The Roundtable of Gentlemen

It's a heavy dogs-in-China episode as a small town threatens residents that either they kill their pet dogs themselves or the government will come and beat them to death in front of said residents while a growing middle class in China is speaking out against the eating of dogs. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and Jordan Temple!

This week on Round Table: dozens of bears take over a town in Russia, a six year old boy gets his penis chewed off by a horse in Ukraine, and a chicken is caught in a custody battle in San Francisco. Joining us today: Chris Laker!

Holden talks for thirty minutes again.

Today on Round Table: an animal rights activist gets beaten with a duck in Spain, an Australian man gets stuck in a washing machine, and a Dutch woman announces her intention to marry her dog after her cat dies, who she was previously married to. Joining us today: Jim Tews and Meatball!

Today on Round Table: three enterprising criminals troll the depths of the NYC sewer system for treasures, a man in a bear suit has fun with bears, and a man shoplifts $75 worth of steaks in his colostomy bag. Joining us today: Reid Faylor, Andrew Short, and Chris Donahue!

Today on Round Table: a homeless man is arrested for giving a four year old a Wet Willie, a Staten Island Lawyer challenges a plaintiff to trial by combat, and a Texas judge forces a man to marry his girlfriend as punishment. Joining us today: Rob Cantrell and Myka Fox!

Today on Round Table: a hitchhiking robot meets his untimely demise after less than two weeks in America, an octogenarian is arrested for copulating with a bush, and a Texan is almost killed when a bullet meant for an armadillo ricochets and strikes him in the jaw. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Travis Irvine!

Today on Round Table: a Floridian gets a year in prison for killing nine baby ducks with a lawnmower, a glass table explodes in a Canadian town with a curious name, and a mystery pooper in Norway is terrorizing a golf course. Joining us today: Kellen Maloney, Lyra Smith, Halle Kiefer, and Nick Turner!

Today on Round Table: a small town in Russia holds it's annual Mosquito Festival, a pig enthusiast gets drunk and naked with his favorite animals, and a high school refuses to change it's questionable mascot. Joining us today: Josh Krebs and Natalie Jean!

On this week's Round Table: a Muslim boy with a tail loses his god status after losing his tail, wet wipes prove to be the scourge of the sewers, and a Texas man gets eaten by gators after screaming, "Fuck them gators!"

It's time for the annual Round Table Roast as this year we honor everyone's favorite bird enthusiast, Kevin Barnett. Included this year on the dais is hosts Ben Kissel and Ed Larson plus Jackie Zebrowski, Henry Zebrowski, Holden McNeely, Nimesh Patel, Mike Recine, and Jeffrey Joseph!

This week on Round Table: CNN confused by dildo flag, handsome gorillas, a man joins ISIS over cat, Iowa grants gun permits to the blind and man regrets Miley Cyrus tattoos. Joining us today: Micah Sherman & Sarah Nowak!

This week on Round Table: a prostitute named Throatzilla exposes a Dallas Cowboy on Twitter, a Florida woman is busted for having sex with a pit bull named 2-face, and police are looking for a man who was caught masturbating outside a Kum & Go. Joining us today: Jermaine Fowler and Nick Vatterott!

Today on Round Table: a man in Brooklyn is almost arrested for legally grilling a guinnea pig in a Brooklyn park, 1100 piglets die in a tragic accident, and the world's first successful penile transplant recipient gets his girlfriend pregnant. Joining us today: Julie Rosing, Chesley Calloway, and Henry Zebrowski!

Today on Round Table: a famous Canadian World War I goat is being immortalized in film, a sock fetishist is caught in a bizarre sting operation, and a Korean teacher eats a guinea pig in front of his class to teach them a lesson. Joining us today: Jordan Temple!