Gutting the Sacred Cow show

Gutting the Sacred Cow

Summary: Standup Comedians Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel love films and they love arguing about them. But in this unique podcast; they invite guests to come in and argue why some of the most financially successful, beloved or acclaimed films are trash. Kevin and Kevin preside over these cases and see if their friends have made them change their minds. Check out this podcast dedicated to giving the most hilarious, witty, and funniest movie reviews you'll ever hear.

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 Brad Morris SHOOTS THE NADS OUT OF The Hateful Eight Episode 68 GTSC podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4305

Quentin Tarrantino has a lot of fans but on this podcast, we've found our FOURTH film that someone wants to attempt to take down and that person is Brad Morris (@BradMorris773). Brad outlines many reasons why The Hateful Eight should've been left to freeze to death in the middle of nowhere. We all know @KevinGootee is a huge Tarrantino fan, can Brad coax KG and @KevinIsrael_NJ into agreeing this film should shoot itself in the nuts? Here is where you can find us on all podcast platforms (Apple iTunes, Spotify, Google to name a few) and our Youtube page! https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Want to advertise with us? You know the drill and if you don't: Guttingthesacredcow@Gmail.com We cannot thank you enough yet again for your constant support, love on social media, and your 5 star ratings and reviews. THANK YOU ALL Guttingthesacredcow.com every M-F for blog articles and our merch shop where you can grab a shirt, hoodie, bag, mug, anything your little heart desires. Social media: @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @BradMorris773 @GTSCpodcast Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB, Twitter, IG, Tumblr, and Tik Tok

 Bill and Joanne GET KARATE KID A BODY BAG Episode 67 GTSC podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3948

The infamous live show is HERE! 2 of our favorite guests, @BillSchulz and @JoNosuchinsky from @morninBillandJo on @compoundmedia rejoined us to do one of the 80s biggest darlings, The Karate Kid. Perfect timing right smack in the middle of the Cobra Kai popularity. Bill and Joanne have no love for this Jersey boy getting jumped every 5 minutes who becomes an indentured servant to a Japanese handyman. And Bill plays a message from a star from one of the Karate Kid films as he's none too pleased that this film is taking fire. But can this duo convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ they're the best...around. NOTHIN'S EVER GONNA KEEP THEM DOWN? @GTSCpodcast on twitter, Gutting the Sacred Cow on Twitter, FB, Tumblr, and TikTok Guttingthesacredcow.com every day for new articles to give you the pop culture news that makes you look smart, funny, and more tolerable as a person. If you want to want to advertise with us, guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com We cannot THANK YOU enough for your constant support, shoutout, and we will ALWAYS love when you write us those 5 star ratings, 2-3 sentence reviews. And we certainly love posting our favorite reviews on our social media. Hot news off the press: We're now on the new app, Playground. Every week, the boys will go live once a week and talk movies as well as invite YOU to engage in witty banter, ask questions, whatever you want. Make sure you follow us at @GTSCpodcast so you see when we go live. Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/

 Bobby Umar RIPS THE HEART OUT OF Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Episode 66 GTSC Podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3496

Indiana Jones is one of the most successful trilogies ever (Yeah, we're not recognizing Kingdom of the Crystal Skull). But TED talk and motivational speaker, Bobby Umar, has an axe to grind with the 2nd installment, Temple of Doom. Kate Capshaw drives him (and everyone) bonkers but does Bobby bullwhip this tale of an archeologist and charming sidekick? Or do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ drop his argument into a fiery pit of lava? Hot news off the press: We're now on the new app, Playground. Every week, the boys will go live once a week and talk movies as well as invite YOU to engage in witty banter, ask questions, whatever you want. Make sure you follow us at @GTSCpodcast so you see when we go live. If you want to want to advertise with us, guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com We cannot THANK YOU enough for your constant support, shoutout, and we will ALWAYS love when you write us those 5 star ratings, 2-3 sentence reviews. And we certainly love posting our favorite reviews on our social media. Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/

