Return to Sender

You really need to watch what you say around every body these days.  And watch what you do.  Watch what you say and do.  Thats all I got.  Creaky stops by and does a good job.  Sanchez is right as rain.  I am verbose and useless.  All and all, this week was filled with laughs and technology.  Enjoy

We can't sing.  We LIKE to sing, but can't.  So when Dave finally arrives and its time to serenade Sanchez, things go badly.  Very badly

Boo!

How much can two idiots cram into 60 minutes?  We do our very best to answer that in this week's effort to entertain.  We try out some sponsorship, a new member of the Collective Union of Nifty Tidbit Submitters rears his balloon shaped head, and the East West connection do their very best to peer inside your bladders.  Its a hoot.  So strap em on and lube em up and for heaven's sake, leave a review on iTunes and help us break the shackles of obscure Canadian podcasting and run free and nude through the digital poppy fields of life. Shalom

We had Sugar by this week.  Things went swimmingly.  We also set a record for the fastest closing and most sudden ending to a podcast in podcasting history.  Its pretty amazing to watch Sanchez leap out of her chair and dash home when Super Mom has been summoned.  What can we say?  When duty calls, answer it

I have a frog named Bubby.  I have a frog named Bubby. I have a frog named Bubby. I have a frog named Bubby. I have a frog named Bubby. I have a frog named Bubby. I have a frog named Bubby. I have a frog named Bubby. I have a frog named Bubby. I have a frog named Bubby. I have a frog named Bubby. I have a frog named Bubby. I have a frog named Bubby.

This week we return to form a little. There is a lot of parenting talk, a plan to fund next year's show, and we catch up with the folks in our lives who may or may not matter.  Easy Peasy lemon squeezy

Sometimes, the questions of the universe must be answered.  Or at least discussed.  Or in this case, pontificated.  I like that word.  Pontificate.  Its less assumptive and pretentious than philosophize.  Philosophers wear stupid robes and smoke meth.  Pontiificators stroke their minds with the numb, dead hands of a stranger

Why don't you explain how you feel about this? *stares with the eyes of a therapist*

This week we alienate the great people in our lives.  For no apparent reason, we just take down a bunch of undeserving sweethearts.  Most of it is joking.  Some of it isn't.  But one thing is for sure... our lack of caring about whose feelings can weather this storm of fun and laughs, and whose feelings are as feeble as a paper lantern.  Ouch.  Get back

This week we just sort of ramble without a guest of direction. I am sure we forget to tie up a hundred conversational ends and thats okay. You get what you pay for.

Hey! Other, more successful, funny podcasts! We can have snazzy names and fun stories too, you know. We may not do much other than regular boring blue collar Canadian stuff, but we can have a laugh.  We can crack a jizzoke, homies.  So give this a whirl and then review us on itunes and do all the things few people do, but everyone has the right to do, like voting and race jokes

Part Two of the sweetness of Sugar.  This one is mostly based in Greek and Roman lore and the legends of Dick Dan Doo.  Enjoy

Blue. FTW.

This is part one of a two parter that will span the next couple weeks.  Its always a blast when we bring in our guest, with lots of laughs, idiocy, singing, and the pottiest of potty humour.  So jump on those treadmills, buckle them britches and prepare for launch.  If I was your personal trainer none of your usual crap would stand