The Luke and Pete Show show

The Luke and Pete Show

Summary: Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe and revel in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.

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 A Real Speed Demon | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:32:00

On today’s episode, we’re back on the road as Speed Demon Pete Donaldson chats about his recent long-distance scooter trip, while Luke shares his theory on how to successfully jump out of a plane.  Elsewhere, we discuss a 10 year old’s journey into weightlifting before looking at how to train your child with a tin of beans. In other exciting news, TWO NEW PLAYERS HAVE ENTERED THE GAME...both with rather arousing names. Listen now! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Please take time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Pete's Pickled Fitness Plan | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:33:43

Luke and Pete are back to kickstart the year! On today’s show, the boys explore some brand new healthy eating habits as we discuss the complex cuisine of a banana alongside the exciting prospect of fartless pickled onions.  Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about his strip poker days and explicit photoshopping skills, before we begin some community policing after hearing from a cop with credentials. Don’t miss out! Drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and tell us all about your New Year's eating habits. Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 How to Behave in a Toilet Rave | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:01

Welcome back and a Happy New Year's Eve! On today's show, the boys review 2020 before Pete tells us all about his new year's Samurai Sword ambitions. Elsewhere, Luke rants about bathroom hand lotions before we discover the fate of a 12 year old's unlicensed school toilet rave. Also on today's episode, some new players have entered the game! We review these, explore the concept of a new KFC gaming device, and finally settle on some big (ish) resolutions for 2021. Don't miss out! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and tell us all about your entrepreneurial ventures in school!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 The Flute and Pete Show | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:36:30

Luke and Pete are back with more wonderful Christmas nonsense! On today’s episode, Luke shares the news about a rather explicit Nativity scene, while Pete tells us all about a dog walker’s shocking story - involving a suspicious green cyclist and an unexpected limp.  Elsewhere, we hear about the flute disasters of a silent musical maestro and how one Christmas Carol service ended up reciting Tupac lyrics instead of Catholic prayer. Grab a mug of tea and a slice of Viennetta and join us! Email us over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Deck the Halls and Brine Your Turkeys! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:34:19

Merry Christmas from your favourite pals! On today’s episode, the boys get ready for Christmas as Luke prepares his turkey in a carrier bag and Pete brines his pears before the big day... And if that doesn't quite whet your appetite, we also discuss friendzoning, Space Guardians, and the consequences of having a Poundland sandwich for lunch. Elsewhere, we chat about an angry Druid’s response to Stonehenge being closed for lockdown, and hear out one very concerned listener who emailed in to ask Pete for tips on passing his driving theory test. Enjoy! Tell us all about your Christmas over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Two Wise Men | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:44:42

Luke and Pete are back and things are getting Christmassy! The boys discuss everything from Disney Princesses to fizzy lagers, plus important news about a cat getting its head shaved. Also on today’s episode, Luke details his childhood flute-playing skills before Pete tells us all about his most important Nativity play performance - involving pulling a man’s hand off… Elsewhere, we’re back with some of your exciting emails, including one pub’s unfortunate fruit machine scandal. Don’t miss out! Get involved! Let us know all about your Christmas plans - hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Crunchy Foot Syndrome | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:11

The boys are back with more responsible chat as we discuss flight attendants in nappies, passing wind on public transport, and where to stock up on alcoholic soup.  Elsewhere, Luke learns about one drug-dealing entrepreneur’s healthy crystal meth recipe, while Pete reveals his unhealthy chocolate stealing habits.  Also on today’s show, some exciting emails take us back to school as we discuss terrible student reports and celebrity teachers in disguise. Enjoy! Have you brought any particularly weird Christmas presents this year? Let us know at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A thoughtful small amount of beef | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:34:42

Pete took his driving test last week and he’s ready to grill Luke on some of the more ridiculous questions on the test. Also on this episode, Luke reveals the unusual Christmas gift he received from Pete in the post and he also shares his theory on where to find the best tacos in the world.  If you want to get in touch, we’d love to hear from you! Email us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 An Over-whale-ming Discovery | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:37:20

