Retro Late Fee

It's Joe Pesci, Sharon Stone, Robert DeNiro, Don Rickles, James Woods...you know that guy with the poofy hair who is in a lot of these mob movies? He's in this. Is this enough keywords algorithm? Has your blood-lust been appeased? Oh, it's Casino, that's what we're watching.

Jim has a new secretary, Dylan has a new connection with an old flame, Brenda has a new accent for Rick, and I have a new appreciation for the people who write the TV Guide. Just listen to us gab about Beverly Hills 90210 as only we can.

We watched D.B. Sweeney in Strange Luck and then we saw Pierce Bronson Goldeneye. Is he the best James Bond since Sean Connery? I don't know, but he says this line in the movie. It's: "Buy me a pint" and the way he says it is really weird and I can't get it out of my head.

It's a really smart move to name your episode after a Jimmy Stewart film from forty years ago. It also really doesn't seem to have anything to do with the episode. Andrea gets hit by a car but that's less destiny and more California drivers.

Today we are joined by Carol's niece and nephew (Bella and Stefan) and we're talking about Toy Story, a great movie from a new company called Pixar. Tom Hanks has never been more rubbery in a movie...if you leave out Bachelor Party of course.

It's a Sue Scanlon episode and she is into some deep trouble. Did Gil sexually assault her, or is something more sinister going on? It's the second thing.

Today we talk about Aaron Sorkin's The American President. We also discuss the actual President, Bill Clinton, as well as Nikki Cox in Unhappily Ever After.

Brandon attempts to save a football game but finds out that people's lives might be more important. Brenda knows that her social standing at West Beverly IS the most important.

It's a double d dose of Demi Moore. First, she gets hot and sweaty with Woody Harrelson and Robert Redford in Indecent Proposal. Then she gets weepy and nostalgic in Now and Then. Which did we prefer? I guess you'll just have to listen to find out!

Andrea is nervous about Yale, Brandon is nervous about Nikki, Steve is nervous about his grades, Kelly is nervous about David seeing her boobs, and Donna is nervous she's not going to get into a good college. Dylan's just jealous of David.

Today we watch Get Shorty a wonderful movie that I loved and Carol thought was meh. We also check out the Seinfeld episode The Soup Nazi and found it hilarious. Plus, massive love makes a return.

The kids are taking their SATs, but Brenda is more interested in calling out all her friends in order to be on camera for a trashy tabloid. And smoking, man this girl loves smoking...until she doesn't and never smokes again.

In honor (horror) of Halloween, Carol and I talk about six of our favorite spooky movies. Does your favorite make the list?

It's a double feature of meh movies. First up is Paul Rudd in The Curse of Michael Myers. A convoluted film which adds almost nothing to the Halloween franchise. Then we have The Babysitter a straight to video Alicia Silverstone joint where guys fantasize about watching her with other guys, soaping her back, and killing her. It's...it's weird.

Kelly is still pinning over Dylan and Brenda is none the wiser. Nikki is pinning over David, but then she pines for Donna who informs her that David is her boyfriend so she starts pinning for Brandon. Steve is a douche.