 Delvin Cox CARJACKS the Fast and the Furious Episode 65 GTSC podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4810

We brought back our buddy, @Delvin_Cox, who did first appeared on the Avatar episode. Delvin says The Fast and the Furious (1st film of the franchise) says this film is fantastically terrible. Does Delvin's argument punch the NOS too soon or is it as sweet as a 10 second car. Cause he lives his life a quarter mile at a time. Let's see if he beats this film up like Dominic Toretto beat up a guy with a wrench. The gang also weighs in on possible trucker podcast titles as well as which Fast and Furious film is the best. We love when you come to guttingthesacredcow.com to read our articles, grab some shirts or other merch, and see what we're up to. And that's where you can also find the link to buy tickets for our live show on 1/23/21. You get to see us along with Bill and Joanne from the Mornin' Show on Compound Media as try to put Karate Kid in a body bag. Welcome new friends! If you have not yet done so, PLEASE leave us a 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence review on your podcast platform of choice. Come say hi to us on Twitter: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee, @KevinIsrael_NJ @Delvin_Cox Yet again, thank you ALL for the love, support, shares, etc. You continue to provide us with the energy and great karma for continuing us to be the best movie discussion podcast.

 Mo Mandel SINKS Under Siege Episode 64 GTSC podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4781

This is probably the only time we'll be saying this on this podcast... we're doing a Steven Seagal film! @MoMandel from the Full Release and Jews Control the Media podcasts wants to air his grievances regarding Under Siege. Mo hates "Die Hard on a Boat" but the real question is his argument more convincing than Gary Busey in women's clothes? Or is his dissertation as beautiful as Erika Eleniak popping out of a cake? And of course, a "who's better argument" arises...Jean Claude Van Dam or Steven Seagal? Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ No joke, not many tickets left for the live show at the AMC in Clifton, NJ on 1/23/21 with Bill and Joanne from MORNIN'. Get over post haste to Guttingthesacredcow.com to grab your tickets. Don't worry, it's socially distanced as well as if Covid cancels this, you get your money back! So come hang out with us and get ready to laugh (with your masks on). ome say hi to us on twitter, FB, Tik Tok, and IG. @GTSCpodcast on twitter, Gutting the Sacred Cow on the others. We love talking to you. Check out @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ and @MoMandelon all SM as well. And we know we wouldn't be here without ALL of the love and support from you. Thanks for making this the BEST film discussion podcast out there!

 Adam Glyn SIGNS OFF Anchorman Episode 63 GTSC Podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3351

Formerly of TMZ and currently of Adam's Apples and Hollywood Raw podcasts, @AdamGlyn joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to air his grievances with the fan favorite, Anchorman. But does Adam the paparazzi get the exclusive why this film is a low grade test pattern? Or do the Kevins think his argument is worse than Will Ferrall's jacked up teeth? Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ No joke, not many tickets left for the live show at the AMC in Clifton, NJ on 1/23/21 with Bill and Joanne from MORNIN'. Get over post haste to Guttingthesacredcow.com to grab your tickets. Don't worry, it's socially distanced as well as if Covid cancels this, you get your money back! So come hang out with us and get ready to laugh (with your masks on). Come say hi to us on twitter, FB, Tik Tok, and IG. @GTSCpodcast on twitter, Gutting the Sacred Cow on the others. We love talking to you. Check out @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ and @AdamGlyn on all SM as well. And we know we wouldn't be here without ALL of the love and support from you. Thanks for making this the BEST film discussion podcast out there!

