Orbital Earthcast show

Orbital Earthcast

Summary: After 5,000 Standard Earth Years (SEY), Orbital comes to Earth. Thank you human technology for finally becoming advanced enough for us to retrofit our file format so you can hear this. My name is Gap Storm, an extraterrestrial with command over time and space. I could have set off for the edges of the Universe to fight crime or save the innocent. Instead, I started an audio program. Enjoy!

Podcasts:

 Orbital 61 - Dracula | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 19:17

He's a vampire and this is an interview. You draw your own conclusions. We talk about the origins of the name Dracula, similarities with Vlad the Impaler and address common held beliefs about vampires.

 Orbital 60 - Chad's Chatroom | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 17:59

Continuing our spooktacular month of shows, this week we discover how to be a famous movie slasher for the modern era with Chad! You know... Chad. The Millenial Psycho Killer from Chad's Chatroom comes by the studio to take names and selfies as we go inside the mind of a conceptual madman on Orbital.

 Orbital 59 - Edgar Allan Poe | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 26:44

We kick off our spooktacular month of shows with Edgar Allan Poe, a man synonymous with dark storytelling. He talks ravens and tell-tales hearts and people dying of terrible diseases. Fun, right?

 Orbital 58 - Robin Hood | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 20:54

Robin Hood has a story that goes back centuries. No one has apparently told him, but he's more than happy to talk about his life and livelihood with gusto on this episode of Orbital.

 Orbital 57 - Mark Twain | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 26:57

Mark Twain may have travelled the world, but Gap Storm has travelled the Universe, not that we're comparing. But Twain braved the Mississippi River, which Gap refuses to do, as he discusses at the front. Also, Mark Twain is very good at quoting Mark Twain.

 Orbital 56 - Claptrap | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 16:06

In honor of the recent Video Games Day, we found the most readily available character from a video game series: Claptrap. This plucky robot has been hiding out on Pandora to play foil to vault hunters, but now Gap gets to sit down with him in the studio for as limited a time as possible.

 Orbital 55 - Don Quixote | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 24:01

Breaker of windmills, the unmounted one, the lost dragoon. Don Quixote may have many names we just made up, but we've given him a brand new one: guest. Gap talks to the man, the myth, the impossible dreamer on this episode of Orbital.

 Orbital 54 - Orson Welles | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 22:17

Orson Welles explains how important he is when he talks about being a young impresario of stage and screen. Then he and Gap go sledding.

 Orbital 53 - Garrett | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 26:25

We learn how to steal things and set things on fire so we can steal things when Garrett sneaks into th show.

 Orbital 52 - William Wallace | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 22:37

We learn why Scotland loves freedom when we talk to noted fighter of said freedom, William Wallace. Spoiler: He sounds nothing like Mel Gibson.

 Orbital 51 - Paul Revere | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 25:19

Paul Revere rides in and discusses lanterns, riding and likely some other things that Gap was too preoccupied with history to care about.

 Orbital 50 - GEIA 6: Origin Story | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 20:01

Many of our listeners have started wondering where Gap came from and the mysterious past he holds... or they would if we had listeners. So, let's explain how Gap became a thing on this special GEIA.

 Orbital 49 - Rudyard Kipling | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 22:31

Writer of the Jungle Book, Rudyard Kipling gets beamed in so Gap can ask him about the crippling epidemic of singing animals.

 Orbital 48 - Joseph Campbell | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 29:41

Joseph Campbell finally comes on the show so Gap can learn about all the stages of the hero's journey and if he should really care.

 Orbital Time Warp 2014 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 36:43

To celebrate the recent advancements in human civilization, we look back at your Standard Earth Year 2014 with a panel discussion. True, the panel is composed of guests I do not particularly like, but this is all very new to me. Of course, I can travel through time, so reflection on a single year seems trivial, but it's a pursuit.   New episodes of Orbital will beam to your computer in March.

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