Savage Lovecast

A GGG (good, giving, and game) woman is willing to pee on her husband but finds it physically difficult. How can she learn to let loose? Nonconsensual choking: It's neither cool nor hot. A man and his big-muscled girlfriend have broken up. How can he find another lady willing to grow big biceps for him? A gay man is terribly, terribly ticklish, and it's not funny. And more. Call us at 206-201-2720. Today's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve. Receive 50% off most any item, when you enter "Savage" at check-out: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve

Oh, bloody hell! An American woman met a British chap in England and fell in love. Now they're together in the U.S., but he's going home soon. What's a lovesick Yank to do? A jealous woman is so in love, and it's a beautiful thing. Should she slash her boyfriend's ex's tires? Hear three tales of women on the verge of cheating. Hear Dan's wildly inconsistent advice. And more. Call us at 206-201-2720. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Marshmallow up the ass. Any potential dangers? Speaking of danger, a woman wants to try choking and wonders how to do it safely. Do thongs give you gas? Can you get infections from text toys? Apparently, this is the show of danger! Call us at 206-201-2720. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A woman living in Wasilla, Alaska, wants to mate with a local. Odds are, he's a batshit-crazy Christian conservative. Should she fuck him anyway? A gay man into dom/sub play wants to do a frat-boy scene. If you dare, hear his sinister scheme. A woman is fed up with her boyfriend's use of baby talk during sex. Goo goo ga ga. Call us at 206-201-2720. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A straight man is suddenly turned on by his male coworker. Is he a 'mo now? A career military man wonders if it's unethical to seek a mate, knowing she'll have to follow him all over the world. A drug counselor takes Dan to task for recommending XTC. Dan takes her to task for being emotionally manipulative. And you get a front-row seat. Call us at 206-201-2720. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

It's the Crazy Fucking Parents episode! Enjoy. Call us at 206-201-2720. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A woman agonizes over whether she should tell her two gay friends that they are both getting played by a new man on the scene. A self-described "fuck machine" has finally met someone she really likes. But when they have sex, her boyfriend seems to turn into Dick Cheney. A man has unwittingly trained his dog to lap up his come. Really. Call us at 206-201-2720. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Dan? I love the ladies, but I also love cock. What should I call myself? Bi? Metrosexual? Dan? A self-described bisexual lady is horrified to discover that she is only attracted to men. A straight woman uses a sex- and relationship-advice podcast to satisfy her curiosity about gay sex. And more. Call us at 206-201-2720. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A high-school student marvels at the vast army of bisexuals marching through the halls. A man got his messed-up girlfriend pregnant. Now she's living in hotels with the child, and he wants custody. Is it cool to wear your girlfriend's clothes at work? Actress dates actor. Actor breaks up with actress. But now, actor and actress are cast in a show in which they play lovers. Save me a seat! Call us at 206-201-2720. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Two tales of texting exes: Is obsessive texting a modern way of cheating? Her friend is in a miserable, sexless marriage. Is it wrong to advise her to cheat in order to save the relationship? A betrothed couple have been saving themselves for marriage for religious reasons. But what if they're a lousy match sexually? Would that make God happy? Well would it? Call us at 206-201-2720. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A man in his 20s is dating an 18-year-old woman. He's trying to be a good and responsible lover but still wonders if he's a creep. A man and his mother watching TV together argue about whether rape fantasies are icky or not. She's into being humiliated. He's into humiliating her. Still, she wonders: "Why is he doing this to me?" And a lot more. Call us at 206-201-2720. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

First, a semantics discussion. Does the word "fetish" have to be so very dirty? A man in his 20s wonders if he can calm his brain down and curb his desire to bang every woman he sees. A woman complains that her lover won't go down on her, yells at her, and then whines that he doesn't want her to break up with him. When is the right time for a bisexual come out to his lovers? And a lot more. Call us at 206-201-2720. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

Poly pain: It's so sad when one person wants to open the relationship and the other doesn't. You know what else is sad? When your boyfriend tells you he's "asexual." A woman with strong pro–gay rights views discovers to her horror that her fiancé is against gay marriage. And a lot more. Call us at 206-201-2720. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A woman wonders if she lacks a clitoris. Dan speaks with a guest human-sexuality expert to get the answer. A 19-year-old REALLY doesn't want to get his anorexic girlfriend pregnant. Would you? A fit and confident 17-year-old gay boy on the swim team struggles with his crush on a macho dickhead. And a lot more. Call us at 206-201-2720. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A potentially kinky female college nerd is having a hard time finding others of her ilk. A gay man wants to come out to his longtime conservative religious buddy. Does this spell the end of their friendship? She likes lesbian porn. She lies to her boyfriend about liking lesbian porn. What will happen when she comes clean? Hear the yapping of dog-lovers offended by Dan's antidog sentiments. Bad Dan Savage. No more cookies. And a lot more. Call us at 206-201-2720. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.