Downtime with John and Emily

Podcasting is all about accepting and working around Murphy's Law. We're sorry it's late, but getting this episode out was a WHOLE THING. We hope you weren't in too much of a funk this week, but we're here now to help lift you up and send you off into your new happier life. Thanks again to Vintage Talk for their song Space! Visit facebook.com/vintagetalk to find more great stuff from Vintage Talk! Intro/Outtro music by Ethan Gustavson (ethangustavson.com)

Have you been waiting for years to learn how to ride a bike just so someone would take the time to teach you through a purely auditory medium? Boy, do we have a show for you! In this one, we talk about the rise of Slack-Lining, we get a glimpse into childhood as a Downey straight from the source, and John shared details about his new avian lifestyle. Thanks so much to Sipper for their song Adam Driver! Head to youtube.com/watch?v=N3MalJX4Ll4 and check out the awesome Adam Driver music video! Intro/Outtro music by Ethan Gustavson (ethangustavson.com)

Sorry for getting this one out a little late! This episode goes great with a Nightcap! In this one, John and Emily talk about Opportune Crime, Giant Ant Monsters, and they give some actually helpful advice about the upcoming eclipse, against all odds. Thanks so much to David Eaton for his song, I Just Wanna Die. Head to davideaton.weebly.com for more great stuff from David! Intro/Outtro music by Ethan Gustavson (ethangustavson.com)

IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL TIME! We've got all our sweet new accessories: backpacks gel pens, binder covers, a crippling sense of inadequacy born purely of the curse of adolescence, and a brand new episode of Downtime with John and Emily! In this one, the Downeys teach you how to get in with the "In-Crowd". They talk about their old high school, Emily's crushes through the years, and the greatest rendition of In The Hall of the Mountain King never to be performed! A thousand thanks to Elliot Taylor for his song Holy or the Broken! Check out elliottaylormusic.com to find more work from Elliot! Intro/Outtro music by Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com

Ready to get hitched?? Put on your Sunday best, take your loved one's hands, and let John and Emily lovingly officiate the wedding of your dreams! It's about time these bozos found something useful to do.. Thanks to Hugh Macdonald for his song As a Man! Head on over to facebook.com/hughsmusic to find lots more from Hugh! Intro/Outtro music by Ethan Gustavson (ethangustavson.com)

It's so hot, you guys. And we've got the perfect way to cool off! With a nice tall glass of Downtime with John and Emily! Take a load off and prepare to unsubscribe from this channel for good because the Downeys get way too personal and a little too gross, this time. (Please don't actually unsubscribe, we need this.) Thanks to Abrielle Scharff for her song Picasso Blue! Head over to abriellescharff.bandcamp.com to hear more great tunes from Abrielle. Intro/Outtro music by Ethan Gustavson (ethangustavson.com)

This week Emily and John are exhibiting their love for all things home related by telling you how to build a dream home! Ok, so it's John and Emily's dream home, but we think you'll still enjoy it! We talk Mike Meyers, our favorite HGTV program Fixer Upper, and giant transformer-like housebots. World's gotta end somehow.  Special thanks to Alice Limoges with her song, 'Your Skin on My Sheets,' if you would like to hear more from her, you can download her album at https://alicelimoges.bandcamp.com/. Thanks as always to Ethan Gustavson for our theme music, if you would like to hear more from Ethan, you can visit his website ethangustavson.com

Disclaimer: This is a jokey-joke podcast. The Downeys are idiots that say stupid stuff to make eachother laugh. They're also very white and very privileged. That being said, we hope you enjoy Littering PSAs, actual sibling arguments about loud cereal eating, and Prison Break-Ins. Thanks to Drummond for his song Getting Comfortable! Check out drummond.bandcamp.com for more awesome jams from him! Intro and Outtro by Ethan Gustavson (ethangustavson.com)

