The Luke and Pete Show

Today, Luke and Pete finally manage to stay on topic for long enough to talk about Luke’s trip to Devon, where he played the fruit machine in the arcade. A baffling experience for the wife he has access to.  We then hear about some quality school boy behaviour (which we do not endorse) relating to deodorant flamethrowers and lockerbombs. It's good stuff.  Have a story relating to any other behaviour that we don’t endorse?  Email hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What do Pete and Marcus Rashford have in common? They work hard for the kids. Unfortunately, those kids have been deprived of monster trucks for far too long – but that time is over. Monster trucks are back, baby! After this cause for celebration, we get a Stewey Donaldson update and receive an email regarding a very anonymous police tape. Do you have access to a police tape? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to today's modcast! The thought of Pete Donaldson driving over two hours to Norwich to go to an Indie night was too much for Luke on today’s show. Thankfully, Donaldson is still in his prime...   We finish the show by revisiting a highly controversial topic - the full English breakfast - as we have an email about a hero of the fry-up community who is shouldering the burden for the rest of us. Send us your stories about your best and worst Christmases! hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tis’ the season for Brussels sprouts! Luke and Pete have started attending those dreaded Christmas parties which, if we’re honest, are situations where neither of them excel. One thing Pete does excel at is forgetting Luke's TV recommendations - he managed to watch his most recent recommendation by accident. Once we bypass this awkward situation, we hear from a man who has a photographic archive of hand dryers. How's that for an early Christmas present?  Ahead of the big day, we are wanting you to tell us some stories from your best and worst Christmases. Send them to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Please, take a moment to be present, it’s Thursday and the Christmas party season has officially started. Luke and Pete are discussing anti-vaxxers, horse meat and Christmas adverts, three things that appear to have nothing in common but are all strangely related.  We then read an email and celebrate the mighty deodorant flamethrower.  Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s Monday, so grab a can and come listen to the Luke and Pete Show! We’ll be having all the usual tipsy chat, from “Dr” Gillian McKeith checking out people’s poo to a man cooking his own testicles. If that isn’t enough to tickle your fancy, we also have an email on the subject of dodgy hand dryers. To get in touch with the show email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On today’s bonus episode, Luke and Pete are playing Klarna’s brand new game, Money Talks, which is designed to get people talking more openly about money. The lads are sharing what they’d buy if money was no object, how their upbringings have influenced their spending habits and the things in life that are worth spending that little bit more on! Head to www.klarnamoneytalks.com to register for a chance to get a free copy of the card game and download the Klarna app for a smarter way to shop and pay!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pete is still spending most of his spare time on Facebook Marketplace - but he isn't selling a magic wand, much to the disappointment of a five-year-old child. We recover from that crushing setback by celebrating the wonderful Takeshi’s Castle.  We then finish off the show by trying to answer the big question: what wouldn’t be improved by the addition of Snoop Dogg? We couldn’t think of anything, can you?  Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to the Luke and Pete Show Beans Special. We’re talking sweet beans, baked beans, useless butter beans - not the boxer, although he also gets a mention.  We then swap our magic beans for a cow going down a waterslide and an email about Harry Styles. Come and have a listen, you cowards. Want to talk to us about beans? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pete has only brought two subjects that he wants to discuss on today’s show: Ian Brown’s nunchucks and a lead singer who took a very interesting course of action when needing to answer nature’s call. Warning, that second story is worse than you think. After wading through those big issues, we just about have time to check in with two of our regular features on the show - battery brands and chasing dads. Have a story you want us to discuss? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s Monday, and it was an eventful weekend. Pete stepped out of his comfort zone and attended a 90s weekender at Butlin's in Bognor, while Luke stayed in and witness a major incident of his own. Luke also manages to say “the most boring thing he has ever said” on the podcast - brace yourselves.  Think you can offer something slightly less boring? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Heartbreak on today’s Luke and Pete Show; apparently the traditional full English breakfast is a dying art. We mourn that and also hear how Pete bought a new reel-to-reel player to find out what was on the tape on his old, broken reel-to-reel player. The result was, err... disappointing. Stasi Dad’s son also got back in touch to assure you his dad “is not a Stasi man”. Not a Stasi man? Let us know: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Luke went to see the new Marvel movie this weekend, even though no one warned him to avoid any outdoor activity first - the big sleepy bear. To be fair, it was only the dregs of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Elsewhere we have some feel-good content, as Pete met some police dogs and we get an email from a wholesome dad. Is your dad wholesome? Let us know: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s Thursday, it’s The Luke and Pete show and we have more stories about being chased by dads thanks to an email from listener Carl. However, before we get round to that Luke and Pete try to settle the big debate - If something comes out of your bum, is it poop? Our excellent battery form also continues as we welcome a few new players to the game. Get in touch: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pinch punch! It’s the 1st of November and spooky season has been and gone. Today we chat about Halloween, and more importantly, how Pete didn’t invite Luke to his party. Pete also tells us about his trip to The Republic of Užupis, The Shoreditch of Lithuania. (He didn’t invite Luke to that either)  As usual, we finish off with a few emails, including a wholesome story about dad karate and a slightly less wholesome correspondence about a Dad that may or may not have worked for The Stasi.  Was your dad in The Stasi? Send it to hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.