Orbital Earthcast
Summary: After 5,000 Standard Earth Years (SEY), Orbital comes to Earth. Thank you human technology for finally becoming advanced enough for us to retrofit our file format so you can hear this. My name is Gap Storm, an extraterrestrial with command over time and space. I could have set off for the edges of the Universe to fight crime or save the innocent. Instead, I started an audio program. Enjoy!
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Podcasts:
Gap attempts to over-analyze Dr. Sigmund Freud as they discuss some of his most famous cases.
Gp discusses dragons, both dangerous and whimsical, while fielding questions from listeners who may be dragons themselves.
Benjamin Franklin discusses how science, politics and flatulation made him the upstanding citizen he is reknowned as today.
Gap uses his new contraption to talk to the dearly departed and finds out that shuffling off the mortal coil does not solve all your problems.
Spectacled wonder Buddy Holly helps Gap construct a song for his long-time crush, or at least attempts it.
In the ship today, Vincent Van Gogh discusses post-impressionism and his untimely hearing loss.
Gap is joined by Bill Raphus from Everything for Nothing so he can learn about modern business practices and the hidden power of acronyms.
Plato waxes philosophical, as he is prone to do, so Gap can learn about human perception and the problems therein.
We pull up a step stool to talk with Napoleon Bonaparte, a man of many self-appointed titles, who goes on at length about his many self-appointed titles.
Hercules discusses his 12 labors and offers practical exercise tips which Gap refuses to take.
Leo Tolstoy brings the level of the room down a few notches when he talks about toiling, hardships and the futility of life. Good times...
A man of many talents, Leonardo da Vinci explains to me why Mona Lisa is looking at me disapprovingly and discusses his lost workshop.
The second of our two part exploration into cosmic life, we look at animals, who might not have come first, but have more voting rights.
The first or a two-part exploration into life in the Universe, we start with plants, because being able to make your own food gets you top billing.
Because I like talking trees, Johnny Appleseed is on the show to discuss the economic benefits of starting fruit nurseries and how to make metal pots fashionable.
