Turn Me On

What makes a successful poly family vacation? Is it important to come out to your family as poly? Surprise guest Bekah shares her thoughts while Guy's real name is revealed. Whoops.  Then b&j chat up M., just an average guy who likes to don heels and eye shadow. He teaches us that when you play with fire you don't necessarily get burned.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Thank you Folly Fest for the Turn Me On Love! PEI - hike up your skirts and get your lube ready, family vacation is in full-swing! We tackle a brain boner about methodology of attracting a third. Then B+J have a little barbershop talk with Travis, a trans barber who gets real with us about clits acting as dicks, masturbation techniques, and trans orgasms. Sit back, unzip, and enjoy. We need your help! We're looking to secure sponsors and need you to fill our a super duper quick survey. Head on over to and show us a bit of love!   Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Searching for helpful sexy time stimulators on the internet is disappointing yet a decently fun way to pass some time and get to know Jeremie better. Also, da f*ck is up with female orgasms? Listers, please describe your experience with the elusive Lady O. Then team BJ sit down with leathersmith Ryan from Babalon Leather who designs a leather line for sexy times. Ever see a person with a collar and wonder if they have an owner? Check for vaccination tags!   Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E   Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How does a Luddite become a cam girl? Surely someone's horny for a computer illiterate, disheveled, makeup-less camming virgin. Anyway, Bryde made six bucks and she's not giving away any of her secrets. Jeremie ponders his qualifications for being the world's best porn actor. Hallelujah! Then B+J chat with Connie. When religion requires that you stay a virgin till you're married, how long does it take you to discover an orgasm? Only as long as it takes your chaperone to poop apparently.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Spit take. Once upon a time we got really into spit play, except it wasn’t with each other. Things get graphic as Jeremie describes his new found fetish. Summer is here, but snowballing is still very much a possibility. Then B+J and Elle wanna know if you lovers have you ever f*cked a wizard? A centaur? Be forward, push for foreplay, as always, communication is sexy as f*ck. They dive into the struggles of PTSD, Vaginismus and oh, also, all the chakras.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jeremie’s girlfriend Bekah jumps back on the mic to review a super fun playtime and a sexy product from NYMPHNYC. Bryde gets to geek out on chakras, auras and crystal wands. B+J sit down with a masturbation loving babe named Karli who chats about her daily dose, a hot wharf, and the foreign language of flirting, in which Jeremie is not fluent. Also, other ways to meet your daily intake of fruits and veggies. Use promocode "TURNMEON15" over at for 15% off your crystal diddling needs!  Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Would you rather be fisted up to someone's elbow or toss someone’s freshly waxed salad? This and many other hard-hitting “Babe, would you rather…”’s are explored and some advice is requested from someone who will realistically never be our resident gynaecologist but realistically probably stole Bryde’s bra. Then B&J talk to Brandy, a trans woman who chats with us about transitioning, her experience being fetishized, and learning how to have it because you want it, not because it’s there. Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

So many activities to talk about. Hype the live show, Jeremie’s last day on earth with an un-waxed butthole, romance and pegging, and just straight up chat about approaching a poly lifestyle. Then Bryde and Jeremie talk with Chelsea, a foot fetish enthusiast who is basically kind of like the prince searching for the foot that fits the glass slipper. Except it’s the princess looking for the prince who will put that slipper on her foot and then maybe c*m on it.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jeremie has a long history of shi**ing on hot nurses. A listener wants to know if he should be straight up about his p*ssy worshiping desires to new sexual partners. Is owning up to your inexperience an invitation for some kinky hookups? Then, B+J sit down with Queen and Sub Zero, a couple in a female dominated relationship. Subby gets off on being caged, punished, and humiliated. Queen says using the shock collar is more painful for her than it is for her submissive. Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Jeremie’s under the weather so we’ll keep the kissing to a minimum. Good job he’s got both a wife and a girlfriend to help him through his man cold. A listener is compiling a sexy time playlist - care to contribute? And then we talk to C about what he’s learned from sexing people through Craigslist connections, the many possible configurations of double penetration, the importance of a tasty burger at an orgy, and what it’s like to excuse yourself from a group sex session gone sour.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

So B+J went on a double date with their others and each other. Who sits with who and is there a seating champ? A listener sends a gift (more, please) and oh yeah, we announce our first LIVE show! Then we throw it to an conversation with a Sexual Behaviour Therapist who specializes in Paraphilia. What if you can’t tell a soul what turns you on? Spoiler alert: There’s a lid for every pot.   Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E   Shout out to @Sp00nfed for the post work   Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter      See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oh boy. How common is it to fantasize about breastfeeding during sex? Is it inappropriate to ask your lover for a little of her mother’s milk on your cereal? Jeremie can’t be deterred from getting his butthole waxed, even after a listener sends in a horror story about vicious ball-scabbing. The duo talks to T and V, a “daddy dom” and “little girl” respectively, about the nurturing aspects of their dom/sub relationship, in the “Bigs and Littles” category of kink. V’s stuffie, Molly, doesn’t have much to say, but adds a lot to the conversation.     Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E   Shout out to @Sp00nfed for the post work   Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On a scale of 1-10, how interested are you in having your butthole licked? We’re wondering how many times have you’ve bent over for the mirror and looked at your own. Does hair grow directly from the butthole? How expensive is it and who waxes men’s buttholes these days? A listener wants to know about sustaining a long distance sexual relationship. Then team BJ sit down with Kyla, a model with a history of taking her clothes off in public. Kyla talks about her journey losing her v-card to an emo boy with side swept hair, to a dangerous introduction to kink in relationships, to “safe space” erotic photography.   Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E   Shout out to @Sp00nfed for the post work   Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B+J are home from their maintenance staycation at a hotel down the street. I heard they were doing a business man/hooker role play.  And good thing Jeremie worked at x-citement video as a teenager. Little did he know at the time that over a decade later he'd be answering listener questions about couple friendly porno recommendations. Then the conversation unfolds with Tia, a sexually fluid, queer woman on her way to becoming a sex therapist. We will not assume she is going to have a threesome with us just because she likes both girls and boys.  Also, turns out Jeremie is not bisexual but poly can be queer so are we a part of the club?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Raise your hand if you love hand jobs! Jeremie does. Is there such a thing as “too wet”? Probably. Is there a universal way to please a penis? One stroke to rule them all? Plus, A listener asks B&J how to bag a babe for her and her boyfriend to ravish in the bedroom, without the use of alcohol or tinder. Then the married duo chat with Andrew, a sexually charged and perhaps sexually fluid man who has a habit of being gay. Was he born that way? This episode is so full of mutual admiration and idolatry that it just might end in Bryde’s first MMF threesome.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.