Orbital Earthcast
Summary: After 5,000 Standard Earth Years (SEY), Orbital comes to Earth. Thank you human technology for finally becoming advanced enough for us to retrofit our file format so you can hear this. My name is Gap Storm, an extraterrestrial with command over time and space. I could have set off for the edges of the Universe to fight crime or save the innocent. Instead, I started an audio program. Enjoy!
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Podcasts:
Our very own "sexpert", CopulationBot, comes by for our famous segment, the Reproduction Information Program, which I still abbreviate Repro Info Show against CB's wishes. Luckily, it never sees these descriptions.
The infamous intergalactic broadcaster brings his signature brand of showmanship to the program, if only to appeal to a lower common denominator.
The bard himself, William Shakespeare is on the show. We talk about his new play and if he remembers what his previous plays were all about.
Gap has helped thousands of alien races solve their pointless problems. Now he brings his brand of pseudo-helpful advice to humans.
Gap finds human understanding of science cute and thought it would fun to have Isaac Newton on the show to discuss his laws of motion. If only he had known about blizzyballs...
Christopher Columbus insists he discovered the East Indies and not the Americas as his critics suggested. So, against his will, we talk to him about dicovering the New World.
We learn all about surrealism with the master himself, Salvador Dali. Also, we discuss the rights of stick men.
The infamous FSM floats by the show to discuss religious, dietary habits and pirates.
We talk ring worlds, the Flood and possible romantic sub-plots with Cortana when Master Chief comes by the show.
Upon learning of the concept of zombies, Gap dreamed of making an episode devoted to them and the best ways to protect yourself from flesh-eating hordes. Today, that dream becomes reality.
Wolfgang Mozart composed symphonies, concertos and operas. But the question remains: What about jingles?
On the first of our call-in shows, Gap helps beings from beyond the stars resolve their problems. See humans? Every species has their issues.
Gap makes contact with Dr. Carl Sagan and finds out if his hopes for the future of humanity were justified.
After 5,000 Standard Earth Years (SEY), Orbital comes to Earth. Thank you human technology for finally becoming advanced enough for us to retrofit our file format so you can hear this. My name is Gap Storm, an extraterrestrial with command over time and space. I could have set off for the edges of the Universe to fight crime or save the innocent. Instead, I started an audio program. Enjoy!
Since so many aliens are confused by human television programming, Gap answers some questions and explains what is real and what may be exaggerated for entertainment value.
