Gutting the Sacred Cow

An absolute FIRST occurs during our podcast when Shelly Martinez decides to attack one of the comedies nearly on everyone's favorite list, Dumb and Dumber.  What's that first?  Something that knocks @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ socks right off and never in a million years would've thought happened.  Can Shelly sway the pair that that Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are a worse duo than Schwarzenegger and Thurman in Batman and Robin?Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @shellyfromcali on twitter www.shellymartinez.net  www.shellyslinks.com

At the risk of sounding overly redundant, we're shocked when people come out of the woodwork to hate films we've deemed bulletproof.  Now, the Nolan Batman trilogy is complete since @TheMikeyFlash decided to throw Batarangs at the crown jewel of the series, The Dark Knight.  We can hear the comic book nerds cracking their fingers and ready to type sternly worded missives at Mikey as puts a stick of dynamite in the Batsignal.  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ make his argument deader than Heath Ledger?  Stay tuned, Bat fans.  Same Bat channel, right here!Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @TheMikeyFlash @speedforcemusic on IG and Youtube.

When you think of classic movies, this HAS to be 1 of your 10.  And @stonerjesus absolutely hates The Wizard of Oz.  The film that easily makes its way into our daily lexicon when someone tries to be funny and drops a "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore" quote or "I'll get you my pretty!"  This is probably one of the first films you saw as a kid but do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ have fond memories of this film?  Or do this think this holds up like a witch dying because a bratty girl threw water in her face?  You're about to find out.You can also subscribe to us on youtube (it really helps!) if you want to see our cute faces and great teeth.  DM us to get some sweet GTSC stickers!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @stonerjesus and www.stonerjesus.net

One of the few bulletproof films (so we thought) faces a turkey shoot on this week's episode.  THE Thanksgiving movie; Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, is targeted for butchering by Caissie St. Onge.  (@Caissie on twitter)  She doesn't like this tale of 2 wayward travelers who sleep together and ball snuggle, drive the wrong way down a highway, or lead a bus full of DWI people in a singalong.  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ put this argument in a bus depot locker and forget about it?Don't forget, you can find us on all imaginable podcasts: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox, you name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. We'd love to advertise your product our service and to do so, email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com  Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more! We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for us: @GTSCpodcast on twitter @Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB, IG, Tumblr, and Tik tok

One of the most entertaining gutters you're going to hear returns to avenge an earlier loss. Ray Stakenas (@AlmightyRay) from the "Who Would Win" show, explains why Highlander is 80s dreck and can't fathom why people have such an affinity for a boring, vanilla hero.  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ agree with him this film is worse than Sean Connery pretending to be a Spaniard?  Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com 

Our chum, Bill Schulz (Mornin' with Bill and Jo on Compound Media) returns to see if he make it TWO gutting in a row.  Bill hates America's male sweetheart, Tom Hanks, and sharpens his scythe to try and cut Big down to ribbons.  You know, the one where a 13 year wakes up as a man and decides to get a 9-5 job in NYC instead of do fun adult stuff?  Do Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel find his argument worse than the traitorous actions of Benedict Arnold?  We'd love if you subscribed to us on youtube (it really helps!) if you want to see our cute faces and great teeth.  DM us to get some sweet GTSC stickers!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @billschulz @morninbillandjo @compoundamerica www.compoundmedia.com

Our Halloween episode is here!  People lost their minds when The Ring came out almost 20 years ago.  @KenKrantzcomic lost his mind when people try to tell him this is a scary and good movie.  Ken explains why PG-13 movies can't be labeled as, "THE SCARIEST MOVIES" ever and delves into why this film should've been chopped up by a barge's propellers.  Do @KevinGootee and @kevinisrael_NJ think his argument is worse than a slow moving drowned little girl coming out of your TV?LOVE when you write those 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews.  Please do so on whatever podcast platform you catch us if you have not yet done so and give us a follow on IG as well as Youtube, we'd appreciate that.Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com  @KenKrantzcomic on social media

F is For Family creator and Simpsons writer @MikePriceinLA returns for his 3rd appearance and has firmly grabbed the title of, "any film dealing with a real life event had BETTER be perfectly represented."  Mike sits in the book depository and snipes out Oliver Stone's "JFK".  He also tells you who he thinks killed Marilyn Monroe's most notorious lover.  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ think this argument is worse than Kevin Costner's New Orleans accent?  Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Lastly, check out F is For Family on Netflix and follow Mike on twitter at @MikepriceinLA   @KevinGootee and kevingootee.com @KevinIsrael_NJ and kevinisrael.com

