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Beware the Puss Shawn warns about a poisonous critter spotted in Florida as of late that could easily ruin your day. C-Lane annoys Shawn with his comebacks. Everyone gets a present from the show. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

#teacherbae The whole crew is back together after a week of different people missing. Shawn and C-Lane are still passing DayQuil back and forth. Sabrina finds herself obsessed with getting a Harambe jersey after Shawn offers one up as a prize for Live Trivia. A fourth grade teacher is turning heads in and out of the classroom. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Name This Gorilla Sabrina is back from New York, but C-Lane is out. Shawn re-thinks offering his body to science after a BBC special showed a fat woman being cut apart. A zoo in China made the ultimate mistake when trying to decide on a name for their new baby gorilla. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Aftermath C-Lane survived his 30th birthday, although his voice is a little scratchy. Shawn and C-Lane reminisce to Amy Kaufeldt about previous birthdays where he didn't fare as well. D Royale from 104.5 The Beat stops in and Shawn tries to sound cool. Hillary Clinton comes down with an illness, and Shawn is disturbed by a tweet related to it. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

What Happened To C-Lane? It's the final show of C-Lane's 20's and he's talking so much football that Shawn doesn't know him anymore. A mattress shop in Texas is the latest to find themselves involved in a 9/11-related advertising snafu. Alex joins the show from Rumba 100.3 and fact-checks C-Lane on his Spanish. A transgendered woman has had numerous tattoos and plastic surgeries to make her look like a dragon. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Bro Thursday Sabrina is out, and on her way to New York City. A sports team has an answer to players not standing for the national anthem. Shawn thinks he may have found the mother of the year. C-Lane heard a commercial on a sister station that sounded very familiar. The author of Eat, Pray, Love has found another new adventure. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Jackrocket Fall, Y'all! Another Apple announcement is going on, unveiling the iPhone 7. Shawn isn't as pumped about these announcements as he used to be. After a story about more clown sightings, C-Lane makes up yet another word. Sabrina shifts into vacation mode as she prepares to leave for New York for a bachelorette party. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Alright babe, ready to funnel? The crew recaps their Labor Day weekend, specifically the Skywall Summer party at Ollie's Public House. Nobody knows why certain rumors surfaced over the weekend regarding the show. President Obama addresses the Kaepernick story. Shawn is particularly disgusted by a woman who strives to be the fattest woman in the world and has her boyfriend feed her with a funnel. C-Lane takes more issue with a story involving Juggalos. Sabrina finds some old raps she wrote. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Skywall Summer, Live at Ollie's Shawn and crew take the show to Ollie's Public House for the Skywall Summer hurricane party. Things get weird. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Harambe McGorillaface It's looking like the live broadcast at Ollie's may turn into a hurricane party. A zoo is on its way to being trolled by the internet after it announces a new gorilla naming contest. An explosion at Cape Canaveral shook the area when something went awry during a SpaceX testing. A caller on scene provides details. Colin Kaepernick is under fire again, this time for his socks. Rudy Giuliani has a new hat. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Needless Markup Shawn has C-Lane addicted to a new game. The show finally had its first productive meeting and portions of Friday's Skywall Summer show are revealed. Shawn and Sabrina learn about crickets after a crazy woman in New York posts a video of her spreading live bugs in a subway train. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Leisure Suit Jury Duty More people are freaking out about football players not standing for the national anthem. Some are calling out unused verses of the anthem for being racist. Shawn loses the attention of Sabrina and C-Lane after telling them about an adult themed video game that he used to hide from his parents as a kid. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Beach Ball Bonanaza C-Lane outlasted the rest of the show at the Philips Phile Poker Tournament. A man who claims to be 145 years old has only one wish left. Shawn reminisces over past puke videos after a video emerges of a ribbon twirler throwing up on herself. C-Lane is worried about some purchases Shawn has made for the live broadcast on Friday. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Chewed Facebook C-Lane had issues attending a Miami Dolphins preseason game. Sabrina has fun at the expense of a Dr Phil interview. Shawn warns about fake $100 bills going around. The gang prepares for the upcoming Philips Phile Poker Tournament. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Guess What I Heard Shawn hears breaking news surrounding the Pulse survivors. A radio producer is in trouble over a revelation that hits close to home. The show ponders their funerals and burials after a former funeral home worker exposes the darker side of the industry. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)