Monster in My Podcast

Can you fight a force of nature? Yes, but it would be boring.

True love melts away, and all you're left with is some poison in your eye.

Who can be sure what a baby snake would grow up to? Would it grow a face? Would its spear become a part of its body? So snuff out the fireplace, sonny, lest you invite doom.

Nobody has ever used these things in a campaign, and I wouldn't believe you if you contradicted me.

You happen into a clearing and discover a small, pearlescent egg. This isn't an episode of Abject Suffering, but your world is about to change forever.Links: Elemental, Air Kin (Monstrous Manual) — Three months after conception, the sylph lays a pearly egg in a special nest, and summons an air elemental to guard it.

If you kidnap a planar dummy, don't be surprised if he burns your life down.Links: Elemental (Dungeons & Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Elemental creatures are composed of one of the four classical elementals of air, earth, fire, or water.

Just in case you didn't catch them in the Player Handbook, they're back!Links: Dwarf (Dungeons & Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Dwarves average four feet in height, with squat, broad bodies.

Are you ready for uncomfortable sexual situations? Are you too charming for your own good? Then the Dryad might be for you, sweet thing.Links: Dryad - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Dryads are fey-maidens who act as the protectors of forests and trees. They appear to be beautiful women with delicate features seemingly made of soft wood.

Exdragonanza closes with a whimper on a glorified manticore, and what amounts to a gigantic sea turtle.Links: Dragonne - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — From a distance, the dragonne merely looks like a giant lion, with the exception of two metallic wings sprouting from its furred shoulders. upon closer inspection, however it becomes apparent that there is more to the dragonne than is first perceived. Dragon turtle (Dungeons & Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The dragon turtle is a gigantic sea creature with the body of a turtle and a dragon-like head.

Now we enter a detour into the little guys, and hope we don't inhale a dragon faerie.Links: Dragonet (3.5e Creature) - D&D Wiki — This creature resembles a sleek, miniature dragon, slightly smaller than a housecat. It has a thin, long neck, fine scales, sharp, delicate horns and teeth. Its tail is roughly the same length as its body.

Too chromatic for the metal dragons, too metallic for the chromatic dragons. Here we have the misfits. The outlaws. The rebels.Links: Chromatic dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Chromatic dragons are also very commonly evil. Steel Dragon (Dungeons & Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia — The sociable steel dragons prefer the company of humanoids to that of other dragons. Their reasons range from admiration to greed.

Let's dig deeper an deeper into Dragonalia, with elemental dragons that skip back and forth between irrelevant planes of existence.Links: Mist dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The mist dragon, also known as the Draco Nebulus Obscura, is a type of dragon in the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. Mercury Dragon (Dungeons & Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia — Mercury dragons are a little bit crazy–but there's definitely a method to their madness. Shadow dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Physically seeming insubstantial, shadow dragons had dark and translucent scales which helped them camouflage into the darkness around them.

And the miscellany rolls in, both aloof and pointless.Links: Cloud dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — A cloud dragon is a neutrally aligned dragon which can take a gaseous form at will, and can exhale a powerful blast of air. Deep dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Despite their large size, deep dragons were slender and agile, allowing them to crawl through the tunnels of the Underdark. Brown Dragon (Dungeons & Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia — Brown dragons revel in the comfort of sand-covered lairs filled with treasure they have filched from desert tombs. Browns also like exotic live food kidnapped from far lands.

A parade of depressing archetypes who will trap you into conversation, then leave you forever to go back to their home planet.Links: Metallic dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Metallic dragon is a classification of dragon found in the role playing game Dungeons & Dragons. In this setting metallic dragons are of good alignment.

Welcome to the weirdo neutral dragons that time forgot, as their cruel creators shunted them into Monster Manuals with higher and higher numbers.Links: Gem dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The following is a list of the gem dragons, a classification of dragon found in the role playing game Dungeons & Dragons. In this setting Gem dragons are typically of neutral alignment.