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Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad C-Lane missed the show today, so he doesn't know what to write in this description that you probably never read. Hey, at least he did his job on his day off. Have a good weekend, chodes. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

The Defensive Danielle Show Shawn tries his hand at a Trump impression after he heard a bad one during a DNC speech. C-Lane is interested in trying another stoner-ish concoction that Taco Bell is testing out. Sabrina is upset about a flub during the Next Episode. C-Lane is going out of town to see Dave Matthews Band again and Shawn has trouble remembering he does the same thing every year. Also, more yoga pants dispatches. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Cookies and Yoga Pants Shawn woke up to his apartment building testing the fire alarm system. Alicia Keys killed it at the DNC. Sabrina said she would leave the show of her sisters got a role on Broad City. C-Lane knows a little too much about websites that don't allow law enforcement. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Bridge Over Troubled Vocals Shawn reviews night 1 of the Democratic National Convention. Paul Simon sounded a little rough. The Juggalos are planning a million man march. C-Lane ponders whether or not there are actually a million Juggalos. Shawn doesn't know if Rio is going to be ready for the Olympics. Sabrina is called out for disparaging remarks about the show. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Right In The Pokeballs Shawn admits to using his girlfriend's phone to catch Pokemon. Amy Kaufeldt thinks Mondays are always too doom and gloom and perhaps she should come in on a different day. A rapper shoots himself in the face to get attention. Shawn has a video that combines the hype of Pokemon with an old favorite. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Bro Friday Sabrina is out after a Snoop Dogg concert, even though C-Lane went to the same show. Fritz from the Philips Phile joins to help out. Shawn is displeased with the answers from the police after an innocent man was shot in south Florida. A bikini trend in Japan raises some eyeborws. C-Lane is questioned about a dating ad. Shawn attempts to get to the bottom of rumors that Pinkman was involved in a fight at a comedy show. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Island Shawn Shawn is still trying to get people on board with the Olympics. Some protesters ran into some issues attempting to burn flags at the Republican National Convention. C-Lane ran into some issues joking about it. A cop has an unforgivable answer to why he shot a man whose arms were up in the air. A blind girl is upset after an Uber driver wouldn't let her seeing eye dog in the ride. Shawn continues to plan for his private island. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Is Everything Okay? C-Lane isn't sure why dispatchers are feeling sorry for him. Shawn says it's a problem with his Latin Lover, which he still denies having. Third Eye Blind semi-trolled the RNC. Texters join Sabrina and C-Lane in horrible jokes after Shawn brings up a story about a girl who lives in a bowl. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Copy and Paste Controversy surrounds the RNC as it appears Melania Trump's speech had portions ripped off from a speech given previously by Michelle Obama. Shawn is curious who gets fired, while C-Lane heard Trump claim she wrote the speech herself with "very little help." A mother's mugshot shows all smiles after her arrest for putting her kids in the trunk of a Corvette. C-Lane ends up with a new web domain after Sabrina tells a story of when her family picked the wrong movie to see together. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Neenja Time! Shawn has a new song to promote C-Lane's Snapchat account. MMA fights over the weekend had some questionable celebrating and a gruesome head injury. A former Apprentice contestant make a cringe-filled song. Various citizens react to the killing of police officers in Baton Rouge on Sunday. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Grilled What? Shawn is excited to ride the new King Kong ride at Universal. People are stabbing each other over Pokemon Go. Shawn forgot to watch the premiere of Mr Robot. An insurance company had to pull a commercial after the sound of a girl playing an instrument was deemed too annoying. C-Lane has questions after a woman is beheaded by a train during sex. Sabrina and C-Lane are excited to try a sandwich that is the latest internet craze. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Monkey Business Shawn thinks he's the only guy excited for the Olympics. C-Lane finds a new problem with Pokemon Go. Another video has surfaced in a trend livestreamed shootings. The world might end while Sabrina and C-Lane are at separate concerts. A cop apologizes for a post on Facebook he says was misunderstood. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Coot Wasson Bernie Sanders endorses Hillary Clinton. Sabrina may be taking dangerous measures to catch Pokemon. Others are fed up with the game altogether. Sabrina pulls together her best Axl Rose impression. C-Lane reveals a job he used to have that Shawn and Sabrina haven't heard of before. Shawn tries to pry more info. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Blow Your Stack Pokemon Go is taking over the world. C-Lane isn't a fan, Shawn's girlfriend has already spent real money on the game. IKEA Japan released an all-black hot dog. The devil visits the show when Shawn has audio of a Mexican teen who is apparently possessed. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Hey Sabrina, Nice........ Hair. Shawn and Sabrina discuss the previous night's devastation in Dallas, TX. A broadcaster is caught mocking Hillary Clinton during an error-riddled newscast. C-Lane Flinstones his way through This Week in Florida. Sabrina doesn't think Shawn and C-Lane acknowledge her boobs enough. A texter suggest a new theme for Fridays. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)