 Ralph Sutton THANOS SNAPS Avengers Endgame Episode 62 GTSC Podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4453

WOW! Ralph Sutton (IamRalphSutton @theSDRshow @Gasdigital) joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ to attempt and cut the legs out from THE highest grossing film of all time, Avengers Endgame. He's going to rankle a lot of nerds, including our own Kevin Israel who is as much a Marvel fan as Ralph is. KG takes a backseat and lets these titans duke it out. Can Ralph sway the gents that his argument...is inevitable? Or does it disappear in a cloud of dust after a snap of the fingers? Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find EVERYTHING: Tickets to the live show on 1/23/21, daily articles, and links where to find us. The next 5 people that order a shirt and post a pic of them on our SM get a FREE GTSC coffee mug! Want to sponsor or advertise on the show? Guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com BELIEVE US, those 5 star ratings/reviews help IMMENSELY. Help a couple of brothers out! Follow us on our social media: @Kevingootee on FB, IG, and Twitter @KevinIsrael_NJ on twitter, @Kevinisrael on FB and @KevinIsraelComedy on IG kevingootee.com kevinisrael.com guttingthesacredcow.com

 Kevin Gootee and Kevin Israel pick their favorite moments from 2020 BONUS Episode 61 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2532

Second time we're doing this without a guest because IT'S A SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE! @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ decided to go over their favorite GTSC moments of 2020: Gutters who gave AMAZING arguments. Gutters who picked films that never stood a chance. Most profound gutting. Funniest Gutters. You get the idea. Our first full calendar year in the books and you all have been FANTASTIC. Thank you for sharing this on your social media. Thank you for your tweets, recaps, comments, everything. We've hit our peak at #15 on iTunes film reviews and obviously, it's because of you. Everything you need is at guttingthesacredcow.com Link to tickets for the live show (75% sold out!), daily articles, links to find the show on all platforms, and merch store. You guys and girls...sniff...make it all worth the while.

 Sarah Jay SMOKES OUT Pineapple Express Episode 60 GTSC podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2751

Sorry stoner movie fans, you're not safe from your genre taking shrapnel. @sarajayxxx is into weed but surprisingly HATES Pineapple Express. Apparently, double penetration is less painful than watching James Franco and Seth Rogen get high. Does this AVN winner convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ this film is worse than a 500 person gang bang? First off, THANK YOU ALL for the love and support and we're ecstatic to announce we've hit #15 on iTunes top 100 Film Reviews! All of your 5 star ratings and 2-3 sentence reviews keep us highly visible in the algorithm. MUCH APPRECIATED! Tickets to the 1/23/21 show where Bill and Joanne from 'Mornin' on Compound Media are on sale here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gutting-the-sacred-cow-live-show-tickets-128202821089?fbclid=IwAR2CxY-xi0y7UHXGH3OiPr8VouVYx90SuinF0Q8pcXpOMvrrjMTBsMqYpm8 Check out guttingthesacredcow.com M-F for our new articles as well as grab a shirt, bag, mug, hoodie, nuclear missile. Whatever you desire. Please follow us on our social medias: @KevinGootee @KevinIsrael_NJ @sarajayxxx sarajaylinks.com, @sarajay @wyde_syde

 Kevin Gootee shoots the eye out of A Christmas Story Episode 59 GTSC podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4435

Yep, you read that right. It's time again for the old switcharoo as @KevinGootee takes the guest chair for this holiday season. He bullseyes one of the most beloved Christmas movies of all time, A Christmas Story. Yep, no mercy for Ralphie as KG has 7 oil drums of vitriol in store for this film. And returning as guest host is a GTSC favorite, @BillSchultz from @morninbillandjo on @compoundmedia. We can't get rid of him, especially at Christmas time. But man, Bill LOVES A Christmas story and he's not giving KG an inch. Can KG convince @KevinIsrael_NJ and Bill this film is worse than a bully wearing a coonskin hat? NEWS UPDATE: You got us to #32 on the iTunes film review Top 100 last week and as of 12/11/20, got us to #20 on that same chart!!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! We honestly are touched beyond belief that you cared enough to give us a chance and stick with us on our unique vision. If you could keep telling your friends/coworkers/local homeless people about what a fun show we are, we'd consider that the best Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus gift EVER. Ok, we lied. The next best gift would be coming to our live show on 1/23/21 at the AMC Clifton, NJ and watching Bill and Joanne try and take down the Karate Kid. We watch the movie together and then do a live episode. Tickets are over halfway gone, grab them now here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gutting-the-sacred-cow-live-show-tickets-128202821089?fbclid=IwAR2CxY-xi0y7UHXGH3OiPr8VouVYx90SuinF0Q8pcXpOMvrrjMTBsMqYpm8 Make sure to follow @KevinGootee @GTSCpodcast @KevinIsrael_NJ @BillSchulz @morninbillandjo on twitter and all other social media. Lastly, guttingthesacredcow.com has NEW articles M-F so make sure you bookmark that and mark that part of your morning routine/constitution/smoke break. Again, THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT!

