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Yikes.  Its late.  I don't have time for this crap

Do you have any idea how hard it is to write these little blurbs every week for the episode.  I don't wanna just recap what we talked about because I can't remember what we talked about.  Plus its tacky.  I guess I could ask you for money or try to sell some stuff to you but we haven't any stuff to sell and the money thing isn't such a big deal right now.  There are enough people with their hands in your pockets, am I right?  Huh?  You in the front row... right?  RIGHT?  Any ways, here is this week in our lives.  Choke on it

I don't think I need to say much more than that.  The show is early because I have concerts to go to.  Its lop sided because I do most of the talking and Sanchez enjoys a nice tale of drug fuelled weirdness.  This is what we do, people.  Its not much, but its free and we would love an iTunes review or to have a goat farm

Get those knees up. One. Two. One. Two. Left. Right. Left. Right.  No, but seriously though... you are an out of shape wing nut with no direction in life.  Get that sweat flowing.  Feel the burn.  Join the resistance, you fat bastard.  No, but seriously though... faster, harder.  Oil up that belly and get down and give me twenty.  Dig a well.  Move a mountain.  Up that hill.  Down that tunnel of pain

It is ironic that we did a whole show, and a great one at that, about having a technical difficulty of sorts, only to realize that our system was all messed up.  So we did a second, much more abbreviated show, and our system messed up again.  It hasn't happened often, but it happens.  As you'll see by what is actually inside this very difficult and elusive episode, it is always best to keep trying.  Its best to never give up.  Even if you need the help of science, never throw in the towel on achieving a goal.  You've got to get back up every time you fall.  When things aren't working how they are supposed to, other ways can always be found.  Never give up

This week is a crazy house.  We are all over every thing.  There are tangential tangents that loop into dead ends and speculative improv and character work that is beyond compare.  What does all this mean?  Count.  That is what it means.  Count the first nyeah you hear and every nyeah from there on out.  You could win a used leather jacket

Algebra can be applied to all sorts of things.  The results may vary, but the formula is the same.  Only the variables change.  Everyday.  It seems we're wasting away.  Sometimes we sleep.  Sometimes its not for days.  Something about a six string on your back.  Listen.  One of us is immersed in and content with all out motherhood, and the other may be having some sort of mental breakdown, on top of being immersed in and content with all out motherhood.  The show is what it is these days.  Which is to say, awesome.  See for yourself

I dunno. FTW?

You know how the stereotypical shrink's office has a couch and you lie there and work things out while being charged money?  Thats this episode.  We lie on the couch and work out our isms.  Then we find out things about the couch and don't wanna lie on it anymore.  Ironically, an ism is involved there too.  But its nice to have real therapy for free, while a couple thousand people make plans to sell the couch

You know those evenings where you are supposed to record a funny and engaging podcast for a loyal and loving audience but you get all caught up in T ball and crafts and breast feeding and life and shit so you don't really feel that inspired plus you didn't really do too much over the seven days since the last time you were funny and engaging on a microphone so there isn't really that much to talk about that isn't boring 'I'm a house wife and we are having coffee' type of shit but you roll tape anyway and risk embarrassment and exile by releasing a potential pile of shit for a show?  Yeah.  It was one of those evenings.  Enjoy

Strangers and family and strange family alike will all take advantage of a person who puts up with it.  Who else but our Sanchez would be better to prove this point.  So, after another case of boys will be disgustingly entertaining boys, we dive into the awkward and oblivious world of the emotional conundrum that is Sandra.  Just how far can another parent push before you push back?  And what kind of kid are you raising anyways?  All of this, a wicked new segment by Dr. Mike and our newest addition (no spoilers), and more on this week's podcast.  Please follow the final thumbnail's instructions accordingly

I guess it takes a long time before people generally see each other in the most intimate of light.  I guess one just doesn't send certain digital things to others having only known those people for a limited amount of time.  I guess just knowing a person for a couple of years isn't exactly the kind of relationship that withstands the pressure of seeing too much too soon.  Or is it?  Find out on this week's episode.  Could you guys also tell a friend and leave a review on iTunes.  That'd be great.  Thanks. -MM

Sandra is back!!  She was able to slip away from the clutches and weird cooing noised of MacJew and give us an hour of her time.  It was really, really nice.  We laughed and caught up and I give you all a facebook mission, so pay attention at the end of Sandra's hour.  Then, to ice the cake, I spend some time with Dr Mike because he is smarter than all of us.  Enjoy, and remember your missions! -Michaels Thric

Back on Track. FTW.

Another show without direction.  We are meandering through the internet without any place to be or any motive other than just lasting until we get back on track.  Dave stops in, to keep me from killing myself.  Sandra gets a call.  Good music.  Good segments.  Give it a go