Return to Sender

I really didn't feel like talking to him. But I had blown him... off once already and I couldn't deal with all ten of the guys from SomethingPlanet.com crying and whining about me brushing their humble host off again. Its a good thing too... I am a grumpy, boring idiot and John kind of saves the whole deal. I think the hatchet is buried. And I come out looking like a girl for never having eaten a live tarantula. Figures.

I get to talk to Adam Morrison from ExploreMusic.com. We get deep about the state of music, I try to dig up some dirt, and we both agree that Adam has the greatest job in the world. Turns out, he even hails to the Boognish. Enjoy.

What has this show become? This week we are both humiliated and vindicated. The children's toy industry is headed in a weird direction, our Toronto corespondent checks in, and as always, the music is fantastic.

Sometimes, when it comes to superstition, its better to ere on the side of caution than risk the cosmic karmic payback of forces beyond imagination. At least that is the case for ONE of our hosts. Plus, Kurt Cobain said it best... "Its okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings".

We look back. We take a minute to savor where we are and remember where we came from. We wipe the tears from our eyes, the dust from our brow, the soil from our boots and the hair from our backs... I forget where I was going with this, but you get it. Man. This episode is diesel.

Tis the season. Let the wrapping paper fly. Join us as we rejoice in the birth of a miracle for all mankind... taxidermy. Fah la la la la, Lah la la la.

Looking back, this may be one of those moments that makes us who we are. One of those pivotal points in our lives where we say, "Man, I'm glad that happened!", or "I'm glad that didn't happen!". Either way, this paragraph makes about as much sense as this episode. It was nice of you all to hang around for this long... it may have all fallen apart... or reached an entirely new level. You decide.

This week we finally talk with the one and only 40 Year Old Boy, get an update on SpermQuest 2011, get peed on by toddlers and kill a tree. Add to that a couple of sweet songs by Frank Turner and Authority Zero, Gabe's Questions, and a magical echo button and you have one of the best podcasts nobody has ever heard of. Enjoy.

You win some. You lose some. Its safe to say that this time out, we may lose some. Que cera cera, or however that strange but true saying is spelled, whatever will be, will be. I'll tell you one thing that will never be again... you. So get out there and live it, and listen to us while you do. Why not?

What happens when you plan nothing? No preparation, no show notes, nothing. I'll tell you what happens. ENTERTAINMENT!!! So come a long with us, on a magic carpet ride through snow storms, maxi-slaps, and cooking utensils. Its free. Tell a friend.

One host is grumpy and looking for a fight, the other is a jerk with a big mouth. Hilarity ensues. Whether you are into Roller Derby, podcasts, punk rock or hallucinogens, we will probably still disappoint you... but the sound is nice for your earholes. So there is that.

This is your homework, people... Listen up.

We get busted by cops, busted in the toilet, busted judging music, and busted up with laughter. It comedy or bust on this episode. Whether its oblivious musicians or having lunch with Jesus, you'll hear it here first. So... what are you waiting for?

Well, we did it. We sprung for a new sound board. It sounds pretty good, considering we have no idea how to run it. I hope we'll get better with practice. Once again, I can't remember what we talked about... probably a whole lot of crap (literally). Whatever. Look at all these knobs.

Ghosts. Ghouls. Goblins. These are words that start with the letter 'G'. Spooks. Screams. Scars. These are 'S' words. Here are some more words that begin with letters... Subscribe to this show, and you will live. Don't subscribe, and you will die. Probably not any sooner, but definitely having had fewer laughs. You decide, Monkey Skull.