At the risk of sounding redundant, we thought we'd never have a guest want to target this week's film, Raiders of the Lost Ark.  @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ would've sworn this would've stayed on the bulletproof list but here we are.  Blake Fulton is our second listener winner and decided to wake up and chose violence with his selection.  Our THIRD Indiana Jones film now completes the trilogy but can Blake truly do the impossible and convince Kevin and Kevin this film should stare right into the open Ark of the Covenant?  Or do our plucky hosts kick his argument right into airplane propellers?You can also subscribe to us on youtube (it really helps!) if you want to see our cute faces and great teeth.  DM us to get some sweet GTSC stickers!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com

We threw a challenge to the audience and invited those to pitch their case why they should appear on the podcast and what film would they choose?  George Neumann was 1 of the 2 we selected and did he answer the call; his selection will send shockwaves through the ether of kids that grew up in the 80's and 90's.  His selection, Commando, Arnold Schwarzenegger's crown jewel of one liners and 80s cheesiness/nonsense.  Can George shock the world like the 1980 men's Olympic Hockey team and gut this cow?  Or does he disappoint like Ryan Leaf or like the NY Mets every year?  Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comDon't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com 

Hi snuggle buddies and gals!  New episode and @BJMendelson targets one of biggest critics darlings in the last 10 years, Mad Max: Fury Road.  Milking stations, an unexplained bionic arm, and a lead character that has little dialogue: Is BJ able to convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ this film should eat the business end of a flame throwing guitar?LOVE when you write those 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews.  Please do so on whatever podcast platform you catch us if you have not yet done so and give us a follow on IG as well as Youtube, we'd appreciate that.Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com www.bjmendelson.com @BJMendelson

Thanks everyone who reached out to congratulate us for our 100th episode.  We promise to keep bringing the funny and entertainment for 1000 more!  This week is one of our favorite returning guests, Juliette Miranda (@morningneurosis from Unwritable Rant and Bourbon Soaked Diaries), and she takes aim at her 2nd horror film on this podcast.  Juliette hates a Quiet Place more than Pretty in Pink but less than Scream and tells @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ why this recent phenomenon is worse than giving birth in a bathtub after just stepping barefoot on a nail.LOVE when you write those 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews.  Please do so on whatever podcast platform you catch us if you have not yet done so and give us a follow on IG as well as Youtube, we'd appreciate that.Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com 

MILESTONE TIME!  Thank you ALL for joining and supporting us along to our 100th episode!  It truly means a ton to us that you're a part of this journey with us.  Enough sentimentality, we've got (monkey) business to attend to.  @Michaeloburns from @wisecrack joins us for one of the most important movies of the 80's, Ferris Bueller's Day Off.  That scamp cutting class with his girlfriend and neurotic pal drew the fire and brimstone of fellow Chicagoan Mike Burns and he's not taking taking Ferris's shenanigans anymore.  But do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ think his argument should be forced to sit in detention with Ben Stein and registered sex offender Jeffrey Jones (Principal Ed Rooney)?  Take a spell and listen to the episode to find out!Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com@kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @michaeloburns and @wisecrack

We had filmmaker Nina Lee (@NinaSerafina) join us for high tea and crumpets while she elaborated why Whiplash is overrated.  That's right, the film that got J Jonah Jameson (JK Simmons) an Academy Award for throwing a cymbal at Miles Teller.  This is no tiny feat to try and convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this story of jazz school bullying is worse than wearing a feather in a dorky band hat.  THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT.  Because of you, we SHATTERED our single day record number of downloads this past week.  We appreciate you telling your friends and family why we're the funniest and most original movie review podcast out there, PERIOD.Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com 

One of our aces, Dave Landau (Louder with Crowder and formerly of Compound Media), returns to target the critically acclaimed story of Mark Zuckerberg in, "The Social Network." Why does Dave loathe that story?  Well, we can't spoil it here, you goofballs!  Let's just say Dave is no fan of Aaron Sorkin.  Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ tolerate Jesse Eisenberg for just this film as well as watered down Spiderman Andrew Garfield?  Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.comThank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more!  We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time.  Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @landaudave on twitter and davelandau.com  Check out Dave on "Louder with Crowder!"