Return to Sender

Finally. The Rock has come back to Canada. And we hear from our top two Ambassadors. Lean in close. Let me tell you something. You listening? There may be gunplay in this episode. You should listen, and find out.

I think if you had to take your rectal temperature with a muzzle on, you'd be mad too. Not to mention, have to defend yourselves from the verbal onslaught of drooling troglodytes from the Orange State. On the bright side, we finally hear from some Ambassadors and as always, play the best music you'll hear all week. Dig it?

We are seeing rainbows right off the hop in our 29th installment of whatever this monster has become. Not that it matters. You really don't take any of this with you when you go, so lets all just enjoy it for what its worth... nothing. Thats right. Worthless. Seriously... its a free show. Its really good, but its still free.

Have you hashed it out? Have you thought about who is going with you? What use are they? All I know is that we better be prepared to cull the herd and fend for ourselves. Life is tough. Nobody gets a break. We can ignore it until the forest is lost for the trees, or we can laugh it off. Talk it out. We can take the road kill and learn to use it to keep warm, or at least gross one another out and smile about it later. Episode 28. You decide.

So, lets get this straight. Most of you don't have a plan. I know we don't either. Maybe it will work out, and we'll be able to dig deep and find that little part of us that can help us through the craziness headed our way. Probably not, though. Meat. So instead, lets spend our time tweeting and burping and consuming and blissfully talking about the things that make us laugh. This is all in a vain effort to get good at winging it and flying by the proverbial pant seat.

What is the sound of wrinkly brown hands clapping? Find out here. Who has been sharing the gospel? Find out here. What happens in the locker room when a bunch of lovely ladies finish pummeling one another on roller skates? Find out here. Throw in four great punk rock songs and a grouchy, tired, goofy duo of nobodies in particular and you have the 26th episode of either the greatest or the stupidest podcast you'll ever want in your wildest fever dreams.

Two bits. A quarter. Whatever. Join us on a journey to the center of the sun. What does that mean? Who knows? But there is barfing... Plus, our 1000th listener gets a call from a real dinker. Okay... I just made that last part up.

Yeesh. What's with the anger people? Can't we just simmer down, tell a few stories about clutsy friends, and laugh our cares away. NO! WE CAN'T DO THAT! Because there is a lot on our chests, and this free show OBLIGATES you to listen. Help us carry our loads and defend our potatoes in our 24th episode of what should maybe have stopped 23 episodes ago.

Ladies and Gentlemen, he was the biggest voice in Winnipeg's radio history. He raised the bar, pushed the envelope, and jumped the bean. At one point, coast to coast, this man was Canada's Howard Stern. For the first time in internet history, his tale will be told. A tale of epic parties, decadent binges, radio gold, and rock bottom. Ladies and Gentlemen, this man... stood us up. So we talk some trash about some junk, and play great music. What more could you ask for?

Another week, another nonsensical ramble through the lives of a sick and twisted duo. Episode 22 recaps the Car Stealers show, goes off on an angry little rant, coughs and sputters, and talks to the greatest punk rock drummer out there. Plus, some listener mail and contest babble. Worth every dime.

Our 21st week bring a concert recap, flying shoes, nugget rage, and footwear advice. You know, you could win some great prizes if you actually tell living humans to listen to the show. As always, everybody wins.

Its been twenty weeks. In our wake we have left fields of broken and battered inferior podcasts. We have been officially declared the best podcast in Manitoba, Saskatchewan, and most likely Alberta. Our viral domination is unstoppable. Listen or be left behind. God speed.

If your were to start at an anxiety attack, proceed through being groped by a special person, stopping to caress a goat, and eating a few magic mushrooms along the way, you would have our nineteenth episode. So, spread the word! We are going viral!

In Manitoba, you are legally allowed to drink at the age of 18. In our 18th episode, we get a bunch of 12 year olds all the booze and porn they could ask for and send them on their way. How can a free show be any more entertaining? I haven't a clue.

Simmer down, simmer down. Its not what you think. Episode 17 goes from tense, to fits of teary laughter. Our studio audience pitches in, a tattoo artist stops by, and we finally learn of the Great Fire of '99. So wash your hands and settle in. This could get hairy.