Savage Lovecast

On this week's episode, Ty emerges VICTORIOUS! Hear the delightful tale of a mutually fulfilling, kinky, teenage deflowering. Also, we got some anal sex troubles, and a friend getting sucked in to a manipulative drama situation. Dan to the rescue. We are still accepting medical questions. Got a rash? It hurts when you go like this? Call 206-201-2720.

You think you got problems? Listen up. The questions: Easy: She's 18 and "doin' it." Is she the slut her parents say she is? Not Before Marriage: This kinky teenage lass is ready for anything. But her b-friend wants to remain a virgin until marriage. Does butt-fucking count? Sex Parties: Dan reveals his puritan side. Poly Closet: The caller is bi and polyamorous. How much does her family need to know? To get your question on the show, call 206-201-2720 from a land-line if possible.

In the long awaited Asshole Edition, Dan mocks, insults, and humiliates his callers (and that's why you keep listening). The questions: Dark Desires: She likes it rough, too rough for him. Should he feel guilty about refusing to fulfill her darkest fantasy? Not Cool: The caller takes issue with Dan's treatment of the Teenage Virgin Dominatrix with Multiple Personality Disorder. Newbies: He's doing virgins, and feeling guilty about it. What a pussy. Pussy: A caller takes issue with Dan's use of the word "pussy." Your Partner's a Creep: When is it time to speak up? Pills, Pills, Pills: A cocktail of birth control pills and Prozac is killing her libido. He doesn't like condoms. What should they do? Here's what YOU should do: call 206-201-2720 with your questions.

Last week's pathetic hungover episode was straight, straight, straight. Well, get ready lads, because this one is very, very, very gay. Topics: Inexperienced Bottom Sexomnia The Fear of Incontinence Closet Case #1 Closet Case #2 Call 206-201-2720 with your burning questions.

It's the long-awaited "hung-over" episode! Can Dan maintain his "frickin' awesome" status after a night of tequila? Listen in. Topics covered: An impassioned response to the Misogynist Faggot. Bisexuality—what's up with it? How does a 19-year-old virgin dominatrix get started? She's jealous. He has a mysterious illness. Are they doomed? If you were a gay guy, wouldn't you want to "frickin' marry" Dan Savage? Call 206-201-2720 to leave multiple, psychotic messages.

This week's topics: Rape Fantasies Big Dick, Small Mouth What Up with Closet Cases? Porn Problems More Skank Please To get your question on the air, call 206-201-2720.

Listen in as Dan Savage answers these questions and sets ’em straight. So to speak. To Fuck or Not to Fuck? Horny When Hungover Closet Police I Want My Ex's Booty Come Out, Friend Sex Eyes Call 206-201-2720 to get in on the action.

How should a 20-year-old woman tell her crush that she's a virgin? If you have a damaged heart, is it okay to zap your dick with an electric stimulator? He likes to please the ladies "110 percent"—would it be so wrong to ask for a non-reciprocated BJ once in a while? He won't fuck her while she's doing the dishes like she wants him to! When will he get the message??! Dan has all the answers. You have all the questions: 206-201-2720. Calling from a land line increases the probability of your making it on the show by 72 percent.

Listen in as Dan Savage blows his top at a misogynistic faggot. It's a beautiful thing. Also: a bubbly, desperately horny 18-year-old virgin, a "tongue extender," and an obnoxious man-hating, fake lesbian. Want to get screamed at by Dan Savage? Simply call 206-201-2720 and leave him a voicemail.

Here are the filthy, filthy questions Dan addresses this week: Cock rings… dangerous? Come in the mouth… ick! I want a hands-free orgasm… help! Found evil roommate's porn photo… what to do? Landlines, people! Landlines! C'mon, you can call from work… 206-201-2720.

The show, in a nutshell: She's sneakin' cigs and he doesn't like it ONE LITTLE BIT! She's Catholic and bisexual; should she come out? His buddy likes to date 17-year-old girls. Does he need to be slapped? Dan chats with Seattle dominatrix Mistress Matisse about legalizing prostitution. Want to cry on Dan's shoulder? Call from your landline and make it short and snappy: 206-201-2720.

This week's questions: I wanna swing with my buddies! A lady of low libido On saying "No." A junkie's got his stuff. To record a question for Dan to answer, call 206-201-2720. Leave a phone number if you'd like Dan to interview you for the podcast.

This week Dan speaks with and about indulgent ladies. Bless them. The callers: Can't cum, but his abs are hot. He likes and insists on anal. She, not so much. How to LOVE her without SMOTHERING her. And how to get on a podcast. I met him online, and he seems a little sketchy...I know! I'll meet him in an abandoned field and let him take pictures of my feet! You can call, too. 206-201-2720.

Dan Savage applies his smutty wit to the following topics: How Many Homos? Fruit Fly Too Much Pre-cum Porn Star in the Family Stop that Lesbian Union! Call us at 206-201-2720

Warning: Dan Savage gets MEAN. Listen to the carnage. This week's questions: Let's Talk About Babies Cuckolding Protocol My Copulation Friend Gettin' with the Friend's Ex And! Sick of the theme music? Can you do better? Compose some and send it to podcasts@thestranger.com. To record a question for Dan, call 206-201-2720.