Retro Late Fee

Will Smith punches aliens and somehow beings that travel thousands of light-years are still using dial-up modems.

Brandon drives all the way to San Francisco to try and get laid

Apparently, we love watching Demi Moore movies. Plus she's topless in this. This film should have featured the voice of Mel Blanc.

Steve gets accused of rape by an unstable woman. Although, anyone who slept with Steve would be unstable.

It starts with racist slurs at the Romany people, a murder, attempted infanticide, it concerns an agoraphobic with severe delusions and ends with a minister literally plunging on a demon into a firey pit as punishment for trying to murder the sexy woman he wanted to bone. Another children's classic!

Brenda heads to Vegas to get married. On the way she sees Zac Morris and Kelly Kopowski

Finally a Jim Carey movie that we like, plus Massive Love!

Brenda is spooked by a prenup, Brandon is spooked by a picture of his girlfriend's husband, Steve is spooked by cheating on his girlfriend and David is spooked by his dad's lawyer. It's not as scary of an episode as it sounds.

Welcome to the Rock, a film that tells the timeless story of boy impregnates girl, girl proposes to boy, boy invites girl to ground zero of a terrorist plot, boy partners with older convict to save day after a seal team is completely murdered by Tony Todd, boy accepts proposal and they live happily ever after.

Jim and Cindy are celebrating their 20th anniversary and everyone is thinking about marriage. Andrea is thinking marriage won't be a good idea with David, so she flirts with romantic Jesse. Kelly thinks that marrying Dylan is off the table and John Sears might be her romance. Stuart is full of romance and proposes to Brenda at the party and she accepts. Jackie has had enough of romance and is thinking about suing Mel who took a romantic weekend with his girlfriend and left Donna and David with Erin. Confused? You won't be after this episode of Massive Late Fee.

We attempt to watch The Arrival, but instead we walk out and watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Dylan loves guns, Brenda loves Stuart, and Mel loves having sex with blondes.

It's Tom Cruise in the classic TV show that all of your dad's remember. Watch as people put on and take off masks and other people hang from wires and say hasta lasagne don't get any on ya.

Brenda has a blind date, Dylan has a new car, Kelly has a new man, and David has a new mom.

Today we've got a lot of hope, but not in this movie, which is terrible. We do, however, have hope that we will make it to the Barenaked Ladies concert coming up at Pine Knob. We also have hope that Fran will finally recognize Mr. Sheffield on The Nanny.