It’s Thursday, which means Luke and Pete are back for some more nonsense! In today’s episode, Luke discovers the profitable benefits of fishing for whale vomit and the boys decide to give up their day jobs to become Ambergris hunters.  We also look into one woman’s spooky discovery in her new house’s basement wall, before diving into some very interesting emails concerning Pete’s broadband difficulties and some particularly sloppy school work. Enjoy! Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Parkour Gibbons Galore | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:29:49

The boys are forward-rolling into today’s episode of The Luke and Pete Show as Pete illustrates his podcasting parkour skills. Meanwhile, Luke takes us on a rather chaotic trip down memory lane to discuss cars on fire, flying go-karts, and Street Fighter Remastered as two Dads participate in an epic childhood brawl.  Elsewhere, the boys discuss their favourite arcade games and introduce all-new players to the battery championships before getting to some exciting emails...involving one listener’s incredibly overpriced scotch egg. Don’t miss out! Don’t miss out! Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Celery Sticks and Poo Bandits | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:33:23

Luke and Pete are back with more weird and wonderful conversation! On today's show, the boys discuss another bizarre discovery that washed up on an Australian beach. Also, Pete delineates the struggles of a doggy day trip to the petrol station.  Elsewhere, Luke yet again takes to the director’s seat to chat all things film, before the boys consider their most common emotions - and why working from home makes them just a little less awkward.  Also on today’s show, we cover lots of emails, including one involving a listener’s poo bandit investigation. And finally, there’s talk of The Luke and Pete Family Reunion Show making a debut after Pete’s long-lost relative turns up to do some plumbing. Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and if you enjoy the show, please drop us a review on Apple Podcasts! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Alien Invasion or Avant Garde Installation? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:32:08

Luke’s back with turmeric stained fingers and he’s got something to say about Marc Haynes' impression of him on last week’s show. Meanwhile, Pete’s been playing with petrol and getting bullied by a particularly crafty salesman...  Also on this episode: fried turkeys, mysterious metal structures and the theft of a Banksy. What a weekend it’s been! Get involved at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and if you enjoy the show, please drop us a review on Apple Podcasts!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 One noodle sandwich with no crusts, please | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:55

It’s Thursday, which means another dose of nonsense from The Luke and Pete Show! On today’s episode, Pete's joined by independent filmmaker, Youtuber and voice of the Abroad In Japan podcast, Chris Broad!  From Yamagata to Hartlepool, the boys discuss rumours surrounding Pete’s secret Japanese family and what it takes to become a successful Youtuber. Meanwhile, Chris gives us a taste of his adventurous diet involving coffee, fried chicken, and the odd noodle sandwich... Elsewhere, we have some very exciting emails covering everything from popcorn fraud to the bizarre link between Star Trek: Voyager and Barack Obama’s presidential election. Don’t miss out! Have you ever eaten a meaty ice pop before? Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 The Scream Database | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:37:16

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! Luke's away for the day, so Pete's joined by comedy writer and Wrestle Me star, Marc Haynes! On this episode, we’re sitting down with a slice of Kendal Mint Cake and some Rum Babas to discuss phone calls with ghosts, how to harvest your screams, and why Heaven needs a Zoom doorbell.  Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about religious superdogs while Marc shares his big bucket list dreams alongside what *not* to do with a new PS5.  Do you have any stories to scream about? Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A faith-palm moment | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:33:21

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete talk all things holy after the Pope blessed a certain unexpected Instagram photo earlier on this week. Elsewhere, Luke’s unleashed his inner movie buff as he discusses cliché film favourites, British bad guys and featuring on the big screen himself! Also on the show, we chat all about chemical elements, discover the three things people can watch endlessly without getting bored, and hear some very bizarre emails - think big meaty squirrels and a care home horror story with a twist. Enjoy! Email in to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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