Intro To X
Summary: Watching every single episode of the X-Files for the first time, again. No Spoilers.
DJ J-Jon-Jonny-J-Jon joins us for what we all hope to be the final episode of this nightmare Episode 11x10 – “My Struggle IV” in which Mulder and William spend night and day (sometimes in the same scene) killing everyone they can find. Often for no reason at all. Dyson Sphere’s and world ending viruses all take a back seat to an elaborate chase that kicks off with a monologue of William proving he’s 100% garbage and ends with Mulder and Scully being the worst. It’s really bad guys.
Join us for Episode 11x09 – “Nothing Lasts Forever” in which we discover what might well be the most inept hour of television ever cobbled together. A former TV star stays young by eating human organs and also occasional sharing a circulatory system with young people that were formerly ugly, a lunatic murders a lot people to rescue her sister from the circulatory system cult, and Scully spends an inordinate amount of time at a vacation church.
Matt is here for Episode 11x08 – “Familiar” in which the characters of a children's show are used by a which for an ill-conceived revenge spell and an even more ill-conceived story about mob justice, or something? Basically everyone’s an asshole and Mulder and Scully only make it worse.
Matt and Chris join us for the Kristen Cloke written Episode 11x07 – “Rm9sbG93ZXJz” wherein Mulder and Scully are menaced by robots because they didn’t leave a tip. Most of it makes very little sense.
With X-Files on break it’s time for a very special bonus episode 1994’s “Color of Night” in which Bruce Willis steals, fellow psychologist bro, Scott Backula’s life and then has sex with a girl half his age that he cannot recognize with clothes on. We also check-in with old friends Lance Henriksen and Brad Dourif.
Ian and DJ Jon J Jnny-J-Jon join us for Episode 11x06 – “Kitten” in which Stingray goes face to tiny face with Haley Joel Osment in a very very convoluted revenge scheme that does not make sense at all. Also we learn about the crafting division of the FBI and check in on Champion of Heroes and Justice Donald Alvin Kersh.
Will joins us for Episode 11x05 – “Ghouli” wherein we catch up with Baby William who is a real fucking creep. Also Mulder annoys coffee shop clientele and continues to age into a raisin before our very eyes.
Mila and Chris join us for Episode 11x04 – “The Lost Art of Forehead Sweat” in which Darin Morgan returns for kooky antics with his bff Alex Diakun and Reggie Something. We also uncover the most terrifying art ever created. It’s a fun ride.
Jon Pernisek joins us for Episode 11x03 – “Plus One” in which a pair of twins play hangman to create murder doppelgangers of other people to, what can only be described as, limited success. Also Mulder is a creep.
Join us as we endeavor to discuss Episode 11x02 – “This” wherein we eventually work out what the title was in reference to. Who’s Tommy Wiseau-ing the hardest? Does anything happening here make sense? Are we supposed to actually believe somebody had a romantic relationship with Langly?
Unfortunately the X-Files is back, fortunately DJ J-Jonny-jon Pope is here to help us discuss Episode 11x01 – “My Struggle III” which is an interesting title considering part II didn’t happen, but apparently neither did a lot of things. But at least American Hero Jeffrey Spender is back in action and saving the world any way he can.
We did it! We survived all of the X-Files! Join us for one last time… for now, as we discuss stats, scores, monsters, and upsetting fanfiction.
Ian is here to help us discuss the nonsensical final episode of the X-Files, 10x06 – “My Struggle II” wherein Chris Carter still refuses to understand the concept of DNA. Einstein and Miller make desperate attempts to keep the plot going and Joel McHale delivers the worst lines of dialogue ever imagined. American Hero Monica Reyes is back in the mix and drunk as ever.
Ian and Michael David join us for 10x05 – “Babylon” an episode about the fears of old white dudes before Herr Trump rode in on his great white horse to save them. Basically Mulder and Scully try to talk to a dead terrorist. It’s absolute garbage.
Michael David is here to help us discuss 10x04 – “Home Again” wherein graffiti OR a sculpture comes alive to thwart people that want to shelter the homeless. Also a prime opportunity for Kristen Cloke is given away to a weirdo that can never fill her shoes.