesacredcow.com for daily blog posts as well as the place to buy a t-shirt, hat, hoodie, bag, or something with our faces on it. Or without our faces on it, your choice. Lastly, if you haven't done so, please leave us a 5 star rating and a 2 sentence review wherever you listen to podcasts. Much appreciated.

A FIRST for Gutting the Sacred Cow podcast, we've brought back @BillSchulz from @morninbillandjo on @compoundmedia! Bill's first attempt with Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was solid but does he punch this alien movie right in the face while yelling, "Welcome to Earth?" Or does ID4 fanboy @KevinIsrael_NJ fly a fighter jet right into the mothership? @KevinGootee enjoys the fireworks with these 2, whose side does he take? If you haven't had the chance, go check KG on the Dave Landau and Anthony Cumia show on 6/2! Head over to www.guttingthesacredcow.com and check out our blog and #listsof10 we post EVERY DAY. Also on the website, you can grab a hat, shirt, mug, or even cell phone case with our logos/faces on them. You can also find us on Youtube and see Kevin G's new haircut and Kevin I's unruly head of hair and beard. @KevinGootee www.kevingootee.com @Kevinisrael_NJ www.kevinisrael.com @Billschulz @morninbillandjo @compoundmedia

Philadelphia was a film that opened the world's eyes to AIDS and how it affected lives and careers. But @LandauDave (Compound Media and Comedy Central) points out that this film has more lesions than Tom Hanks did on his chest in the courtroom. @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ put on their best sailor outfits as Dave attempts to convince them that this movie is just an overrated attempt of broad stroke, hot button issue. If you haven't done so yet, PLEASE give us a 5 star rating and 2 sentence review wherever you listen to podcasts as well as like our videos and subscribe on youtube! If you're not following our blog on www.guttingthesacredcow.com, you're missing out. Lists of 10, overrated, and underrated aspects of film, and fun articles! And for the love of Pete Davidson, please follow us on our social media: @GTSCpodcast on Twitter, Gutting the Sacred Cow podcast on FB and IG. Lastly, if you're looking to advertise your service or product, please do it with us: guttingthesacredcow@hotmail.com @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @LandauDave @compoundmedia www.davelandau.com www.compoundmedia.com

Standup comedian/podcaster @JLCauvin (Howard Stern show) and "Donald Trump" assemble with @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ and JL has 2001: A Space Odyssey in his crosshairs. JL cannot stomach Stanley Kubrick's sci-fi critical darling but can he convince Kevin and Kevin that this film is worse than a blank screen for 3 minutes? Or does JL's argument get blown up like the Challenger back in '86? You guys and gals are just scrum-diddly-icious. Thanks for being fans and PLEASE make sure to follow us on ALL of our social media platforms. And believe us, it helps us. @GTSCpodcast on twitter Gutting the Sacred Cow on IG and Twitter www.guttingthesacredcow.com www.jlcauvin.com @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @JLCauvin

@matchity (Adam Carolla podcast, Rotten Tomatoes, Moviefone) convenes with @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to explain how the Usual Suspect cheats the audience with the ending. Forgot who is Keyser Soze, (this was the slug line when the movie came out) do KG and KI flip Matt's argument? Flip you for real. Can you hear me in the back? WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU: Questions, advice, recommendations, quarrels? Join us on social media: @GTSCpodcast on Twitter; Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB and IG. www.guttingthesacredcow.com to see our blog as well as grab a shirt, mug, social distancing ruler. guttingthesacredcow@hotmail.com to advertise with us! Here's KG's spotify playlist of favorite songs on movie soundtracks: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5YOr0rjDxWLkiwfSoo3pEF?si=ppXVTCKnR9ud96vUABR9cw

Chris Maynard from @Following_Films comes on to slay the baby boomer untouchable, Forrest Gump. That's right, the film that won best picture, best actor, and caused millions of people shoehorn, "life is like a box of chocolates," into many a conversations that then went south. The question is, do @Kevin Gootee and @Kevin Israel_NJ feel his arguments fall under "stupid is as stupid does?" First of all, THANK YOU FOR THE ONGOING SUPPORT. You guys truly make doing this podcast a joy and we've got some really cool stuff up our sleeves in the works. Why not check out www.guttingthesacredcow.com and check out some of the cool shirts, hats, mugs, and other items we have? You can also find links to all of the podcast (and youtube) platforms we're on so you can subscribe and never miss an episode If you're an advertiser, guttingthesacredcow@hotmail.com is where you can find us and we'll help you spread the good word of your product or service. As long as you pay us with money inside of bags that have the $ on the outside. You're not following us on social media? Shame on you. You're missing out on some cool clips we post throughout the week. So find us on Facebook, IG, and Twitter!

