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Ramona gets some edge on Real Housewives of New York, okaaaay? Tom’s exes all show up at her Edgy Party with already told secrets, and lots of people wear terrible furs. Enjoy!Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

Don't ever accuse Hannah of not going the extra mile when it comes to customer service, especially when Jason from Dallas is on board the yacht. Bugsy may not like it, but Hannah's gonna get herself some hawwwt primary action. Meanwhile, Bobby entrances a cougar, Adam has pork problems, and Max does something we don't understand. Just another day on "Below Deck: Mediterranean!" Come listen to our recap!

This week on Southern Charm, the cast hits some bumps on the Key West trip, Landon shifts blame, and Craig tries his hand at a new profession: therapy. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

Can Karen and Charrisse bury the hatchet and end one of the dumbest feuds in Housewives history? Will Karen still be the Grand Dame of Potomac after she moves out of town? And will the champagne room live up to its sky-low expectations? All these questions and more will be answered in our recap of "Real Housewives of Potomac." Then it's on to "Invite Only: Cabo" where the icky love triange between Agu, Emily, and Kamani leads to new drama. Everyone's pointing fingers. Or at least using them. 00:00:00 - RHOP 01:06:25 - Invite Only: Cabo

Who thought a genteel night of Bridge could turn ugly? Well, add some booze and simmering insecurities, and boom! we've got a classic Bravo fight! It's everything we want out of "Southern Charm: Savannah" plus rancid oysters! And to top it off, we've got another edition of Crappens Mailbag!

Your song of the summer has arrived: "Do The D'Agostino" is LuAnn D'Agostino's dancehall hit of 2017! Featuring guest MCs Ramona, Dorinda, Bethenny, Carole, Sonja, and Tinsley!

It's the wedding of the century! LuAnn and Tom finally get married on this week's episode of "Real Housewives of New York," and to sweeten the deal, LuAnn even released a new single! We have the world premiere on our show. Also, talk of Chinatown, oysters, tissue paper, and all the usual crazy stuff on this show. Thanks for listening!

The onion betrayal hits its peak on this week’s Below Deck Med, but at least Malia gets a side of spinach! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

The "Southern Charm" love triangle between Shep, Chelsea, and Austen comes to a fussy head this week after Shep allegedly corners Chels and tries to stick his tongue down her throat. We've got the controversy covered as we try to parse out all the information and make sense of it all.

Huger demands her name be on everything in Bermuda on the Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip, and an angry, odd little man tries to ruin Emily’s night on Invite Only Cabo. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

A storm of categorial, allegorical extremes hits Savannah. Egregiously. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

This week's Real Housewives of New York is jam packed with crazy: Ramona and Bethenny's blowout, Ramona trashing Dorinda's bedroom, Jill Zarin's triumphant return, Ramona and Bethenny at an art show. Pure madness, and we've recapped it all. Come listen!

Warning: this episode may contain onions. Chef Adam goes rogue when the guests demand no onions. And then he calls Hannah a slut. Or was it the chive? Either way, it's a rough episode for the van man, but at least Malia's wearing his hat!

Shep wakes up at one with a hangover. Is it rock bottom? Or just Tuesday? Let’s all try to feel things. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

Karen Huger and Charrisse Jackson Jordan are battling it out to be the official host of the Potomac season 2 vacation, and the stakes couldn't be any lower. Who will get the crown? And will it come from Burger King? So many questions that we must tackle. Then it's on to Invite Only: Cabo where Larry must ask the ultimate question - will Bianca be able to tell the difference between a friendship promise ring and a wedding ring? (spoiler: no) Come listen! 00:00:00 - Real Housewives of Potomac 01:01:35 - Invite Only: Cabo