Return to Sender
Summary: What do you get when you mix an aging, punk rock dad with a heaping helping of hardcore lesbian mom? This show. Maybe you should just subscribe and enjoy a uniquely Canadian, uniquely family based, uniquely moniquely hilarious podcast unlike any other. *THIS SHOW ENDED IN NOVEMBER, 2013. **THE STAR OF THE SHOW, SANDRA SANCHEZ, CAN BE FOUND RIGHT HERE ON ITUNES ON HER NEW PODCAST "CHANGE OF ADDRESS". ***THE CREATOR AND PRODUCER OF THE SHOW, THE EVIL AND VILLAINOUS MICHAEL M. MICHAELS, WENT ON A CRIME RAMPAGE SPANNING 6 PROVINCES AND CULMINATING IN A HIGH SPEED POLICE CHASE ACROSS THE ALBERTA DESERTS. HOLDING THE HANDS OF BOTH THELMA AND LOUISE, HE DROVE OFF OF A CLIFF AND DIED. THE CORONER'S REPORT INDICATES HE WAS SMILING TO THE BITTER END. HIS GHOST RESIDES HERE ON ITUNES AS WELL, AT ONEGOODWHEEL RADIO. ****FTW.
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Podcasts:
About a month ago, Michael was invited to sit in on the Electric Tongue, a university radio show. This is that show. Big thanks to Kelly and UMFM.
Sweet 16. We recap the Derby, touch base with a weather icon, and do our very best to point out that MMA is for monkeys. You'll scream like a skinned bunny and smell like a dead skunk after this 90 minute romp through the minds of the mad. Now, bugger off!
What would you do for front row at Iron Maiden? Pee in a beer cup? Episode 15 might just save your life if you ever find yourself being crushed by 10,000 Maiden fans... or if you ever get smashed in the head with a keyboard. I know. You want to send us some cheese. Too late. You could always send us toe nails. Its a birthday episode too, but we ain't telling who's. Here's a fun fact. Racism. That is all.
It only took fourteen episodes to discover that our very own Sandra D. is a weird lifesaving green peace activist and isn't afraid to intervene when a life is on the line. We get our first ever piece of listener snail mail, and find further confirmation that our host is a dick. So hop and that treadmill and run like an idiot for no reason... we will take care of the laughs.
We dedicate episode 13 to Ween. We have a special guest in the studio, a special interview, and a special take on things like genitals and recreational drug use. What's that? You want politics and current events? We got some of that too. All in all, this is the best god damned podcast on the web. Have a listen...
We waited 12 weeks to give you the gold on this episode... actually, not gold, wood. Send it out, it floats right back. Mike talks about why he wants to be on Wipeout, and Sandra compares the toil and exploitation of the migrant railroad workers to Southpark. That is one spicy meatball. Take 90 minutes and wonder why folks like us are on the loose.
Yep. Episode 11 bring us our first Angry Michael (fake anger, but fun none the less) and our last Disappointed Sandra. We sort it all out nicely to a laugh track provided by a studio audience of one. Oh, and there is drunken lesbian interviews too. Enjoy.
Its our 10th episode extravaganza. Murtle drops by, and we talk about life. We also announce a HUGE contest for all the millions and millions of loyal listeners. Bieber is still ignoring us, the co-host is still an easy mark for a prank, and the host still has stories of harming creatures who did nothing to deserve it. Sweet Mother of Murphy, this show is one grade A cut of beef teet.
Episode Nine begins with something new... a very special guest! After that it is business as usual, with the conversation chalk full of nonsense and non-sequiturs. Who knew sidewalk chalk and respite care jokes could lead to fits of laughter? What is that in the air? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Its... a flying shaft! Kookamonga!
Our eighth episode spins a hurricane of syllables, a tempest of sentence fragments, and a flurry of Freudian slips leaving you soggy and bewildered. We run a little long, so for some its a treat, but for most we apologize. Make it a two parter. Perhaps a little on the commute, a tad on the treadmill, and small doses in the bathroom through the week. However you decide to listen, we thank you and beg you to give someone you love this disease of a show. Respect.
Ahhhh... vacation! This is really just the second part of one long night of recording, but we'll call it Episode 7 for posterity. We talk boobs, and cyclopses. Oh, and we do a poor job of mapping the vaginal contours of a walrus. Regulators! I don't know what any of this means.
In our half a dozenth episode, we ramble on about all sorts of shit. Theories are presented, arguments made, and in the end, we solve every, single problem in the world. None of that happens, but we do make noises with our face holes. Enjoy!
Our 5th outing takes us back in time to the land of weed and mushrooms. Our 420 tribute meanders through forests of pee bottles, and hums along to songs you would sing to some titties. Join us, won't you?
In our fourth installment, we break big news off the top and big tunes throughout. Zombies, scissors, theme songs, and email wrongs... We got it all. Enjoy.
Ahhh.. the trilogy. I think the sound is better. Let us know. We talk about Nirvana, podcasts, high school sweeties and all sorts of other shit. That is what happens...