 Dave Landau FLUNKS Good Will Hunting Episode 58 GTSC podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5349

Fan favorite @LandauDave from The Anthony Cumia Show on Compound Media returns! Dave hates Good Will Hunting like Will's friends hate SMAHT kids. Does he convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film is worse a pony tailed douchebag quoting early economics to women at bars? Or is his argument worse than the southie Boston accent? And now, some AMAZING news. Last week, we hit the #32 on the iTunes top 100 list for film reviews. THANK YOU ALL for the support, love, retweets, and kind words. We love that you invest an hour with us every week. Tickets for the live show ARE HALFWAY GONE! Get them NOW before we sell out our socially distanced event: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gutting-the-sacred-cow-live-show-tickets-128202821089?fbclid=IwAR2CxY-xi0y7UHXGH3OiPr8VouVYx90SuinF0Q8pcXpOMvrrjMTBsMqYpm8 Make sure you follow us on all of our social media accounts so you don't miss any of our other videos: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee, @kevinisrael_NJ, @LandauDave @thecumiashow and Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB, IG, and Tumblr. Tis the holiday season! Don't forget to visit guttingthesacredcow.com every day for new articles and to grab a shirt/hat/bag from our merch store for your virtual white elephant holiday party. We LOVE when you write us those 5 star ratings and 2 sentence reviews and we ALWAYS post the funniest/wittiest ones.

 James BREAKS THE BACK of the Dark Knight Rises Episode 57 GTSC | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4210

Well, here we go with our second Nolan Batman film on the target range. James from @the1stbat podcast and also from merry old England hops aboard to attack the animal that caused a worldwide pandemic. The Dark Knight Rises is the most profitable in the trilogy yet James feels it's the worst of the bunch. But will @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ listen to one of their favorite trilogies be slandered yet again? (Episode 1 was Batman Begins by Ryan Dalton) THANK YOU ALL for the support, love, retweets, and kind words. We love that you invest an hour with us every week. Tickets for the live show ARE HALFWAY GONE! Get them NOW before we sell out our socially distanced event: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/gutting-the-sacred-cow-live-show-tickets-128202821089?fbclid=IwAR2CxY-xi0y7UHXGH3OiPr8VouVYx90SuinF0Q8pcXpOMvrrjMTBsMqYpm8 Make sure you follow us on all of our social media accounts so you don't miss any of our other videos: @GTSCpodcast, @KevinGootee, @kevinisrael_NJ, @the1stbat and Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB, IG, and Tumblr. We LOVE when you write us those 5 star ratings and 2 sentence reviews and we ALWAYS post the funniest/wittiest ones. Don't forget to visit guttingthesacredcow.com every day for new articles and to grab a shirt/hat/bag from our merch store.

