Downtime with John and Emily

You know John and Emily are the poster children of sibling bonding, but did you know they have a brother?? This week Kit Downey shows off his culinary prowess by teaching us how to make his signature pretzels! Be prepared for lots of technical knowledge, fun kitchen equipment and puppy noises, and some solid life advise along the way. Grab your notebooks, kids, because the Downey's are taking you to culinary school!  Special Thanks to Guest Host Kit Downey, Ethan Gustavson for our theme music, and musical guest Green Tongue Twist with their song, Bitch. More from them at https://greentonguetwist.bandcamp.com/track/bitch.  Be sure to Subscribe and leave us a review on iTunes! Also tell your friends we exist!

Episode 18: How to Rock a Job Interview

Mushrooms? Musical Interlude this week is Fight the Fear by Ivan Polanco! If you liked what you heard, visit youtube.com/ivanPmusic27 to hear more from Ivan! Thanks as always to Ethan Gustavson for our Intro/Outtro music. Visit ethangustavson.com for more work from Ethan.

Hey everybody! Sorry it's been so long since you've gotten an episode, we're very bad at this! But here is a recording of our very special, very first live episode that we performed at 8 Bit Oasis games in Harrisonburg, VA! Thank you so much to 8 Bit Oasis for hosting us, thank you to Taylor Jarrell for setting up the event, and thank you to Tricia and Reed Jarrell for bringing and setting up their audio equipment for us to use! Thank you to Vintage Talk for our Musical Interlude this week: Habits! Visit facebook.com/vintagetalk to find out more about Vintage Talk!

Ima get right to it. Listen to this if you wanna make tons of money off of Airbnb. They talk about Great British Bake off, Pet Bats and Emily reveals that she lives in a Children's Educational TV Show. Musical Guest this week is Ava Heatley with her brand new song, The Drive! Find more incredible music from Ava at avaraeheatley.bandcamp.com. Go there and listen to her new album! It's so good!

It's been a long week, you deserve to take Friday off. One problem, though. You're an adult with responsibilities and can't just not go to work. The Downey's have got you covered. In this one, John and Emily talk about how bad they are at keeping promises vis-a-vis Al Roker Fights, they discuss the Disney Channel original movie Sky High, and they give you so many good ways to get out of work. Thanks to our musical guest Jonny Parks for his song Smoke and Mirrors! You can find that and more from Jonny at soundcloud.com/jonnyparksmusic. Thanks as always to Ethan Gustavson for our intro and outtro theme, more from the man at ethangustavson.com. Look out for that special URL to start your FREE 30 day trial to audible!

It's the first week of March and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. Emily is gonna fight Al Roker. What does that mean for our sign-off? I don't know, they didn't talk about it. In this episode, the Downeys start to solidify their plans to CONSENSUALLY fight everyone's favorite meteorologist, they come up with some actually not bad ideas for once, and they create the perfect test of friendship for Kelly. You're welcome, Kelly. Our Musical Interlude this week is Ordinary Life by Skyler Cocco! Thank you Skyler! You can find more from Skyler at soundcloud.com/skylercocco. Sponsored by Audible! Look out for an exclusive URL to start you FREE 30-Day Trial to Audible.

Breaking up with your significant other can be really difficult. The Downeys understand this. They're here to help. In this episode, John and Emily make a decision about the Downtime franchise, Emily's Landlord gives them a call, and they start a new fancast based on the 2012 Romance Drama "The Vow". Thanks to Annie McLean for our Musical Interlude this week! If you enjoyed her song Light Again, you can find it at anniemclean.bandcamp.com. Thanks as always to Ethan Gustavson for our intro and outtro theme, more from him at ethangustavson.com. Look out for our special URL to start your FREE 30 Day trial to Audible.com!

Warning: The Downey's do not, under any circumstance, condone the actions listed in this podcast. If you try to do these things, you're on your own, legally. That said, give this one a listen, its fun! We round up some mall-walkers, take a trip down HGTV way, and we make jackets! Musical Interlude this week is A Virgin High by Dagmara! Find more great music at dagmaramusic.com. Thanks so much to our sponsor Audible.com! look out for our special URL to start your FREE 30-Day trial to Audible's FABULOUS audiobook service RIGHT NOW.

Have you ever been worried about what you would do if you were called in for Jury Duty? John and Emily are here to put your mind at ease with fun and easy ways to either get out of the thing entirely or make it way more fun. The Downeys talk about Sunday's Big Games, they give court lawyers a complete make-over, and they get back into the cult-forming business. Listen for the URL to your free 30 trial to Audible!!! Thanks to Shelby Carnright for her song Suitcase! More form Shelby on her Youtube page (link on getdowney.com) and thanks to Ethan Gustavson for our intro and outtro music, more from Big Easy at ethangustavson.com

Baby's first sponsor! This is our first episode with our new sponsor, Audible.com! Look out for the URL to your free 30 day trial in this episode! Also look out for Emily's terrible radio etiquette, John's catch phrase, and a brand new Downtime Business venture, "Mystery: The Experience: $5 We Have It". Thanks to Lo Jones for providing our Musical Interlude with her song "Formaldehyde". Find more from Lo at lojones.bandcamp.com! Thanks to Ethan Gustavson for our intro and outtro music. More from Ethan at ethangustavson.com.

Have you been drinking garbage coffee and want to elevate your morning routine to the next level? This episode of Downtime is for you. John and Emily talk WAY too much about placenta, give Mountain Dew a run for their money, and build the perfect man. Thank you so much to our artist for the week, Danielle Grubb! if you enjoyed her song "Glue" be sure to check out more of her stuff at soundcloud.com/daniellegrubb. Thanks to Ethan Gustavson for our theme! More from Ethan at ethangustavson.com

Have you ever wanted to be able to throw an absolute banger of a party? This episode is just for you. That's right. YOU. In this episode, w discuss our least favorite Calvin and Hobbs story, we invent a new party game, and Emily gets a catch-phrase. This weeks musical interlude is Shadows You Throw by Sara Donnellan! Find more of Sara's music at saradonnellan.bandcamp.com. Thanks to Ethan Gustavson as always for our intro and outtro theme. More of Ethan's beautiful work at ethangustavson.com

Ever wondered about the perfect career for you? Us too! That's not gonna stop John and Emily from telling you how to find that perfect path. Sit back and rest your ears while we subject them to our ideas of what the raddest careers would be and how to get those jobs. Thanks again to Ethan Gustavson (ethangustavson.com) for the use of his music, Seraphina Raduleau for doing our editing this week, and our musical guests, The Johannas! (More from them at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiE6f-eMwN8 )

Well, it's 2017 everybody which means a new beginning! In this episode, Emily and John discuss resolutions, life in 2017, and cyborgs? Yup. Cyborgs. Tune in and be sure to subscribe to us on itunes! Our theme is Kale and the Girl by Ethan Gustavson, and the featured artist this week is Ava Heatley singing Concrete Heart! We's also like to thank our guest editor Saraphina Redalieu for all of her hard work and talent. Happy New Year!!!