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It’s the first dinner party war of Southern Charm Savannah, and no one is safe. Accusations are hurled and chinchilla wraps are disrespected, but at least Brandon got his damn biscuit. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

The ladies of Real Housewives of New York are still in the Berkshires. Someone stains a chair, someone hogs the cheese, and Bethenny is in a dungeon no one will ever understand. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

The anchors aren't the only things all tangled up on "Below Deck: Mediterranean." There's a whole jumbled love triangle going down. But it's more like a love May Pole, and Malia is at the center. Who will get to kiss her first? And will she even get a say? All that plus important updates on espresso martinis and stern lines. Come listen!

Landon goes on a maybe date with Thomas and then breaks up with Drew. Will she ever find love? Probably not. Also, Kathryn has lunch with the group and lands an exclusive invite to her own son's birthday. Contouring really does work! Come listen to our recap of "Southern Charm!"

Kangaroo wraps almost break a marriage on Real Housewives of Potomac and Larry doesn’t like drama on Invite Only Cabo. Will Emily’s emoji pillow ever be the same? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

First, we’re joined by our friend Lisa Timmons (@timmonslisa) joins us to answer our questions about Savannah royalty. Then, we talk about how Southern Charm Savannah found a way to make us feel sorry for drag queens, attention whores, and Nelson all in one episode. It’s a feat. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

'Tis the season for undermining LuAnn. That's right: the Real Housewives of New York made its annual pilgrimage to The Berkshires this week, and we're here to recap all the (relatively tame) madness. From cake wrecks to hat drama - there's plenty of stuff to talk about, even if this episode couldn't even come close to last year's legendarily insane Berkshires trip.

Mr. Skintastic and his butterface anchors finish up their tour on this week’s Below Deck Med, but will the tangled chains ruin everything? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com

Southern Charm manages to offend every race on the planet this episode, and we’re along for the bumpy ride. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com

Emu isn't the only thing on the menu at Oz. On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn get their fingers all up in Ashley's business (literally). Then it's on to our new favorite show, Invite Only Cabo, where Emily and Agu engage in a "cuddle" session, thus consecrating their official couple name, which ironically is "Emu." Their scandal is trumped only by the revelation that not all topics birthed on an elliptical machine can be considered LIGHT. Come listen to our recaps! 00:00:00 - Real Housewives of Potomac 00:49:27 - Invite Only Cabo

Some ghosts tried to burn down Ashley's house! And then she processed the trauma by playing strip golf. But was that a violaysh of girl code? That's what we find out on this latest episode of "Southern Charm: Savannah." Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Crappens Mailbag!

This week on RHONY, the cougars sharpened their claws for some fresh prey, and thanks to some helpful pointers from Ramona, Tinsley nabbed herself a 23 year old guy. Just another night at Beautique...

On this week’s Below Deck Med, Bobby gets a Facetime hug from his mom, Sandy Yawn ties one on, and an army of boobs are released. Please don’t mention cephalopods. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

Sun's out, guns out. The cast of "Southern Charm" has a quail of a time hunting in the George back country this week, and no bird is safe - especially Chelsea. Austen seems to have nabbed the prey, but don't count Shep out. At least, not yet. We cover every inch of this episode, from Patricia's caftan to Craig's deodorant foibles. Come join! And tell your friends!

Bravo has added a new show to its roster, and it’s a beautiful, messy, confusing and hilarious ride. Take it with us. Welcome to Invite Only Cabo! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.