 Amanda Scherker SCALPS Inglorious Basterds Episode 56 GTSC podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3868

First things first: Some people have it out for Quentin Tarantino as this is the third film of his on this podcast. @AmandaScherker from @wisecrack and Hinge (she said she's looking for a husband) thinks the Brad Pitt led squadron of Nazi hunters is just plain stupid. But can @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ will give her argument a bingo? Or are they going to bash in her argument and then scalp the beejeezus out of it? LIVE SHOW TICKETS ON SALE! Joanne and Bill from the Mornin' show (Compound Media) are joining forces like Macho Man and Hogan will join forces and attempt to annoy people who love 80's bullying. We're going to do it at the AMC theater in Clifton, NJ on 1/23/21. So if you're in the NYC tri-state area, come on out. You'll watch the movie in person with us and immediately afterward, watch us do the episode! Tickets now on sale at www.guttingthesacred.com or https://t.co/UkwIhehJO0?amp=1 Sponsorship/advertising inquiries should be sent to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com THANK YOU again for your ongoing support. Make sure you're head over to www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day to see new blog posts like our favorite movie quotes and sequels we want to see/didn't ask for. It's getting cold out; grab a long sleeve shirt, hoodie, hat, turban, whatever. We have it ALL over at guttingthesacredcow.com

 Zac Amico MOON BOOTS Napoleon Dynamite in the nads Episode 55 GTSC podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2550

Next up in this podcast's crosshairs: a comedy that started off that inspired a TON of bad impressions as well as "GOSH" and "DANGS." That's right, Napoleon Dynamite has been selected by Zac Amico (@Zacisnotfunny from Real Ass Podcast, Zac's Midnight Spook Show) despises the story of a nerd and his buddy running for class president. Can Zac persuade @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that this film should disappear like the moon boots have? Or do the boys think a liger should maul Zac? LIVE SHOW TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW! Joanne and Bill from the Mornin' show (Compound Media) are doing a tag team approach to join forces and attempt to sweep the leg of the 1984 classic, Karate Kid. Yep, the film that started the great thespian Billy Zabka's career. We're going to do it at the AMC theater in Clifton, NJ on 1/23/21. So if you're in the NYC tri-state area, come on out. You'll watch the movie in person with us and immediately afterward, watch us do the episode! Tickets now on sale at www.guttingthesacred.com or https://t.co/UkwIhehJO0?amp=1 Sponsorship/advertising inquiries should be sent to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com THANK YOU again for your ongoing support. New contest: First person to get 5 friends to subscribe to our podcast gets a free shirt. Tag them on twitter/fb/ig and have them post them subscribing and the shirt is yours. It's NEVER too late to write us a 2 sentence review while giving us a 5 star rating on your favorite podcast platform! Make sure you're head over to www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day to see new blog posts like our favorite movie quotes and sequels we want to see/didn't ask for. Also, check out our merch shop to grab a shirt, hat, mug, bag, VCR, or hubcaps for a 1986 Toyota Corolla.

 Joey from SWP turns Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets into a toad Episode 54 GTSC podcast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3590

Dear nerds, here is your trigger warning. Joey from @SoWizardpodcast joins @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ has decided to go steal Harry Potter's wand and shove it into Ron Weasley's ginger skull. That's right, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is the choice for this week's episode. Can Joey convince us that little cutie patootie wizard should be flushed from our memory banks? THE LIVE SHOW HAS BEEN BOOKED! Joanne and Bill from the Mornin' show (Compound Media) are doing a tag team approach to join forces and attempt to crane kick the 1984 classic, Karate Kid. Yep, the film that started the great Billy Zabka's career. We're going to do it at the AMC theater in Clifton, NJ on 1/23/21. You'll watch the movie in person with us and immediately afterward, watch us do the episode! Tickets now on sale at www.guttingthesacred.com or https://t.co/UkwIhehJO0?amp=1 Happy to announce Podcorn sponsored this episode so let's thank them! Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ Sponsorship/advertising inquiries should be sent to guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com THANK YOU again for your ongoing support. New contest: First person to get 5 friends to subscribe to our podcast gets a free shirt. Tag them on twitter/fb/ig and have them post them subscribing and the shirt is yours. It's NEVER too late to write us a 2 sentence review while giving us a 5 star rating on your favorite podcast platform! Make sure you're head over to www.guttingthesacredcow.com EVERY day to see new blog posts like our favorite movie quotes and sequels we want to see/didn't ask for. Also, check out our merch shop to grab a shirt, hat, mug, bag, fire extinguisher.

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