Turn Me On show

Turn Me On

Summary: Turn me on podcast is a no holds barred conversation about what it is to be a sexual being in the world. Hosted by Jeremie and Bryde, a married, poly, adventurous couple who love to talk to people about S-E-X, the conversation is geared toward getting real about pleasures of the flesh with intelligence, humour and maybe a little pillow talk.

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 52 - Death & Libido | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:32:02

Who’s the real Headline Whore? Jeremie gets sprayed down by a f***ing hippy. We swing back to WWII to talk about fighter pilot key parties. B and J talk to Pat about grief and sex in the hospital family room. With a few fleeting experiences below the belt, he’s reeled himself out of dating pool, and is sharing some small talk about the rain with a stranger in a bus stop.   Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box   Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E   Like us on Facebook  Follow us on Instagram  Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 51 - "I Thought I Had A Mini Penis" | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:29:23

Do you hear what I hear? It sounds like Ta Ta Teetee Ta. A brain boner deals with a sex sandwich with questionable sandwich meat. Then B+J chat with Elle, a gal whose anxiety disorder maybe came from some very conflicting stimuli about sex. Pull out your coffee table book of vaginas, put your feet up, and get some perspective.   Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box   Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E   Like us on Facebook  Follow us on Instagram  Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 50 - Our Little Married Podcast Returns | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:17:07

Who’s more excited for the launch of Season 2? Hard to say. hard to say like, hard to make f*ck in a camper on a 3 month road trip, or say, in a Honda Fit. B+J reunite at SXSW in Austin, Texas and talk about bathroom etiquette, bumble, bad bar interactions. They saw Esther Perel in all her glory and they have things to say about it. So happy to be back, so much compersion for the listeners. Esther Perel's SXSW talk: Visit and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook  Follow us on Instagram  Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 49 - We're Getting A Divorce | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:03:51

Host Episode! Bryde and Jeremie sit down in their recording studio with Jeremie’s dad-joke telling sex robot. They try to break some news gently to the audience, kind of like saying “Hey listen, this is hard for me to say…” Bryde warns Jeremie of some sexual injuries he should try to avoid while she’s having her mexican shark orgies. Lots of brain boners this week, from bottom to top, from human rights to human sights. Featuring a little extra audio treat for your ears  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 48 - I Had Two Vaginas | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:17:26

Bryde gets the chance to watch three men at a time learn about the intricacies of the vagina. Or two vaginas. One girl, two vagina’s. From haemorrhaging to multiple tampons, the complications of having a co-joined reproductive system are…..complicated. Periods, pregnancy and procedures, this collaboration with Sickboy Podcast is one for the books.   Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box   Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E   Like us on Facebook  Follow us on Instagram  Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 47 - The Goddess' Identity Crisis | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:55:45

No foreplay today! Straight to the dirty. This would disappoint B+J's guest Kathleen so much. This week we speak with a lover of sex who went through a desire dry-up after having a baby. One of Bryde's earliest writing mentors, Kathleen guides writers through writing about sex, and Jeremie realizes that all those sexy texts he's been composing are actually erotic literature. Have you ever run out of desire? Try rubbing your ankle!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 46 - Chasing the D in the Maritimes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 02:06:07

Happy New Year from hosts b and J who spent their Big O.. er.. Big eve apart and are just catching up. They pledge their New Year’s sexual resolutions. Then they introduce the next-ever in the Prince Edward Island series, guest Maria Campbell, a woman to be reckoned with. Listen to her thoughts on self-expression, art, sexuality, consent, being poly in a small town and the Charlottetown Sexperience. Check out her website at mezzoartwork.com.   Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box   Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E   Like us on Facebook  Follow us on Instagram  Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 45 - Happy Poly Holidays | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:54:11

