Orbital Earthcast
Summary: After 5,000 Standard Earth Years (SEY), Orbital comes to Earth. Thank you human technology for finally becoming advanced enough for us to retrofit our file format so you can hear this. My name is Gap Storm, an extraterrestrial with command over time and space. I could have set off for the edges of the Universe to fight crime or save the innocent. Instead, I started an audio program. Enjoy!
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Podcasts:
Gap sits down with the jolliest icon of the holiday season, Santa Claus, in this unnecessarily long and egregiously festive special. Everyone does it, why shouldn't we? Also, a hostile elf invades the studio to tell us how the cookies are made.
I learn how much humans understand about evolution and natural selection when Charles Darwin sneezes his way into the studio.
Silkscreening has never been so exciting as Gap talks to (potential alien) Andy Warhol, master of pop art and self-actualized celebrity.
A man of myth and appetite, Paul Bunyan recounts some semi-plausible tales from his lumberjack days on the American frontier.
Monkey Island enthusiast Guybrush Threepwood explains his unlikely matching with Elaine, his long-time battle with LeChuck and why you should all be afraid of porcelain.
Legendary mounted policeman Sam Steele explains why no one messes with Canada and the funny thing about flags when he rides by the show.
Get A Gold Rattle... sorry, Quetzalcoatl, joins the program to set the record straight on conquistadors, human sacrifice and public relations.
One of Gap's oldest friends, Vrix, comes to the Earthcast to bring his celebrated Vrixology segment to the humans. Part adventurer, part naturalist, part big game hunter, part insane, all entertaining.
Galactic gadabout Zaphod Beeblebrox interrupts what was supposed to be an informative GEIA episode. Impromptu interviews and mixology ensue.
Under duress and against his better judgement, Gap welcomes Grevlock back to the show to explain yet another of his irrational explosives-based revenge missions.
Blackbeard gets permission to board the HK-47, under the condition that Gap gets a peek inside the pirate's life. Aaargh! Also, uuuugh...
To better understand the Galactic Empire, Gap brings in a stormtrooper. He's not a very important stormtrooper, or a very high ranking one... more an enthusiastic on-looker, but he still has the suit!
Bob Ross paints a picture from Gap's view of Universe. The Pegasus Galaxy has never seen so many happy little trees before...
Gap learns about modern art from self-taught poet Moxie Havok as she recites some of her commercially-shunned pieces.
Guy Fawkes displays his explosive (hehe) personality as he discusses the failed Gunpowder Plot and his feelings on being burned in effigy on a yearly basis.