Listen as the Downeys fruitlessly try to teach themselves to be better people and podcasters. Listen for our URL to start your free trial to Audible today! Thanks to Exits for our musical interlude! If you enjoyed their song Ruin Me, you can find more from Exits including t-shirts at exitsmusic.com Intro and Outtro by Ethan Gustavson ethangustavson.com

John's back from Europe! And he's being a real jag about it. But, that means we've gotta get all caught up with the films of the season! Listen in as the Downey's swoon over Gal Gadot, lament Pixar's latest mistake, and argue over cinema terminology that they have no business arguing over. Listen for the URL to start your free 30 Day Trial to Audible! Thanks as always to Ethan Gustavson for our Intro and Outtro Theme! More from Ethan at ethangustavson.com. Special thanks to Darryl Rahn for letting us air his brand spanking new single, Runnin Back, which he just released TODAY! Check out the music video for Runnin Back and much more from Darryl at facebook.com/darrylrahnmusic

It's Father's Day....almost. And what do Dad's love? If your John and Emily's Dad, it's grilling, golf, and the Great Outdoors, which is why we've lovingly hand-crafted this Father's Day special with him and Dads like him in mind. We're gonna teach you how to camp out with class!  John and Emily talk past camping experiences, ideal camping spaces, and much, much more! Special thanks this week to Tara Uncles with her song, Avalanche! You can find Tara's new album, "Never Ending World" on iTunes! Thanks also to Ethan Gustavson for our theme, and thanks to all the Dads out there!

Everyone here at Downtime with John and Emily is deeply committed to the environment, and while there are many pressing issues, we feel that one of the most compelling cases is that of the honeybee. These beleaguered bumbling beauties need advocates, and John and Emily are steppin’ up by telling you how to save the bees. That’s right! We need all the help we can get, so throw on your head-net thingy and grab an epi pen, because we’re taking this issue by storm! This episode we delve into the birds and the bees, creating a flashier sequel to Avatar, and just why it is people don’t like our little buzzy friends (spoiler alert: it’s that stinging thing they do). This week’s musical guest is Corry Loveday with his song ‘Through the Gap’ off his upcoming EP ‘Wandering Man’! You can find more from Corry at https://corryloveday.bandcamp.com/album/dreamtalking-ep. You can also find out about him by going to his website corrylovedaymusic.com. Thanks to our sponsor, Audible.com and to Ethan Gustavson for our theme music!

It's summer, dudes! That means it's time to break out the markers, tape, and 2x4's for a good old-fashioned (or not so old-fashioned) lemonade stand!  John and Emily are talkin' neon, good vibes, and special guest-investor, Sir James Buffet. Our musical guest this week is Jared Rocco with his song, Under the Maple Tree. More from Jared at jaredrocco.com! Thanks as always to Ethan Gustavson for our theme music, and sponsor, Audible.com! Be sure to tune in for your chance to get a free 30-day trial to Audible.com! Thanks and Happy Summer!

On your mark...Get set...Listen to our latest episode of this podcast! In this one, The Downey Siblings reach a new low in terms of how little they know about a topic they decide on. They talk about Nipple Pasties, Backyard Godzilla Fights, and about how just really gross running is as a sport. 26?...26??? Thanks so much to Friends at the Falls for their song A Heart To Save! Head to soundcloud.com/friendsatthefalls to find more great music! Thanks to Ethan Gustavson for our Intro and Outtro music! More from him at ethangustavson.com. Listen in for our special URL to start your FREE 30-Day trial to Audible!

Look out! It's a super spooky new episode of Downtime with John and Emily! This week John and Emily are talking murders most foul, British crime dramas, trains, and becoming breakfast cereal moguls. Super special thanks as always to Ethan Gustavson for our theme, and thanks to Re: Waves for his song It Fun! Find more from Re: Waves at https://soundcloud.com/rewaves.  Downtime is sponsored by Audible.com, and be sure to use our special link to get a free 30 days worth of content! As always, we want to thank you, our listeners, and hope you'll subscribe and give us a rating on itunes!  Happy 20th Episode!