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For A Truly Disappointing Time Turns out the South Florida face eater had some weird drinking habits during his attack. An earthquake has devastated Italy. Shawn says the town was hit worse because their buildings are much older. C-Lane's number was found on a bathroom wall. A rodeo clown was fired over comments he made during his show. Eddie Vedder stops a show to call out a fan. Sabrina regrets making a joke. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Postal Everyone's back after an unplanned three-day weekend. Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane spent a bunch of time at the post office Monday after C-Lane used the wrong form of postage on a bunch of the Skywall t-shirts. Dispatchers are curious about an upcoming broadcast. The show gets an unexpected call from a person they've been dying to talk to. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

No Ant Pile Sex Shawn is hesitant to interview Kal Penn, who calls twice. Sabrina is attending a Dixie Chicks concert. A man can't get insurance after his house has been crashed into six times. Sabrina asks for Moe's help to figure out whether or not C-Lane changed his name. Shawn identifies more situations in which it would be difficult or inappropriate to have sex. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

High on Jesus More stories emerge pointing to Ryan Lochte's story about being robbed at gunpoint being fabricated. A couple of stoners get their hotbox time interrupted by some guys who just want to pray with them. Disney makes an interesting change to one of their rides 17 years after it opened. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Brother Christian Ryan Lochte's story about being robbed is being questioned by Brazilian authorities. Shawn and C-Lane ponder what his motivation would be for lying about the incident.Sabrina thinks she found out a secret about C-Lane. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Shamanamadingdong Prep Shawn is excited that the week has flown by and he's finally on board with Fist Pump Friday. Another theme park is catching heat for an accident causing injuries to its patrons. A broadcaster gets creative over his annoyance with NBC's broadcasting rules. Sabrina reminisces over a missed opportunity at a championship ring. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Kicks 4 Guns 2016 Detective Barb updates the show on the progress of Kicks 4 Guns. Trump is standing behind a statement where he said President Obama is the founder of ISIS. Shawn notes that CNN has started including commentary in their on screen graphics. Sabrona visits and things get awkward between Shawn and C-Lane when a story is brought up about shorts made to help strengthen your pelvic floor. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

From Fun Suckers to Son F****** C-Lane and Shawn cheered on Michael Phelps from the bar as he won two more gold medals. C-Lane offers perspective on what an impressive feat Phelps has accomplished. One commentator was under a bit of fire for mistakenly calling a lesbian athlete's spouse her husband. A New Mexico mother and son say they're in love and will risk jail time to defend their relationship. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Pouring Into Our T****** The internet went abuzz after Trump made a hilarious flub during a speech in Detroit. C-Lane isn't so sure about the screw-up. Sabrina is eager to settle a discussion on whether airsoft bullets hurt your skin.... by shooting Shawn and C-Lane. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

In Memory of Cliff More people seem to be on board with the Olympics, now that the games have started in Rio. Shawn highlights some of the big moments from the weekend and some of the controversies, big and small, that have stemmed from the event. 3-time Gold medalist Rowdy Gaines calls the show and talks about covering the swimming events, where the US has dominated for 60 years. Fritz made a new Skywall song to replace the terrible one Shawn played on Friday. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

The Fifth of Friday Shawn still thinks he's the only one excited for the Olympics. C-Lane didn't know it was his job to take down the t-shirt sale, so more people were able to buy shirts after the deadline. George Zimmerman is back in the news after getting punched in the face at a restaurant. Shawn gives up on creating his masterpiece and offers a sample of what could have been. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Fun with ATVs Callers come in droves to takes sides when Shawn and Sabrina discuss whether or not a dollar store owner had the right to deny a Muslim woman to wear a head covering in her store. The Olympics are beginning but athletes in Rio are still running into a lot of troubles. Shawn thinks the IRS shouldn't be allowed to tax medal winners. Sabrina ponders what kind of animal is portrayed by Arthur the cartoon. C-Lane is called out for holding back on Dave Matthews Band facts. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Don't Run With Scissors Shirts are still moving fast and Shawn is worried he might have to cut off the sale. More information comes out surrounding the death of Korryn Gaines. The Suicide Squad movie is falling apart. Sabrina and C-Lane speculate after a man is exposed for refusing to let a lesbian couple hold hands in his store. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

Totally Skywall The latest t-shirt is available for sale right now at GetSkywall.com. Shawn wants to keep the presale open til Friday, but may have to cut it off if too many orders come in. Donald Trump has an awkward encounter with a baby making noise at one of his speeches. A drunk guy on a plane embarrasses himself whilst fighting with the pilot. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)

The Longest Spot C-Lane and Sabrina went to concerts over the weekend while Shawn stayed in and watched Stranger Things. Shawn makes up for a story he forgot to get to on Friday. The design for the new Skywall shirt is released on Facebook. C-Lane has an issue with his depiction on the shirt. Shawn tries to find hidden satanic messages. (http://thenewsjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/23_Play-128-92x92.png)