@Seth_Everett (Hall of Justice podcast with Kevin Smith and Sports with Friends podcast) joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ because he has a MAJOR problem with 2019's runaway success, Joker. He even goes on the record and says that this film is worse than Suicide Squad. You know, the film that is mocked more than "The Room?" But does he convince Kevin and Kevin that this film is more bare boned than Joaquin Phonenix was in this film? Big news: www.guttingthesacredcow.com NOW has merch! Shirts, bags, hoodies and if you order before May 12th, you get a 15% coupon! Don't forget, we're on youtube so you can watch us while you're on your work Zoom meetings and see both of us in various stages of undress. We're on all podcast platforms: (iTunes, google, iheartradio, spotify, spreaker, stitcher) so spread the word and please continue to tell your friends who love films, podcasts, and dick jokes. Lastly, if you're looking to advertise with us, guttingthesacredcow@hotmail.com. We'd love to help you build your business or service (especially naked maid services, they serve 3 purposes if you tip them right) so reach out to us.

@StonerJesus420 (Joe Klare) joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to eviscerate TAXI DRIVER, the film that birthed thousands of s----y Robert DeNiro impressions. Joe HATES Travis Bickle like the governor of Georgia hates common sense. But do Kevin and Kevin (better than Celino and Barnes) find this film stinkier than a NYC cab in August? Give us a follow on our social media and check out the website, merch coming soon. @KevinGootee on FB, IG, and Twitter @KevinIsrael on FB, @Kevin_Israel_comedy on IG www.guttingthesacredcow.com @guttingthe on twitter, @guttingthesacredcow on IG @stonerjesuspix on IG, @Stonerjesus420 on twitter. Stonerjesus.net

Hey there you cool cats and kittens! Had enough virtual happy hours yet? Gin and vodka sales through the roof so might as well fill up a highball and listen to @Delvin_Cox try to take down the aesthetically pleasing; yet light on plot mega-hit, Avatar. @Kevin Gootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ will be your judge, jury, and executioner. Does Zoe Saldana in blue make a few body parts turn blue? Wait, that means that those body parts are dying or dead. Never mind. We're now on Youtube! Watch us in our all our glory as well as see when we do chats on Youtube premiers. Also, our website is up, www.guttingthesacredcow. See where you can see and hear us as well as march shop! Suggestions are welcome for merch, let us know what you'd like added. Thanks again for sharing with your friends and continue to stay safe. @Guttingthe @KevinIsrael_NJ @KevinGootee @delvin_cox and check out the Delvin Cox Experience wherever you listen to podcast. Lastly, if you're looking to advertise, DM us on social media or email: guttingthesacredcow@hotmail.com Thanks for listening and free Joe Exotic!

David the Producer (@BehindtheRant) is going to trigger a TON of 80's babies as he takes down the Goonies. Data, Chunk, Mouth, and Mikey...no one is safe from David's warpath. But do fellow 80's kids @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ get aboard the "I Hate One Eyed Wille" pirate ship? Or is David's argument as awful as Sloth's speech and face? And good news, we're now on Youtube! If you want to see our smarmy, judgmental, yet handsome faces, tune in! Lastly, our website is now up. So all you Cowheads (nickname and patent pending), head on over on check it out. Social media: @guttingthe on Twitter, @Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB and IG www.guttingthesacredcow.com Youtube: Gutting the Sacred Cow Want to advertise with us? guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com This episode’s show notes are brought to you by Vurbl. Vurbl is launching new technology for audio creators like me so our message is broadcast loud and clear. Join the beta at Vurbl.com