Summary: Dan Savage, America's only advice columnist, answers your sex questions and yaps about politics. To record a question for Dan to be answered in a later podcast, call 206-302-2064. For a much longer version of the show, with no ads, visit savagelovecast.com and get yourself a season subscription.
This week's show is sooooo gay. Dan ponders these issues: My Relative is a homohow do I talk to him? Anal sex sans santorum: How to avoid the frothy mix. Gag reflex: She cuts her food into tiny pieces. Is this really necessary? Three way, his way: Can a relationship work with a third wheel attached? Your job is to ask questions: 206-201-2720.
Listen in as Dan Savage, America's Sweetheart, attends to the ills of the lovelorn. This week's unfortunates: "Pushy Boyfriend." Is it his culture, or is he a big creep? "Apologies." He loved her once. Now she's marrying his best friend. But they're already in couples counseling! Should he apologize for warning his best friend not to marry his ex? "Teenaged Canadian Homo." Where should he go to make friends? "Shootin' Blanks" He takes scalding hot showers before sex... does she really need to use birth control? It's all real. You're next. 206-201-2720.
Here are the provocative titles of the questions Dan answers in this episode: "Inorgasmic in Ohio" "The No Masturbation Experiment" "A Fellow who Likes to Trick Women" "Skin Suit" Anything making you nervous? Tune in. Want to make us nervous? 206-201-2720.
Happy New Year everyone. Dan starts out 2007 by addressing the following interest-whetting topics: Toxic sex toys Curvy penises Differing sex drives More advice to combat UTIs and the At-Risk Tech Savvy Youth™ Sometimes, the risk is palpable. Would you like to pile on? 206-201-2720 is the number to call.
This week Dan advises a future Lutheran pastor on how to get over his ex-girlfriend already. There's a fellow with an awesome Chicago accent who points out that all these nice straight guys who proclaim that they refuse to marry until the Gays can marry MIGHT just have cold feet... A young man in Catholic school thinks that bigots should be fed knuckle sandwiches. What do YOU think the bruises are on this man's penis? And finally, a lad calls all the way from Australia to proclaim his attraction to uncircumcised penises. But he calls them "doodles." Because he's from Australia. Can we have some ladies please? Call 206-201-2720 and let your female problems be solved!
Here are just some of the problems afflicting the people all around you: He'd rather watch pornography than have sex with a 20 year old lady! She's got an enraged urethra, and her doctor won't talk to her about sex! His boyfriend is ready to settle down. He just wants to party. He's calling for a boycott of Chevrolet! A black woman strikes back. He's 18 and can't cum like he used to. You have problems too you know. Call 206-201-2720 and tell Danny all about it.
Here are the dilemmas and concerns that Dan Savage helps his listeners grapple with this week: He loves her. She loves him. But he wants to dominate her and she just wants some sweet, sweet lovin'. A Caucasian lady offers some advice of her own to our nation's African-American gentlemen. Is one loving teaspoon enough? And, when it comes to orgasms, she's a lone wolf. Can Dan help a young lady learn to share her most intimate moments with others? Listen in. And would it kill you to call? 206-201-2720. It's a voicemail. Record your question, using a land line if at all possible, and maybe we'll use it. Leave your phone number if you're up for a follow-up call.
In this week's episode, a newly out gay man wants to learn the secrets of dating, rather than casual boning. Sweet! A young lady offers tips on how to rock the G-spot. Dan calls a young man who has a proclivity for drama queens, and more. We're trying out some new music too. Would you like to be a part of the spectacle? Call 206-201-2720 and record your question.
Gather round the Thanksgiving table with Dan as he answers questions about fisting, sounding, genital warts, and revisits the concept of getting pleasured by a dolphin, all while picking turkey out of his teeth. Listen in with the whole family! Would you like to ask a question for the entire world to ponder? (We've gotten calls from Nigeria and Australia so far.) Call 206-201-2720 and record your question.
In a very special family oriented Thanksgiving edition of the Savage Love podcast, Dan attends to these eternal questions: Is it ok to have sex with dolphins? What exactly would happen if a lady received anal sex prior to giving oral sex? How serious are "anal fissures?" Here's the dolphin lover's website: http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html Happy Thanksgiving.
Dan indulges in a little post-Santorum gloating. What do straight men need? Confidence! How to turn the homophobia gun against the homophobes. And, we take the technology up a notch with a recorded phone conversation between Dan and a gay young man with a little masturbation problem. Do you have problems? You do? Then call the Savage Love Podcast line at 206-201-2720. Record your question, and include your phone number if you'd like Dan to follow up.
This week, Dan tackles some heady issues: How to please your diaper lovin' man. How to catch a white lady's eye. Definitions: What's a "tranny"?? What's a "Dirty Sanchez"?? What's "Google"? Want in? Call 206-201-2720 and leave your question in our voicemail box. If you don't mind Dan following up with you, leave your phone number as well.
In this episode, Dan advises an older gentleman who prefers the company of younger men. Should a beleaguered lesbian get back together with her girlfriend, even though she's been cavorting with a skanky ho? And The Cougar Hunter: a How-To Guide. How does this work? Here's how it works. You call this number: 206-201-2720. It's an answering machine. Leave your question in our voice mail. If your question sounds like it would work for the podcast, we'll use it and Dan will answer your question for all to hear. If you want to, you can leave your phone number in case Dan wants to follow up with you.
Welcome to the very first Savage Love Podcast. In this episode, the woes of an abusive homo, how to tell your love that they're a bad kisser, two straight men that can't get laid, and good news! The lesbians of Slovenia are strapping on. To record a question for Dan to be answered in a later podcast, call 206-201-2720.