Belated happy Boxing Day to all our listeners. We are turkey tired and reflecting on a holiday season with all kinds of dynamics. We’re learning as we go. What works in one relationship doesn’t work in another. Some families have open arms and some are not so sure. We eat into a brain boner from a gal with a boyfriend who gets sauced and then saucy, and who turns up his nose at monogamish. Happy holiday from turn me on.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 44 - High School Blow Job Queen | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:32:52

Pisces woman/Capricorn Man: It begins as a best friendship-they inspire each other's wildest dreams. B+J explore their sexstrology. Then they speak with the BJ Queen who came by her savviness honestly, with sexually open parents who at one time, tried to start a church in their community. Turns out they are the bombest parents and great people to have in your corner.   Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box   Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E   Like us on Facebook  Follow us on Instagram  Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 Smanging Sex Guitar: Tunes To Write A Poly Contract To | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:08:10

In a surprise host episode, Jeremie and bryde discuss the highs and lows of opening up the relationship....again. We take a walk down memory lane to July 2015, when they drew up the first set of rules for their arrangement. Jeremie's acid fuelled journey into the wacky world of animal sex, dirty birds, and detachable penises means Bryde gets to hang out on the wholesome side of the couch.   Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box   Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E   Like us on Facebook  Follow us on Instagram  Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 42 - Twerking Cake Butts | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:17:56

Ever get turned on from cake twerking? Jeremie found his new favourite thing. Booty Cake. Bryde likes a nice set of ta-ta’s. Do millennials make better house maids? Maybe… if they are keeping it sexy. What’s a gal to do when she JUST had surgery but loves it rough? Keep it kinky obvs. Choke me. Slap me. Tie me up. Unless I’m screaming Pineapple. In that case, please don’t punch me in my stitches. Also, where the heck is the Uber style rating for dating apps? LOL = ghosted and grandpa is looking for some arthritic lovin’. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box   Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E   Like us on Facebook  Follow us on Instagram  Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 41 - The Submissive Side of your Financial Advisor | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:20:42

Should a children’s television show host do hand nail fetish porn? We better call a friend, or Jeremie’s agent.. Jeremie and Bryde talk to Molly, a person from your neighbourhood who discovers her real sexual interests at 25. A single poly. Also, isn’t it about time that a shower safe selfie was born? Thank you iPhone 8. Prince Philip comes to the rescue….or does he? D&D might become your sexual chat room.   Subscribe on Apple Podcasts:  https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/turn-me-on/id1200938612?mt=2   Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box   Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E   Like us on Facebook  Follow us on Instagram  Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 40 - Mommy's Gettin' Busy | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:15:17

B+J dive into the horrific world of Man bits being mangled. Every wonder what invaginated means? Well, today’s your lucky day. Jeremie experiences legit phantom pain and one listener doesn’t feel pleasure when they pop. Then BJ chat with Stef! Nothing like some explosions, grenades & exotic sports cars to inspire some baby making. Then once the baby pops out, sit that little brat in front of Paw Patrol so you can make sexy time. Don’t worry, Jeremie’s dad wasn’t hurting his mom. Kids can learn consent as early as 2 years old. You can also teach them to call their junk whatever you want.  P.S. don’t force the kid to hug yo! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts:   Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box   Music:  Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E   Like us on Facebook  Follow us on Instagram  Make love to us on Twitter   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 39 - Can Robots have STDs? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:54:48

It’s an hour long BJ. Everyones favourite married couple sit down for a normal morning chit chat. Bryde isn’t one for Sci-Fi but she gets an ear full. The ethical and moral conundrums of robots and sex. Is it cheating if you bang a robot? Depends on who you ask. American cl*t rubbing orgasm cults are on the rise. Bryde wants to get paid for the hanky-panky and Jeremie isn’t a cuck. This week is a doozy.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

 38 - Congratulations On Your Abortion | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:07:48

Twitterpation and NRE. New Relationship Energy. No moving backward so might as well move onward and upward, into the new and exciting challenges of a bonafide relationship. B and J talk to Becky about accidental poly pregnancies, poly breakups, bad relationships, neat jobs, and accidental bestiality.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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