The Roundtable of Gentlemen

The gang learns about an extremely unconventional masseuse and a cold, hungry snake, relives the times they've had their cars towed at Holden's house, and decide on awesome adult coloring book ideas.

The gang hears the story of a woman who offered sex to a cop in exchange for taco bell, how a plucky bull escaped from a slaughterhouse, and is schooled by Holden on presidential history.

The gang is joined by Chris Laker to discuss the logistics of mailing yourself meth, learn about a disturbing experiment that proves kittens need oxygen to live, and hear about a guy who accidentally sent texts meant for a hit man to his boss. Plus an extra special old man rant from Eddie Larson!

The gang talks animal related valentines day news, including some octopi gettin' it on, an orangutan who gets to pick out her dates on Orangu-tinder, and a gangster pig who went missing.

The gang learns about a hamster who teaches kids a hard lesson, talks about favorite boy bands and cheesy snacks, and decides which day they'd like to re-live over and over.

Marcus, Jackie and Holden take over the Round Table to talk about an in-person visit to the Jumbo Shrimp stadium, unreasonable exes, and scientific reasons to beat your meat at work.

The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo to talk inter-species baby making, have an oreo eating contest, and pick what sort of merchandise they'd sell at the Round Table store.

The gang is joined by Jake Young to learn about a dog who really doesn't want to wear a sweater, animals that are smarter than we think, and the popularity of their Jumbo Shrimp theme song.

The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski for a very special holiday episode, where they discuss the Russian love of imbibing bubble bath, horses who have taken meth, and to recount tales of the days when Eddie and Henry lived together.

The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski to learn about some students who got a little too creative in Home Ec, a stabbing at a party celebrating another stabbing, and to discuss their ideal VR scenarios.

The gang learns all about Marcus' favorite sport: grave digging contests, debates which demographics should be allowed to review which movies, and decide on a Christmas episode theme.

Erik Bergstrom joins the gang to explore expensive holes, #MattressGateRedux, the illiteracy of guest producer Travis, and how no one person is better than playing cards.

The gang investigates further into the Mattressgate scandal, learns about an economy that facilitates a blow job to nacho exchange rate, and debates which cartoon characters would make the best Thanksgiving guests.

The gang learns about a Halloween incident involving a cat and a syringe, a family who was thrown out of a buffet for eating too many crab legs, and debates Marcus' pee habits.

The gang talks silly minor league sports teams, the chances of Holden ever running the New York Marathon, and reads a bad review someone left of our show.