The Luke and Pete Show

Hello you! Pete and Luke here. We've been working on a new show, and we'd love for you to have a listen. It's called The Windsor Knot, and it's a royal wedding podcast. A royal wedding podcast, made by and made for people who wouldn't exactly call themselves royalists. It's hosted by two incredibly talented men, Daniel Krupa and Joe Skrebels, and honestly - it's as funny as all hell. Do have a listen, won't you? Subscribe here: https://t.co/m3LPothtqO  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Another week and another themed episode from the chaps, as this time around they get stuck into wordy matters, including yet more children with inadvisable names. We find time for more Steve McQueen and Paul Newman chat too, as well as a decent treatise on Pete's specialist subject - getting drunk at home in your underwear. There's also good news for the statue enthusiasts among you, so stay tuned for Mencarta. Further Reading: The Bruce Lee Statue in Mostar: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Bruce_Lee_(Mostar) The Dutch Reach: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/the-dutch-reach-how-opening-car-door-like-the-dutch-could-save-lives-cycling/ Towering Inferno trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsRnQQpklPM Leave us a review, and a rating on iTunes and don't forget to subscribe! Socials: @lukeandpeteshow Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's The Body Show! Luke and Pete received an inordinate amount of emails about the human body this week and so decided to group them together into one handy to listen to episode. But before they get into the nuts and bolts of that, there's the small matter of Japanese films Pete's been watching and Luke's new kitchen. More oddly-shaped chests are explored as well as the acupuncturing of a dog, but, and here's a warning, this episode also contains a pretty horrific email about the compromising of a man's scrotum. A scrotal episode if you will. Further reading: Pectus Excavatum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum King of Prussia, Pennsylvania: https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attractions-g52930-Activities-King_of_Prussia_Pennsylvania.html Domesday Reloaded: http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/domesday/story Leave us a review, and a rating on iTunes and don't forget to subscribe! Socials: @lukeandpeteshow Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We start episode 33 with an insight into Pete 'Donny/PD' Donaldson's utterly confusing approach to timekeeping before running through his recent trip to Krakow in Poland, a city in which he managed to offend a local tour guide with his behaviour in a famous salt mine. And yes, you did read that sentence correctly. Also in this episode we hear from a listener who has been through a chest procedure that baffles the mind and soul and another friend of the show who has executed possibly the most mind-numbing job imaginable. And make sure you stick around to the very end because we head into Mencarta this week with an entry from the purest and deepest depths of hell. Suggest ways in which we can avoid hell: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, and review our heavenly podcast on iTunes or wherever you get your pods!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pete starts episode 32 with a tremendously entertaining actor-based error and after that there's plenty more robot and AI chat following last week's discussion that kicked off 2018. We also take some time to read out your suggested riddle solutions, there are some more great non-translatable foreign words and someone almost kills a Shih Tzu with kindness. But don't worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Suggest things for us to do here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, and leave us a kind review on iTunes or wherever you get your pods! We'll love you forever!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Holy Macaroni! We're in the future! It's 2018 and, as you can probably imagine, this fact dominates proceedings in episode 31. We discuss futuristic things that may or may not happen, Pete interprets his own dreams in quite a simple (and predictable) way, there's a heartfelt tribute to one of the world's great metallic birds and we touch on Paul Newman and Steve McQueen. Before we chip off for another week there's also a truly astonishing Mencarta, so make sure you stick around for that, too. Start 2018 off right and leave us a nice review on the Podcasts app or wherever you get your pods, and send us futuristic ideas here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A big hearty Christmas-load of glad tidings to all of our listeners as we release episode 30 of The Luke and Pete Show on Baby Jesus' birthday, no less. This week, words in other languages that have very specific meanings,  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pete is back from his charity trip to Kenya, we hear from more listeners who have 'ruined Christmas', a man who struggled to make jokes while learning English, and an unfortunate soul who self-medicates with onions and insists that it works better than any more traditional remedy. There's also time for some more Booze Britain chat from a man very close to the franchise and a blast from the past in the shape of turn-of-the-century gross out series Jackass. Tell us of your Johnny Knoxville-esque daredevil exploits: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this week's offering to appease the podcast gods, our eponymous ne'er do wells take in such disparate subjects as flat earth rocketmen, wombats and groundhogs, the insect sting pain scale and yet more post office employee tales to savour. Elsewhere Pete continues to bang the 'speciality video' drum and there is an emailer willing to indulge him, we hear a story about someone who actually won a car in an airport raffle and spend a good amount of time talking about Pete's upcoming trip to Kenya to do some charity work that he doesn't like to talk about. Send charity our way by emailing hello@lukeandpeteshow.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week in your ever so slightly late and ever so slightly postal themed Luke and Pete Show, the boys discuss a truly ridiculous situation in the Post Office, a man whose eyes are frankly high maintenance, a postman in a spot of bother and much more. We also induct a new Mencartee, and find time to talk about our favourite alcohol-themed reality shows. Boozy. Toast us: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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In this week's fifty minutes of daftness, we learn of Luke Moore's love of herbivorous mammals, the life-size cabbage patch doll who lives in his house, and Pete learns of a frightful eyesore of a building in Lebanon. Get in touch via @lukeandpeteshow on twitter, and hello@lukeandpeteshow.com for all your correspondence, which for obvious reasons we can't live without.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pete has made a truly disturbing discovery about the very bones that hold literally all of our bodies together, there's some decent discussion about airports and the presence of strange car raffles within them, some more British awkwardness and lots more including more from our egg correspondent. It's getting to the point now where we don't need to tell you that we have a bit about off-brand batteries in there also, isn't it? Make of that what you will. Spark us off, be a part of it: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

First up, Luke has locked himself out of the house. After that all of you, literally all of you, are sleepwalkers or so it seems. As a result, we trawl through a load of your tales of the mischief you've all got up to while unconscious. There's also time to explore the legal precedent for committing horrific crimes while asleep and subsequently getting away with it. Basically it's a crime/sleepwalking special. Do us a favour and, if you like the show, make sure to hit 'subscribe' and leave us a review. Both Luke and Pete would really appreciate it!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Luke and Pete are joined by a special guest as writer and broadcaster Rick Edwards pops in to the studio to discuss his new book Science(ish) and whatever other nonsense us and you, the listener, can throw at him. Expect talk about British awkwardness, a fair bit about the science behind movies and why Rick is unlikely to ever become friends with celebrated director Christopher Nolan. Oh, there's also plenty of battery chat (obviously), the possibility that we're all living in a huge simulation, and a bit about why Rick has no sense of smell...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.