Intro To X

Wowey-wow! Blast off for Mars... with Santa and a pair of Earth kids! Science-Fun-Fiction at its height! SEE: The Martians Kidnap Santa from his loveless marriage at his mediocre booze soaked North Pole workshop! THRILL: As passive-aggressive Earth kids meet Martian kids! QUESTION: The maniacal forced laughter that happens for no reason! BEHOLD: Voldar, the sanest man on Mars! Happy Holidays!

We're not as mediocre as our catchphrase... We're not as mediocre as our catchphrase... Val joins us at our New and Noteworthy arctic ice base on the internet as we take a cold look at what is clearly not a rip-off of 'The Thing.' Mulder and Scully come up against the greatest threat the world has ever known... Jar hating alien worms. Egads!

We're not as mediocre as our catchphrase, We're not as mediocre as our catchphrase, Val joins us at our New and Noteworthy arctic ice base on the internet as we take a cold look at what is clearly not a rip-off of 'The Thing.' Mulder and Scully come up against the greatest threat the world has ever known, Jar hating alien worms. Egads!

We're not as mediocre as our catchphrase, We're not as mediocre as our catchphrase, Val joins us at our New and Noteworthy arctic ice base on the internet as we take a cold look at what is clearly not a rip-off of 'The Thing.' Mulder and Scully come up against the greatest threat the world has ever known, Jar hating alien worms. Egads!

Hey, Hey, Hey! Mel joins us to talk about phone freaks, data travelers, electro wizards, techno anarchists, and the COS. Things turn dark and uncomfortable as Robin unleashes a torrent of foot fetish facts. Will we survive an insanely boring bout with the lamest evil computer ever? Yes, of course we will, and we'll do it with our boots on!

Hey, Hey, Hey! Mel joins us to talk about phone freaks, data travelers, electro wizards, techno anarchists, and the COS. Things turn dark and uncomfortable as Robin unleashes a torrent of foot fetish facts. Will we survive an insanely boring bout with the lamest evil computer ever? Yes, of course we will, and we'll do it with our boots on!

Hey, Hey, Hey! Mel joins us to talk about phone freaks, data travelers, electro wizards, techno anarchists, and the COS. Things turn dark and uncomfortable as Robin unleashes a torrent of foot fetish facts. Will we survive an insanely boring bout with the lamest evil computer ever? Yes, of course we will, and we'll do it with our boots on!

The ghost of Benjamin Franklin hates throats as much as much as the X-Files hates Iranians. The writers go out of their way to make a character uninteresting and the Costume Department goes out of their way to make us say derissive comments about characters clothing. Does no one notice a 3.5 floppy disk behind wallpaper? What the hell is a ghost? And Mulder wants Scully to see his 'Liberty Bell'.

The ghost of Benjamin Franklin hates throats as much as much as the X-Files hates Iranians. The writers go out of their way to make a character uninteresting and the Costume Department goes out of their way to make us say derissive comments about characters clothing. Does no one notice a 3.5 floppy disk behind wallpaper? What the hell is a ghost? And Mulder wants Scully to see his 'Liberty Bell'.

The ghost of Benjamin Franklin hates throats as much as much as the X-Files hates Iranians. The writers go out of their way to make a character uninteresting and the Costume Department goes out of their way to make us say derissive comments about characters clothing. Does no one notice a 3.5 floppy disk behind wallpaper? What the hell is a ghost? And Mulder wants Scully to see his 'Liberty Bell'.

Gather round and listen to the Uncle-John-Cast, Dan joins us as we try to stay awake long enough to talk about this snooze-a-thon 5000. Mulder falls in love with a feral human that is in no way a 'Jersey Devil' meanwhile Scully repeatedly faces a series of horrifying terrors in her personal life.

Gather round and listen to the Uncle-John-Cast, Dan joins us as we try to stay awake long enough to talk about this snooze-a-thon 5000. Mulder falls in love with a feral human that is in no way a 'Jersey Devil' meanwhile Scully repeatedly faces a series of horrifying terrors in her personal life.

Gather round and listen to the Uncle-John-Cast, Dan joins us as we try to stay awake long enough to talk about this snooze-a-thon 5000. Mulder falls in love with a feral human that is in no way a 'Jersey Devil' meanwhile Scully repeatedly faces a series of horrifying terrors in her personal life.

Bam! Steph joins us in this cuckoo-bananas episode as we try to figure out what the hell a "Conduit" is. Mulder needs to be under investigation by Chris Hansen. We learn all about bad tattos, bad parenting, and bad law enforcement. Is the awesomeness of an episode directly correlated to the size of the plot holes? Rubeeeehhhh!

Bam! Steph joins us in this cuckoo-bananas episode as we try to figure out what the hell a "Conduit" is. Mulder needs to be under investigation by Chris Hansen. We learn all about bad tattos, bad parenting, and bad law enforcement. Is the awesomeness of an episode directly correlated to the size of the plot holes? Rubeeeehhhh!