The Luke and Pete Show show

The Luke and Pete Show

Summary: Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe and revel in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it.

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 Front Door Gadget Scammers | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:36:40

On today’s show, the boys parachute into their own parish council meeting to discuss the latest on local door-to-door scamming, before Pete shares news on his plans to move house.  Elsewhere, Luke has an exciting countdown to make before we review some dodgy Dad behaviours and get to some of your emails. Don’t miss out! Have you had any interesting scammers visiting your front door recently? Let us know over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or drop us a message on Instagram@lukeandpeteshow. If you've scrolled down this far, make sure you head over to Apple Podcasts and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Dreams, Dumps and Defragmentation | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:32:57

On today’s show, Luke shares some peculiar news on the evolution of Wombats and we head over to Twitter to hear which politician Pete’s been arguing with.  Elsewhere, the boys discuss sleep-talking before receiving a highly anticipated email from the ultimate hard drive Yoda and A NEW PLAYER ENTERS THE GAME. Don’t miss out! Got any news about random animal droppings or politicians you've argued with online? Get in touch over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or via Instagram and Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow! If you've read this far down, you really should go and give us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening. 5 stars will do. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A Warm Cup Of Nature’s Cafetière | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:40:01

On today’s show, Pete prepares a cup of eggy coffee before the boys chat about their previous job experiences, involving dodgy jeans, industrial estates and a baffling experience at Woolworths. Elsewhere, Luke discovers some mysterious stolen art before we discuss typical Dad mannerisms and Chinese takeaways from Deliveroo Donaldson. Listen now! Make sure to get in touch by emailing us over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com with your latest news stories and any topics you'd like to hear us chatting about! We're also on Twitter and Instagram over at @lukeandpeteshow, so drop us a follow there too. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Not Your Average Bedroom Decorator | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:08

On today’s show, the boys discuss their latest television binges, as Luke explores goblin castles and Pete tells us about TV’s biggest sore losers. Elsewhere, Luke receives an email that’s kept him up at night, before another listener gets in touch about an awkward bedroom run-in with Linda Barker. Also on today’s show: A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME...and it’s linked to a rather suspicious aeroplane crash. Don’t miss out! Get involved over at @lukeandpeteshow on Twitter and Instagram, or drop us an email - hello@lukeandpeteshow.com. Let us know what you've been up to, and what's keeping you going through lockdown. Oh, and drop us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars or Luke will have something to say about it. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A Bath Full Of Aggressive Polish Beer | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:35:51

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete reminisce about some sexy dragon porn before Pete gives us a taste of his boozy bath-time habits.  Elsewhere, Dr Luke provides the perfect cure to a migraine. We also hear some Pete Donaldson Traffic Tales involving scooters, bullies and McDonald's hash browns. Don’t miss out! Get involved with behind the scenes Luke and Pete content over on Instagram and Twitter, by following us at @lukeandpeteshow! Or email us over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com with any juicy stories you'd like to share. Oh, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. 5 stars will do. Compliment Pete's hair or something. Cheers!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 An Illegal Ham Sandwich | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:11

On today’s episode, the boys fire up their engines to discuss flying cars and drone motorbikes, before Pete shares some shocking news about a recent addition to his own transport collection.  Elsewhere, we learn about illegal sandwiches and parachuting pioneers, before one listener gets in touch with a story about Michael Jackson interrupting a school game of Rounders. Listen now! Get involved by emailing us at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or following us over on Instagram at @lukeandpeteshow! Oh, and leave us a review while you're at it. 5 stars on Apple Podcasts will do. Thanks! See acast.com/privacy for opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Born in Hartlepool, made in the Royal Navy | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:34:28

On today's show, Pete tells us all about his days working in the zoo with animals in nappies, meanwhile Luke reveals who he's desperate to give a Chinese burn to. In other news, we discuss asthmatic sleepovers and pole-dancing firefighters, before getting to one very exciting email about the Royal Navy. Listen now! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or over on Twitter at @lukeandpeteshow!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Snail Survival Skills | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:43

