Watch What Crappens

Comedians Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard ("The People's Couch") join Ben and Ronnie for a raucous recap of a raucous episode of "Vanderpump Rules." We get into all the messy situations: Tom's Sia wig, Jax's urine stream, Katie's lace dress, and the many, many gators. Come listen!

It’s the Top Chef finals, and there’s lots and lots of tequila! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com

The twins’ family comes for a visit and Lindsay and Everett find something incredibly stupid to fight about. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com

The glamping trip of RHOA continues with an epic episode that starts with a campfire and ends with a flame out as the women hash everything out -- all in the name of sisterhood. Lesbian rumors come to the surface and then some, and ultimately, everyone asks the most pressing question of all: "Who said that????" Listen to Ben and Ronnie break it all down, and then after Real Housewives of Atlanta, it's time for the Married to Medicine season finale. Is this the end for Lisa Nicole? Also: Crappens Mailbag. 00:00:00 - Intro / RHOA 00:54:27 - Crappens Mailbag 01:04:33 - Married to Medicine

It'll be a while before Lisa RInna lives this episode of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" down. Big lips came down with a case of Dorititis and full on forgot about that time when she told Eden ON CAMERA that Kyle was an enabler and Kim was close to death. Gulp. Well, it'll be a fun reunion. Listen to Ben and Ronnie break it all down, and then afterwards, it's Listener Spotlight with Madonna Hynes!

The Vanderpump Rules kids head to NOLA for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party and someone takes some well deserved beads to the face. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com

We're getting down to the nitty gritty on "Top Chef: Charleston," and with four contestants left, the slightest mistake will get someone sent home. Also, using a sous-vide machine = death, but surely every chef knows that by now, right? Right? Ben and Ronnie break down the whole episode. Plus, talk of the new Bravo branding and some weird commentary about an octopus in a tree. Thanks for listening!

The Great Intern War of 2017 rages on! "Summer House" continues to revel in the most petty arguments, and that's what we love about it. This week, Cristina and Lindsaaaaaay escalate their feud, leading to a possible Summer House BAN. Drama! Oh, and don't forget the latest romantic entanglements with Carl? Carl? Carl? So fun. Also, Crappens Mailbag!! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:35 - Crappens Mailbag 00:11:45 - Summer House

We’re very politely sad as Caroline Stanbury says goodbye to the Ladies of London. Who will take her throne? Julie calls shotgun! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com

Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to Mexico and Lisa Rinna’s wig cap is decapitated. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com

Tom Sandoval is going to infinity and beyond! Or at least Peter's roof. Our fave Vanderpump Rules bartender/model/musician is getting back in touch with his inner-thespian by shooting a dramatic cameo in Peter's new sci-fi blockbuster. Meanwhile, Katie is still on a bridal power trip, this time terrorizing Scheana at Pandy's house and later Tom #2 over drinks. But seriously guys, she's SUCH a nice person. Come listen!

Timestamps below! Top Chef played with mashup brunch and it did not end well. Speaking of things that won’t end well, Lisa Nicole puts her marriage on display again in this week’s Married to Medicine and loses pretty hard after pitting up an event against Heavenly’s. It was delightful. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com Timestamps: 00 Top Chef 48:30 Married to Medicine

Katie Cazorla (E!’s Second Wives Club, @thepaintednail) joins us to rag on the roommate squabbles of Summer House before we attend Quad’s birthday party on Married to Medicine. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com Timestamps: 00 Chatter with Katie Cazorla, Summer House 51:35 Crappens Mailbag 1:03:30 Married to Medicine

We're feeling puckish for today's recap of "Ladies of London," which has the women celebrating Swedish Midsummer's Eve. There's herring, gravlax, and a dollop of screaming. Grab your twisted bread on a stick and get ready to roast your carbs and these ladies over an open flame.

Comedian Heather McDonald (Juicy Scoop) joins us once again to discuss the latest Great Gatsby / Rinna BBQ sitch on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! You may need a long, awkward hug from Eden afterwards. Also, it's the premiere of Listener Spotlight! 00:00:00 - RHOBH with Heather MacDonald! 01:02:00 - Listener Spotlight!