Extortion and Bathroom Weirdos

Summary: Do you have any idea how hard it is to write these little blurbs every week for the episode.  I don't wanna just recap what we talked about because I can't remember what we talked about.  Plus its tacky.  I guess I could ask you for money or try to sell some stuff to you but we haven't any stuff to sell and the money thing isn't such a big deal right now.  There are enough people with their hands in your pockets, am I right?  Huh?  You in the front row... right?  RIGHT?  Any ways, here is this week in our lives.  Choke on it