On today’s episode, Luke and Pete take a walk on the wild side and discuss survival tactics: Luke fears facing crocodiles, while Pete worries about which berries he can eat to avoid asthma attacks.  Elsewhere, we hear about a mysterious, paranormal phone call and a policeman’s failed night out, before we find out exactly what the boys were like back in their school days. Get stuck in! Got any exciting news for us? Email it over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! Go and leave us a 5 star review over at Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. You know you want to. See acast.com/privacy for opt-out and privacy information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Discos, Dads and Dirty Talk | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:35:23

We’re back! On today’s show, the boys get stuck into some important business as Pete ranks his favourite types of army troops, before we discuss the most acceptable facial hair choices a man can make.  Elsewhere, Luke seeks advice from an experienced electrician, Pete tells us all about a very well-endowed Danish man’s cartoon catastrophes and we reminisce about boys’ school discos. Listen now! Get involved over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 A Real Speed Demon | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:32:00

On today’s episode, we’re back on the road as Speed Demon Pete Donaldson chats about his recent long-distance scooter trip, while Luke shares his theory on how to successfully jump out of a plane.  Elsewhere, we discuss a 10 year old’s journey into weightlifting before looking at how to train your child with a tin of beans. In other exciting news, TWO NEW PLAYERS HAVE ENTERED THE GAME...both with rather arousing names. Listen now! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Please take time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Pete's Pickled Fitness Plan | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:33:43

Luke and Pete are back to kickstart the year! On today’s show, the boys explore some brand new healthy eating habits as we discuss the complex cuisine of a banana alongside the exciting prospect of fartless pickled onions.  Elsewhere, Pete tells us all about his strip poker days and explicit photoshopping skills, before we begin some community policing after hearing from a cop with credentials. Don’t miss out! Drop us an email at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and tell us all about your New Year's eating habits. Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 How to Behave in a Toilet Rave | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:30:01

Welcome back and a Happy New Year's Eve! On today's show, the boys review 2020 before Pete tells us all about his new year's Samurai Sword ambitions. Elsewhere, Luke rants about bathroom hand lotions before we discover the fate of a 12 year old's unlicensed school toilet rave. Also on today's episode, some new players have entered the game! We review these, explore the concept of a new KFC gaming device, and finally settle on some big (ish) resolutions for 2021. Don't miss out! Get in touch at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and tell us all about your entrepreneurial ventures in school!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 The Flute and Pete Show | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:36:30

Luke and Pete are back with more wonderful Christmas nonsense! On today’s episode, Luke shares the news about a rather explicit Nativity scene, while Pete tells us all about a dog walker’s shocking story - involving a suspicious green cyclist and an unexpected limp.  Elsewhere, we hear about the flute disasters of a silent musical maestro and how one Christmas Carol service ended up reciting Tupac lyrics instead of Catholic prayer. Grab a mug of tea and a slice of Viennetta and join us! Email us over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Deck the Halls and Brine Your Turkeys! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:34:19

Merry Christmas from your favourite pals! On today’s episode, the boys get ready for Christmas as Luke prepares his turkey in a carrier bag and Pete brines his pears before the big day... And if that doesn't quite whet your appetite, we also discuss friendzoning, Space Guardians, and the consequences of having a Poundland sandwich for lunch. Elsewhere, we chat about an angry Druid’s response to Stonehenge being closed for lockdown, and hear out one very concerned listener who emailed in to ask Pete for tips on passing his driving theory test. Enjoy! Tell us all about your Christmas over at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Two Wise Men | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:44:42

Luke and Pete are back and things are getting Christmassy! The boys discuss everything from Disney Princesses to fizzy lagers, plus important news about a cat getting its head shaved. Also on today’s episode, Luke details his childhood flute-playing skills before Pete tells us all about his most important Nativity play performance - involving pulling a man’s hand off… Elsewhere, we’re back with some of your exciting emails, including one pub’s unfortunate fruit machine scandal. Don’t miss out! Get involved! Let us know all about your Christmas plans - hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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