Intro To X

This is the episode where Robin gets his revenge on all of us. Poor Heidi unwittingly joins us for the worst episode of X-Files. Rage and general mockery reign supreme. I denounce and reject Chris Carter for his crimes against humanity. Most importantly we announce a super awesome contest that you will want to win.

Back by sheer willpower (and sheer willpower alone) Robin takes back the reigns of the podcast. Matt visits to talk about the twisty turn-y, and often douchey machinations of Deep Throat. We meet the Lone Gunmen society for long-term post-adolescent virginity. Mulder gets the wool pulled over his eyes (which explains why he tripped over that two foot sign). And a grip of wacky conspiracies abound from all sides. Join us as we desperately try to swat them all down.

Back by sheer willpower (and sheer willpower alone) Robin takes back the reigns of the podcast. Matt visits to talk about the twisty turn-y, and often douchey machinations of Deep Throat. We meet the Lone Gunmen society for long-term post-adolescent virginity. Mulder gets the wool pulled over his eyes (which explains why he tripped over that two foot sign). And a grip of wacky conspiracies abound from all sides. Join us as we desperately try to swat them all down.

Back by sheer willpower (and sheer willpower alone) Robin takes back the reigns of the podcast. Matt visits to talk about the twisty turn-y, and often douchey machinations of Deep Throat. We meet the Lone Gunmen society for long-term post-adolescent virginity. Mulder gets the wool pulled over his eyes (which explains why he tripped over that two foot sign). And a grip of wacky conspiracies abound from all sides. Join us as we desperately try to swat them all down.

Breaking News: Robin has been fired for his crimes against humanity. Luckily Matt is here to take his place and keep this ship running. Mel, joins us to discuss giant plot holes, super questionable haikus, handwriting facts, and salamander juice.

Breaking News: Robin has been fired for his crimes against humanity. Luckily Matt is here to take his place and keep this ship running. Mel, joins us to discuss giant plot holes, super questionable haikus, handwriting facts, and salamander juice.

Breaking News: Robin has been fired for his crimes against humanity. Luckily Matt is here to take his place and keep this ship running. Mel, joins us to discuss giant plot holes, super questionable haikus, handwriting facts, and salamander juice.

Alirio pops in before the big game to talk about an even bigger snooze-fest called Lazarus. When Robin's inner-child dies it destroyed a large portion of the recording as well as all our watches (j/k  no one has worn a watch in 15 years.) We learn that Scully dated the mutant-snowman killing sheriff from Jack Frost and Diabetes works very differently in X-Files world. We also say some amazingly awesome and hilarious things that you will never hear.

Alirio pops in before the big game to talk about an even bigger snooze-fest called Lazarus. When Robin's inner-child dies it destroyed a large portion of the recording as well as all our watches (j/k  no one has worn a watch in 15 years.) We learn that Scully dated the mutant-snowman killing sheriff from Jack Frost and Diabetes works very differently in X-Files world. We also say some amazingly awesome and hilarious things that you will never hear.

Alirio pops in before the big game to talk about an even bigger snooze-fest called Lazarus. When Robin's inner-child dies it destroyed a large portion of the recording as well as all our watches (j/k  no one has worn a watch in 15 years.) We learn that Scully dated the mutant-snowman killing sheriff from Jack Frost and Diabetes works very differently in X-Files world. We also say some amazingly awesome and hilarious things that you will never hear.

Des joins us as we bang our head against a wall trying to figure out the machinations and motivations of Unhygienic Mud Golem Pheromone Extruding Shape Shifting Amish Space Aliens. Space mayonnaise and purple nipple powder abound and Skully is almost date-raped. A lot. Yikes.

Des joins us as we bang our head against a wall trying to figure out the machinations and motivations of Unhygienic Mud Golem Pheromone Extruding Shape Shifting Amish Space Aliens. Space mayonnaise and purple nipple powder abound and Skully is almost date-raped. A lot. Yikes.

Des joins us as we bang our head against a wall trying to figure out the machinations and motivations of Unhygienic Mud Golem Pheromone Extruding Shape Shifting Amish Space Aliens. Space mayonnaise and purple nipple powder abound and Skully is almost date-raped. A lot. Yikes.

Ina stops by to discuss “Beyond the Sea” or as Netflix might call it “Definitely Not Beyond the Sea” Major Briggs uses his white lodge powers to turn Scully into a whiny child that cannot reason her way out of a paper bag, luckily Gillian Anderson and Brad Douriff can act circles around David Duchovny which kind of salvages things. Kind of.

Ina stops by to discuss “Beyond the Sea” or as Netflix might call it “Definitely Not Beyond the Sea” Major Briggs uses his white lodge powers to turn Scully into a whiny child that cannot reason her way out of a paper bag, luckily Gillian Anderson and Brad Douriff can act circles around David Duchovny which kind of salvages things. Kind of.