Monster in My Podcast

I scream, you scream, we all scream then die instantly.Links: Banshee - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — A banshee appears as a translucent image of its former self in life. With the pass of time the image of the banshee tends to become blurred and indistinct, but still recognizable as a humanoid.

Don't confuse a devil for a demon, it doesn't end well.Links: Baatezu - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Baatezu were a category of devils inhabiting the Nine Hells of Baator.

Smeltable truffle pigs in the shape of centibadgers.Links: Aurumvorax - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The aurumvorax seems to have a deep affection for precious ores and minerals, which it consumes to supplement its mainly carnivorous diet.

Who overcooked the Beholder!?Links: PlanetADnD, Dungeons and Dragons — Argos are found in the same regions of wildspace as the baleful beholder nations.

Passive aggressive space weirdos prowl the void, looking for gold to have sex with.

Here comes the Ankheg to undermine our views of intelligence and society, especially as concerns worms and farming.Links: Ankheg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — An ankheg is described as having six legs and a many-segmented body, all covered in a brown (some closer to yellow) chitinous exoskeleton.

Prepare yourselves to become slime slaves to gigantic bottom feeding degenerates.Links: Aboleth - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — They resemble a bizarre eel, with long, tubular bodies, as well as a tail at one end and two fins near the head and another along the back.

The Aarakocra are crappy bird people with secret fingers and a penchant for cloaca-based basketry.Links:Aarakocra - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia